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Commander
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Commander

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Lynde, Cheerful Tormentor
Deathtouch
Whenever a Curse is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, return it to the battlefield attached to you at the beginning of the next end step.
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may attach a Curse attached to you to one of your opponents. If you do, draw two cards.
Legendary Creature - Human Warlock
Lynde, Cheerful Tormentor (mic) 76

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Curse of Oblivion
Enchant player
At the beginning of enchanted player's upkeep, that player exiles two cards from their graveyard.
Enchantment - Aura Curse
Curse of Oblivion (isd) 95
Fraying Sanity
Enchant player
At the beginning of each end step, enchanted player mills X cards, where X is the number of cards put into their graveyard from anywhere this turn.
Enchantment - Aura Curse
Fraying Sanity (wot) 19

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fuck blue

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Curse of Echoes
Enchant player
Whenever enchanted player casts an instant or sorcery spell, each other player may copy that spell and may choose new targets for the copy they control.
Enchantment - Aura Curse
Curse of Echoes (dka) 34
Curse of Fool's Wisdom
Enchant player
Whenever enchanted player draws a card, they lose 2 life and you gain 2 life.
Madness
(If you discard this card, discard it into exile. When you do, cast it for its madness cost or put it into your graveyard.)
Enchantment - Aura Curse
Curse of Fool's Wisdom (c19) 16
Curse of Obsession
Enchant player
At the beginning of enchanted player's draw step, that player draws two additional cards.
At the beginning of enchanted player's end step, that player discards their hand.
Enchantment - Aura Curse
Curse of Obsession (mic) 73
Curse of Shaken Faith
Enchant player
Whenever enchanted player casts a spell other than the first spell they cast each turn or copies a spell, this Aura deals 2 damage to them.
Enchantment - Aura Curse
Curse of Shaken Faith (mid) 353
Thoughtrender Lamia
Constellation — Whenever this creature or another enchantment you control enters, each opponent discards a card.
Creature Enchantment - Lamia
Thoughtrender Lamia (jou) 85

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Cruel Reality
Enchant player
At the beginning of enchanted player's upkeep, that player sacrifices a creature or planeswalker of their choice. If the player can't, they lose 5 life.
Enchantment - Aura Curse
Cruel Reality (pakh) 84s
Curse of Inertia
Enchant player
Whenever a player attacks enchanted player with one or more creatures, that attacking player may tap or untap target permanent of their choice.
Enchantment - Aura Curse
Curse of Inertia (c13) 36
Curse of the Restless Dead
Enchant player
Whenever a land enchanted player controls enters, you create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token with decayed. (It can't block. When it attacks, sacrifice it at end of combat.)
Enchantment - Aura Curse
Curse of the Restless Dead (mic) 56
Curse of Unbinding
Enchant player
At the beginning of enchanted player's upkeep, that player reveals cards from the top of their library until they reveal a creature card. Put that card onto the battlefield under your control. That player puts the rest of the revealed cards into their graveyard.
Enchantment - Aura Curse
Curse of Unbinding (mic) 50
Ghoulish Impetus
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +1/+1, has deathtouch, and is goaded. (It attacks each combat if able and attacks a player other than you if able.)
When enchanted creature dies, return this card to the battlefield at the beginning of the next end step.
Enchantment - Aura
Ghoulish Impetus (cmm) 763
Incriminating Impetus
Enchant creature
When this Aura enters, suspect enchanted creature. (It has menace and can't block.)
Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 and is goaded. (It attacks each combat if able and attacks a player other than you if able.)
Enchantment - Aura
Incriminating Impetus (clu) 35
Psychic Impetus
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 and is goaded. (It attacks each combat if able and attacks a player other than you if able.)
Whenever enchanted creature attacks, you scry 2.
Enchantment - Aura
Psychic Impetus (clu) 92
Shiny Impetus
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 and is goaded. (It attacks each combat if able and attacks a player other than you if able.)
Whenever enchanted creature attacks, you create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "
, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")
Enchantment - Aura
Shiny Impetus (sld) 1845
The Rani
Whenever The Rani enters or attacks, create a red Aura enchantment token named Mark of the Rani attached to another target creature. That token has enchant creature and "Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 and is goaded."
Whenever a goaded creature deals combat damage to one of your opponents, investigate.
Legendary Creature - Scientist Time Lord
The Rani (who) 433

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Accursed Witch
Spells your opponents cast that target this creature cost
less to cast.
When this creature dies, return it to the battlefield transformed under your control attached to target opponent.
Creature - Human Shaman
Accursed Witch // Infectious Curse (sir) 97Accursed Witch // Infectious Curse (sir) 97

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Blightcaster
Whenever you cast an enchantment spell, you may have target creature get -2/-2 until end of turn.
Creature - Human Wizard
Blightcaster (ori) 85
Curse of Death's Hold
Enchant player
Creatures enchanted player controls get -1/-1.
Enchantment - Aura Curse
Curse of Death's Hold (isd) 94
Curse of the Nightly Hunt
Enchant player
Creatures enchanted player controls attack each combat if able.
Enchantment - Aura Curse
Curse of the Nightly Hunt (isd) 137
Doomwake Giant
Constellation — Whenever this creature or another enchantment you control enters, creatures your opponents control get -1/-1 until end of turn.
Creature Enchantment - Giant
Doomwake Giant (pjou) 66★
Forgeborn Oreads
Constellation — Whenever this creature or another enchantment you control enters, this creature deals 1 damage to any target.
Creature Enchantment - Nymph
Forgeborn Oreads (jou) 98
Grim Guardian
Constellation — Whenever this creature or another enchantment you control enters, each opponent loses 1 life.
Creature Enchantment - Zombie
Grim Guardian (jou) 73
Silent Arbiter
No more than one creature can attack each combat.
No more than one creature can block each combat.
Creature Artifact - Construct
Silent Arbiter (cns) 204
Trespasser's Curse
Enchant player
Whenever a creature enchanted player controls enters, that player loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
Enchantment - Aura Curse
Trespasser's Curse (akh) 112

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Curse of Bloodletting
Enchant player
If a source would deal damage to enchanted player, it deals double that damage to that player instead.
Enchantment - Aura Curse
Curse of Bloodletting (dka) 85
Curse of Chaos
Enchant player
Whenever a player attacks enchanted player with one or more creatures, that attacking player may discard a card. If the player does, they draw a card.
Enchantment - Aura Curse
Curse of Chaos (c13) 105
Curse of Disturbance
Enchant player
Whenever enchanted player is attacked, create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token. Each opponent attacking that player does the same.
Enchantment - Aura Curse
Curse of Disturbance (c17) 16
Curse of Hospitality
Enchant player
Creatures attacking enchanted player have trample.
Whenever a creature deals combat damage to enchanted player, that player exiles the top card of their library. Until end of turn, that creature's controller may play that card and they may spend mana as though it were mana of any color to cast that spell.
Enchantment - Aura Curse
Curse of Hospitality (vow) 377
Curse of Leeches
Enchant player
As this permanent transforms into Curse of Leeches, attach it to a player.
At the beginning of enchanted player's upkeep, they lose 1 life and you gain 1 life.
Daybound (If a player casts no spells during their own turn, it becomes night next turn.)
Enchantment - Aura Curse
Curse of Leeches // Leeching Lurker (mid) 345Curse of Leeches // Leeching Lurker (mid) 345
Curse of Opulence
Enchant player
Whenever enchanted player is attacked, create a Gold token. Each opponent attacking that player does the same. (A Gold token is an artifact with "Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")
Enchantment - Aura Curse
Curse of Opulence (pz2) 65745
Curse of Shallow Graves
Enchant player
Whenever a player attacks enchanted player with one or more creatures, that attacking player may create a tapped 2/2 black Zombie creature token.
Enchantment - Aura Curse
Curse of Shallow Graves (c13) 71
Curse of Stalked Prey
Enchant player
Whenever a creature deals combat damage to enchanted player, put a +1/+1 counter on that creature.
Enchantment - Aura Curse
Curse of Stalked Prey (isd) 136
Curse of the Bloody Tome
Enchant player
At the beginning of enchanted player's upkeep, that player mills two cards.
Enchantment - Aura Curse
Curse of the Bloody Tome (pw11) 80
Curse of the Pierced Heart
Enchant player
At the beginning of enchanted player's upkeep, this Aura deals 1 damage to that player or a planeswalker that player controls.
Enchantment - Aura Curse
Curse of the Pierced Heart (isd) 138
Curse of Verbosity
Enchant player
Whenever enchanted player is attacked, you draw a card. Each opponent attacking that player does the same.
Enchantment - Aura Curse
Curse of Verbosity (c17) 9
Maddening Hex
Enchant player
Whenever enchanted player casts a noncreature spell, roll a d6. This Aura deals damage to that player equal to the result. Then attach this Aura to another one of your opponents chosen at random.
Enchantment - Aura Curse
Maddening Hex (spg) 70
Torment of Scarabs
Enchant player
At the beginning of enchanted player's upkeep, that player loses 3 life unless they sacrifice a nonland permanent of their choice or discard a card.
Enchantment - Aura Curse
Torment of Scarabs (hou) 78
Xantcha, Sleeper Agent
Xantcha enters under the control of an opponent of your choice.
Xantcha attacks each combat if able and can't attack its owner or planeswalkers its owner controls.
: Xantcha's controller loses 2 life and you draw a card. Any player may activate this ability.
Legendary Creature - Minion Phyrexian
Xantcha, Sleeper Agent (sld) 1271

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Agent of Erebos
Constellation — Whenever this creature or another enchantment you control enters, exile target player's graveyard.
Creature Enchantment - Zombie
Agent of Erebos (jou) 59
Cacophony Unleashed
When this enchantment enters, if you cast it, destroy all nonenchantment creatures.
Whenever this enchantment or another enchantment you control enters, until end of turn, this enchantment becomes a legendary 6/6 Nightmare God creature with menace and deathtouch. It's still an enchantment.
Enchantment
Cacophony Unleashed (cmm) 761

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Bitterheart Witch
Deathtouch
When this creature dies, you may search your library for a Curse card, put it onto the battlefield attached to target player, then shuffle.
Creature - Human Shaman
Bitterheart Witch (isd) 88
Curse of Misfortunes
Enchant player
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may search your library for a Curse card that doesn't have the same name as a Curse attached to enchanted player, put it onto the battlefield attached to that player, then shuffle.
Enchantment - Aura Curse
Curse of Misfortunes (dka) 56
Red Death, Shipwrecker
Alluring Eyes —
: Goad target creature an opponent controls. That player draws a card. You add
. (Until your next turn, that creature attacks each combat if able and attacks a player other than you if able.)
Legendary Creature - Crab Mutant
Red Death, Shipwrecker (pip) 954

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Callaphe, Beloved of the Sea
Callaphe's power is equal to your devotion to blue. (Each
in the mana costs of permanents you control counts toward your devotion to blue.)
Creatures and enchantments you control have "Spells your opponents cast that target this permanent cost
more to cast."
Legendary Creature Enchantment - Demigod
Callaphe, Beloved of the Sea (thb) 260

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Arcane Signet
: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.
Artifact
Arcane Signet (sld) 1492
Cloud Key
As this artifact enters, choose artifact, creature, enchantment, instant, or sorcery.
Spells you cast of the chosen type cost
less to cast.
Artifact
Cloud Key (brr) 75
Demon of Fate's Design
Flying, trample
Once during each of your turns, you may cast an enchantment spell by paying life equal to its mana value rather than paying its mana cost.
, Sacrifice another enchantment: This creature gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the sacrificed enchantment's mana value.
Creature Enchantment - Demon
Demon of Fate's Design (cmm) 762
Dimir Signet
,
: Add
.
Artifact
Dimir Signet (sld) 287
Izzet Signet
,
: Add
.
Artifact
Izzet Signet (sld) 293
Nightscape Familiar
Blue spells and red spells you cast cost
less to cast.
: Regenerate this creature.
Creature - Zombie
Nightscape Familiar (sld) 1546
Rakdos Signet
,
: Add
.
Artifact
Rakdos Signet (sld) 289
Sol Ring
: Add
.
Artifact
Sol Ring (mps) 24
Talisman of Creativity
: Add
.
: Add
or
. This artifact deals 1 damage to you.
Artifact
Talisman of Creativity (sld) 1058
Talisman of Dominance
: Add
.
: Add
or
. This artifact deals 1 damage to you.
Artifact
Talisman of Dominance (sld) 1053
Talisman of Indulgence
: Add
.
: Add
or
. This artifact deals 1 damage to you.
Artifact
Talisman of Indulgence (sld) 1054

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Manashit

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Blood Crypt
(
: Add
or
.)
As this land enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.
Land - Swamp Mountain
Blood Crypt (exp) 8
Bloodstained Mire
, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a Swamp or Mountain card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
Land
Bloodstained Mire (exp) 18
Bojuka Bog
This land enters tapped.
When this land enters, exile target player's graveyard.
: Add
.
Land
Bojuka Bog (sld) 1532
Command Tower
: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.
Land
Command Tower (cmm) 659
Crumbling Necropolis
This land enters tapped.
: Add
,
, or
.
Land
Crumbling Necropolis (e02) 45
Exotic Orchard
: Add one mana of any color that a land an opponent controls could produce.
Land
Exotic Orchard (sld) 1231
Geier Reach Sanitarium
: Add
.
,
: Each player draws a card, then discards a card.
Legendary Land
Geier Reach Sanitarium (sld) 1408
Haunted Ridge
This land enters tapped unless you control two or more other lands.
: Add
or
.
Land
Haunted Ridge (mid) 282
Island
(
: Add
.)
Basic Land - Island
Island (mkm) 273
Luxury Suite
This land enters tapped unless you have two or more opponents.
: Add
or
.
Land
Luxury Suite (zne) 18
Morphic Pool
This land enters tapped unless you have two or more opponents.
: Add
or
.
Land
Morphic Pool (zne) 17
Mountain
(
: Add
.)
Basic Land - Mountain
Mountain (mkm) 275
Otawara, Soaring City
: Add
.
Channel —
, Discard this card: Return target artifact, creature, enchantment, or planeswalker to its owner's hand. This ability costs
less to activate for each legendary creature you control.
Legendary Land
Otawara, Soaring City (neo) 414
Raucous Theater
(
: Add
or
.)
This land enters tapped.
When this land enters, surveil 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put it into your graveyard.)
Land - Swamp Mountain
Raucous Theater (mkm) 329
Shipwreck Marsh
This land enters tapped unless you control two or more other lands.
: Add
or
.
Land
Shipwreck Marsh (mid) 285
Shivan Reef
: Add
.
: Add
or
. This land deals 1 damage to you.
Land
Shivan Reef (dmu) 380
Steam Vents
(
: Add
or
.)
As this land enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.
Land - Island Mountain
Steam Vents (exp) 12
Stormcarved Coast
This land enters tapped unless you control two or more other lands.
: Add
or
.
Land
Stormcarved Coast (vow) 284
Sulfurous Springs
: Add
.
: Add
or
. This land deals 1 damage to you.
Land
Sulfurous Springs (dmu) 381
Swamp
(
: Add
.)
Basic Land - Swamp
Swamp (mkm) 274
Training Center
This land enters tapped unless you have two or more opponents.
: Add
or
.
Land
Training Center (cmm) 665
Underground River
: Add
.
: Add
or
. This land deals 1 damage to you.
Land
Underground River (bro) 300
Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth
Each land is a Swamp in addition to its other land types.
Legendary Land
Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth (ltc) 375
Watery Grave
(
: Add
or
.)
As this land enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.
Land - Island Swamp
Watery Grave (exp) 7
Xander's Lounge
(
: Add
,
, or
.)
This land enters tapped.
Cycling
(
, Discard this card: Draw a card.)
Land - Island Swamp Mountain
Xander's Lounge (snc) 294

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Chrome Host Seedshark
Flying
Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, incubate X, where X is that spell's mana value. (Create an Incubator token with X +1/+1 counters on it and "
: Transform this token." It transforms into a 0/0 Phyrexian artifact creature.)
Creature - Phyrexian Shark
Chrome Host Seedshark (mom) 350
Shark Typhoon
Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, create an X/X blue Shark creature token with flying, where X is that spell's mana value.
Cycling
(
, Discard this card: Draw a card.)
When you cycle this card, create an X/X blue Shark creature token with flying.
Enchantment
Shark Typhoon (slc) 2020

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Captive Audience
This enchantment enters under the control of an opponent of your choice.
At the beginning of your upkeep, choose one that hasn't been chosen —
• Your life total becomes 4.
• Discard your hand.
• Each opponent creates five 2/2 black Zombie creature tokens.
Enchantment
Captive Audience (rna) 160
Curse of Surveillance
Enchant player
At the beginning of enchanted player's upkeep, any number of target players other than that player each draw cards equal to the number of Curses attached to that player.
Enchantment - Aura Curse
Curse of Surveillance (mid) 334
Curse of Thirst
Enchant player
At the beginning of enchanted player's upkeep, this Aura deals damage to that player equal to the number of Curses attached to them.
Enchantment - Aura Curse
Curse of Thirst (pw12) 81
Curse of Vengeance
Enchant player
Whenever enchanted player casts a spell, put a spite counter on this Aura.
When enchanted player loses the game, you gain X life and draw X cards, where X is the number of spite counters on this Aura.
Enchantment - Aura Curse
Curse of Vengeance (c16) 12
Stuffy Doll
Indestructible
As this creature enters, choose a player.
Whenever this creature is dealt damage, it deals that much damage to the chosen player.
: This creature deals 1 damage to itself.
Creature Artifact - Construct
Stuffy Doll (sld) 880

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0 pips - 0 cards
0 mana - 5 cards
15 pips - 14 cards
25 mana - 25 cards
35 pips - 29 cards
25 mana - 25 cards
21 pips - 18 cards
26 mana - 26 cards
0 pips - 0 cards
0 mana - 5 cards
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9 mana - 8 cards
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