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2/24/2024
This deck is Two Things: Slow and Bad
Deck Size: 100
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Est deck cost: $124.94
Salt sum: 33.75
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Commander

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Slobad, Iron Goblin

{T}, Sacrifice an artifact: Add an amount of {R} equal to the sacrificed artifact's mana value. Spend this mana only to cast artifact spells or activate abilities of artifacts.

Creature
Slobad, Iron Goblin (one) 149

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Artifact

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Barl's Cage

{3}: Target creature doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step.

Artifact
Barl's Cage (chr) 94

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Board Wipe

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All Is Dust

Each player sacrifices all permanents they control that are one or more colors.

Sorcery Kindred
All Is Dust (uma) 1
Blasphemous Act

This spell costs {1} less to cast for each creature on the battlefield. Blasphemous Act deals 13 damage to each creature.

Sorcery
Blasphemous Act (clb) 780
Brotherhood's End

Choose one — • Brotherhood's End deals 3 damage to each creature and each planeswalker. • Destroy all artifacts with mana value 3 or less.

Sorcery
Brotherhood's End (bro) 128
Nevinyrral's Disk

This artifact enters tapped. {1}, {T}: Destroy all artifacts, creatures, and enchantments.

Artifact
Nevinyrral's Disk (mh2) 298

Board Wipe

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Cheaper than they look

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Chiss-Goria, Forge Tyrant

Affinity for artifacts (This spell costs {1} less to cast for each artifact you control.) Flying, haste Whenever Chiss-Goria attacks, exile the top five cards of your library. You may cast an artifact spell from among them this turn. If you do, it has affinity for artifacts.

Creature
Chiss-Goria, Forge Tyrant (onc) 25
Frogmite

Affinity for artifacts (This spell costs {1} less to cast for each artifact you control.)

Creature Artifact
Frogmite (mm2) 215
Metalwork Colossus

This spell costs {X} less to cast, where X is the total mana value of noncreature artifacts you control. Sacrifice two artifacts: Return this card from your graveyard to your hand.

Creature Artifact
Metalwork Colossus (cmm) 960
Myr Enforcer

Affinity for artifacts (This spell costs {1} less to cast for each artifact you control.)

Creature Artifact
Myr Enforcer (mm2) 224
Oxidda Golem

Affinity for Mountains (This spell costs {1} less to cast for each Mountain you control.) Haste

Creature Artifact
Oxidda Golem (jvc) 46
Sojourner's Companion

Affinity for artifacts Artifact landcycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Search your library for an artifact land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.)

Creature Artifact
Sojourner's Companion (mh2) 235

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Cogwork Assembler

{7}: Create a token that's a copy of target artifact. That token gains haste. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step.

Creature Artifact
Cogwork Assembler (2xm) 242
Prototype Portal

Imprint — When this artifact enters, you may exile an artifact card from your hand. {X}, {T}: Create a token that's a copy of the exiled card. X is the mana value of that card.

Artifact
Prototype Portal (c18) 216
Sculpting Steel

You may have this artifact enter as a copy of any artifact on the battlefield.

Artifact
Sculpting Steel (moc) 374

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Cybermen Squadron

Nonlegendary artifact creatures you control have myriad. (Whenever a creature with myriad attacks, for each opponent other than defending player, you may create a token copy that's tapped and attacking that player or a planeswalker they control. Exile the tokens at end of combat.)

Creature Artifact
Cybermen Squadron (who) 176
Exuberant Fuseling

Trample This creature gets +1/+0 for each oil counter on it. When this creature enters and whenever another creature or artifact you control is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, put an oil counter on this creature.

Creature
Exuberant Fuseling (one) 129

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Draw

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Akki Scrapchomper

{1}{R}, {T}, Sacrifice an artifact or land: Draw a card.

Creature
Akki Scrapchomper (mom) 130
Canoptek Spyder

Flying Fabricator Claw Array — Whenever another nontoken artifact creature or Vehicle you control enters, draw a card.

Creature Artifact
Canoptek Spyder (40k) 151
Circuit Mender

When this creature enters, you gain 2 life. When this creature leaves the battlefield, draw a card.

Creature Artifact
Circuit Mender (neo) 242
Clone Shell

Imprint — When this creature enters, look at the top four cards of your library, exile one face down, then put the rest on the bottom of your library in any order. When this creature dies, turn the exiled card face up. If it's a creature card, put it onto the battlefield under your control.

Creature Artifact
Clone Shell (2xm) 241
Combustible Gearhulk

First strike When this creature enters, target opponent may have you draw three cards. If the player doesn't, you mill three cards, then this creature deals damage to that player equal to the total mana value of those cards.

Creature Artifact
Combustible Gearhulk (c21) 163
Filigree Familiar

When this creature enters, you gain 2 life. When this creature dies, draw a card.

Creature Artifact
Filigree Familiar (cmr) 308
Ichor Wellspring

When this artifact enters or is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, draw a card.

Artifact
Ichor Wellspring (c21) 245
Ruin Grinder

Menace When this creature dies, each player may discard their hand and draw seven cards. Mountaincycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Search your library for a Mountain card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.)

Creature Artifact
Ruin Grinder (c21) 57
Runed Servitor

When this creature dies, each player draws a card.

Creature Artifact
Runed Servitor (jmp) 481
Saheeli's Directive

Improvise (Each artifact you tap after you're done activating mana abilities pays for {1}.) Reveal the top X cards of your library. You may put any number of artifact cards with mana value X or less from among them onto the battlefield. Then put all cards revealed this way that weren't put onto the battlefield into your graveyard.

Sorcery
Saheeli's Directive (c18) 26
Treasure Keeper

When this creature dies, reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a nonland card with mana value 3 or less. You may cast that card without paying its mana cost. Put all revealed cards not cast this way on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Creature Artifact
Treasure Keeper (clb) 341

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Evasion

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Golem Artisan

{2}: Target artifact creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn. {2}: Target artifact creature gains your choice of flying, trample, or haste until end of turn.

Creature Artifact
Golem Artisan (cmr) 311

Evasion

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Finisher

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Artificer's Dragon

Flying {R}: Artifact creatures you control get +1/+0 until end of turn. Unearth {3}{R}{R} ({3}{R}{R}: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield. It gains haste. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step or if it would leave the battlefield. Unearth only as a sorcery.)

Creature Artifact
Artificer's Dragon (bro) 291
Immolating Souleater

{R/P}: This creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn. ({R/P} can be paid with either {R} or 2 life.)

Creature Artifact
Immolating Souleater (nph) 139
Moltensteel Dragon

({R/P} can be paid with either {R} or 2 life.) Flying {R/P}: This creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.

Creature Artifact
Moltensteel Dragon (nph) 88

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Land

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Mountain

({T}: Add {R}.)

Land
Mountain (bro) 284

Land

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Move to the cheat step

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Arms Race

{3}{R}: You may put an artifact card from your hand onto the battlefield. That artifact gains haste. Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step.

Enchantment
Arms Race (bro) 126
Purphoros, Bronze-Blooded

Indestructible As long as your devotion to red is less than five, Purphoros isn't a creature. Other creatures you control have haste. {2}{R}: You may put a red creature card or an artifact creature card from your hand onto the battlefield. Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step.

Creature Enchantment
Purphoros, Bronze-Blooded (thb) 150

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Ramp

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Arcane Signet

{T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.

Artifact
Arcane Signet (moc) 348
Cathodion

When this creature dies, add {C}{C}{C}.

Creature Artifact
Cathodion (2xm) 237
Commander's Sphere

{T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity. Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.

Artifact
Commander's Sphere (moc) 352
Gadrak, the Crown-Scourge

Flying Gadrak can't attack unless you control four or more artifacts. At the beginning of your end step, create a Treasure token for each nontoken creature that died this turn. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")

Creature
Gadrak, the Crown-Scourge (m21) 146
Karn, Living Legacy

+1: Create a tapped Powerstone token. (It's an artifact with "{T}: Add {C}. This mana can't be spent to cast a nonartifact spell.") −1: Pay any amount of mana. Look at that many cards from the top of your library, then put one of those cards into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. −7: You get an emblem with "Tap an untapped artifact you control: This emblem deals 1 damage to any target."

Planeswalker
Karn, Living Legacy (dmu) 1
Mind Stone

{T}: Add {C}. {1}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.

Artifact
Mind Stone (moc) 364
Mycosynth Wellspring

When this artifact enters or is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, you may search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Artifact
Mycosynth Wellspring (c21) 252
Sol Ring

{T}: Add {C}{C}.

Artifact
Sol Ring (plst) CMD-261
Solemn Simulacrum

When this creature enters, you may search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. When this creature dies, you may draw a card.

Creature Artifact
Solemn Simulacrum (mkc) 238
Su-Chi Cave Guard

Vigilance Ward {4} (Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, counter it unless that player pays {4}.) When this creature dies, add eight {C}. Until end of turn, you don't lose this mana as steps and phases end.

Creature Artifact
Su-Chi Cave Guard (bro) 249
Thran Spider

Reach When this creature enters, you and target opponent each create a tapped Powerstone token. {7}: Look at the top four cards of your library. You may reveal an artifact card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Creature Artifact
Thran Spider (bro) 254
Treasure Nabber

Whenever an opponent taps an artifact for mana, gain control of that artifact until the end of your next turn.

Creature
Treasure Nabber (cmm) 265

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Recursion

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Daretti, Scrap Savant

+2: Discard up to two cards, then draw that many cards. −2: Sacrifice an artifact. If you do, return target artifact card from your graveyard to the battlefield. −10: You get an emblem with "Whenever an artifact is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, return that card to the battlefield at the beginning of the next end step." Daretti, Scrap Savant can be your commander.

Planeswalker
Daretti, Scrap Savant (cmm) 213
Feldon of the Third Path

{2}{R}, {T}: Create a token that's a copy of target creature card in your graveyard, except it's an artifact in addition to its other types. It gains haste. Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step.

Creature
Feldon of the Third Path (moc) 277
Ghost Ark

Flying Repair Barge — Whenever this Vehicle becomes crewed, each artifact creature card in your graveyard gains unearth {3} until end of turn. Crew 2 (Tap any number of creatures you control with total power 2 or more: This Vehicle becomes an artifact creature until end of turn.)

Artifact
Ghost Ark (40k) 156
Myr Retriever

When this creature dies, return another target artifact card from your graveyard to your hand.

Creature Artifact
Myr Retriever (2xm) 277
Scrap Mastery

Each player exiles all artifact cards from their graveyard, then sacrifices all artifacts they control, then puts all cards they exiled this way onto the battlefield.

Sorcery
Scrap Mastery (cm2) 116
Trash for Treasure

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice an artifact. Return target artifact card from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Sorcery
Trash for Treasure (2xm) 148
Workshop Assistant

When this creature dies, return another target artifact card from your graveyard to your hand.

Creature Artifact
Workshop Assistant (cmr) 348

Recursion

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Removal

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Bosh, Iron Golem

Trample {3}{R}, Sacrifice an artifact: Bosh deals damage equal to the sacrificed artifact's mana value to any target.

Creature Artifact
Bosh, Iron Golem (c21) 237
Excavation Explosion

Excavation Explosion deals 3 damage to any target. Create a tapped Powerstone token. (It's an artifact with "{T}: Add {C}. This mana can't be spent to cast a nonartifact spell.")

Sorcery
Excavation Explosion (bro) 132
Galvanic Blast

Galvanic Blast deals 2 damage to any target. Metalcraft — Galvanic Blast deals 4 damage instead if you control three or more artifacts.

Instant
Galvanic Blast (2xm) 125
Goblin Charbelcher

{3}, {T}: Reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a land card. This artifact deals damage equal to the number of nonland cards revealed this way to any target. If the revealed land card was a Mountain, this artifact deals double that damage instead. Put the revealed cards on the bottom of your library in any order.

Artifact
Goblin Charbelcher (plst) DDT-57
Meteor Golem

When this creature enters, destroy target nonland permanent an opponent controls.

Creature Artifact
Meteor Golem (cmm) 399
Nahiri's Sacrifice

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice an artifact or creature with mana value X. Nahiri's Sacrifice deals X damage divided as you choose among any number of target creatures.

Sorcery
Nahiri's Sacrifice (one) 142
Perilous Myr

When this creature dies, it deals 2 damage to any target.

Creature Artifact
Perilous Myr (cmr) 330
Runaway Boulder

Flash When this artifact enters, it deals 6 damage to target creature an opponent controls. Cycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Artifact
Runaway Boulder (lci) 259
Scuttling Doom Engine

This creature can't be blocked by creatures with power 2 or less. When this creature dies, it deals 6 damage to target opponent or planeswalker.

Creature Artifact
Scuttling Doom Engine (c18) 219
Spine of Ish Sah

When this artifact enters, destroy target permanent. When this artifact is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, return it to its owner's hand.

Artifact
Spine of Ish Sah (moc) 383

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Tokens

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Ancient Stone Idol

Flash This spell costs {1} less to cast for each attacking creature. Trample When this creature dies, create a 6/12 colorless Construct artifact creature token with trample.

Creature Artifact
Ancient Stone Idol (mkc) 222
Skitterbeam Battalion

Prototype {3}{R}{R} — 2/2 (You may cast this spell with different mana cost, color, and size. It keeps its abilities and types.) Trample, haste When this creature enters, if you cast it, create two tokens that are copies of it.

Creature Artifact
Skitterbeam Battalion (bro) 165

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Maybeboard

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Arcbound Bruiser

Modular 3 (This creature enters with three +1/+1 counters on it. When it dies, you may put its +1/+1 counters on target artifact creature.)

Creature Artifact
Arcbound Bruiser (dst) 94
Arcbound Crusher

Trample Whenever another artifact enters, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. Modular 1 (This creature enters with a +1/+1 counter on it. When it dies, you may put its +1/+1 counters on target artifact creature.)

Creature Artifact
Arcbound Crusher (hop) 105
Arcbound Fiend

Fear (This creature can't be blocked except by artifact creatures and/or black creatures.) At the beginning of your upkeep, you may move a +1/+1 counter from target creature onto this creature. Modular 3 (This creature enters with three +1/+1 counters on it. When it dies, you may put its +1/+1 counters on target artifact creature.)

Creature Artifact
Arcbound Fiend (dst) 96
Arcbound Hybrid

Haste Modular 2 (This creature enters with two +1/+1 counters on it. When it dies, you may put its +1/+1 counters on target artifact creature.)

Creature Artifact
Arcbound Hybrid (dst) 97
Arcbound Lancer

First strike Modular 4 (This creature enters with four +1/+1 counters on it. When it dies, you may put its +1/+1 counters on target artifact creature.)

Creature Artifact
Arcbound Lancer (dst) 98
Arcbound Overseer

At the beginning of your upkeep, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control with modular. Modular 6 (This creature enters with six +1/+1 counters on it. When it dies, you may put its +1/+1 counters on target artifact creature.)

Creature Artifact
Arcbound Overseer (dst) 99
Arcbound Slasher

Modular 4 (This creature enters with four +1/+1 counters on it. When it dies, you may put its +1/+1 counters on target artifact creature.) Riot (This creature enters with your choice of an additional +1/+1 counter or haste.)

Creature Artifact
Arcbound Slasher (mh2) 111
Arcbound Slith

Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, put a +1/+1 counter on it. Modular 1 (This creature enters with a +1/+1 counter on it. When it dies, you may put its +1/+1 counters on target artifact creature.)

Creature Artifact
Arcbound Slith (hop) 106
Arcbound Stinger

Flying Modular 1 (This creature enters with a +1/+1 counter on it. When it dies, you may put its +1/+1 counters on target artifact creature.)

Creature Artifact
Arcbound Stinger (mma) 199
Arcbound Tracker

Menace Modular 2 (This creature enters with two +1/+1 counters on it. When it dies, you may put its +1/+1 counters on target artifact creature.) Whenever you cast a spell other than your first spell each turn, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Creature Artifact
Arcbound Tracker (mh2) 112
Barricade Breaker

Improvise (Your artifacts can help cast this spell. Each artifact you tap after you're done activating mana abilities pays for {1}.) This creature attacks each combat if able.

Creature Artifact
Barricade Breaker (aer) 144
Big Score

As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard a card. Draw two cards and create two Treasure tokens. (They're artifacts with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")

Instant
Big Score (snc) 102
Bottle Golems

Trample When this creature dies, you gain life equal to its power.

Creature Artifact
Bottle Golems (mh2) 222
Canoptek Scarab Swarm

Flying Feeder Mandibles — When this creature enters, exile target player's graveyard. For each artifact or land card exiled this way, create a 1/1 colorless Insect artifact creature token with flying.

Creature Artifact
Canoptek Scarab Swarm (40k) 150
Chimeric Staff

{X}: This artifact becomes an X/X Construct artifact creature until end of turn.

Artifact
Chimeric Staff (10e) 313
Crime Novelist

Whenever you sacrifice an artifact, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature and add {R}.

Creature
Crime Novelist (mkm) 121
Dragon Engine

{2}: This creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.

Creature Artifact
Dragon Engine (dmr) 222
Foundry Assembler

Improvise (Your artifacts can help cast this spell. Each artifact you tap after you're done activating mana abilities pays for {1}.)

Creature Artifact
Foundry Assembler (aer) 151
Heavyweight Demolisher

Menace At the beginning of your upkeep, tap this creature unless you pay {3}. Unearth {6}{R}{R} ({6}{R}{R}: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield. It gains haste. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step or if it would leave the battlefield. Unearth only as a sorcery.)

Creature Artifact
Heavyweight Demolisher (bro) 160
Hedron Archive

{T}: Add {C}{C}. {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw two cards.

Artifact
Hedron Archive (moc) 359
Junk Diver

Flying When this creature dies, return another target artifact card from your graveyard to your hand.

Creature Artifact
Junk Diver (cm2) 195
Karn, Silver Golem

Whenever Karn blocks or becomes blocked, it gets -4/+4 until end of turn. {1}: Target noncreature artifact becomes an artifact creature with power and toughness each equal to its mana value until end of turn.

Creature Artifact
Karn, Silver Golem (wc99) kb298
Karn, the Great Creator

Activated abilities of artifacts your opponents control can't be activated. +1: Until your next turn, up to one target noncreature artifact becomes an artifact creature with power and toughness each equal to its mana value. −2: You may reveal an artifact card you own from outside the game or choose a face-up artifact card you own in exile. Put that card into your hand.

Planeswalker
Karn, the Great Creator (rvr) 1
Maelstrom Colossus

Cascade (When you cast this spell, exile cards from the top of your library until you exile a nonland card that costs less. You may cast it without paying its mana cost. Put the exiled cards on the bottom in a random order.)

Creature Artifact
Maelstrom Colossus (cmr) 322
Mycosynth Golem

Affinity for artifacts (This spell costs {1} less to cast for each artifact you control.) Artifact creature spells you cast have affinity for artifacts. (They cost {1} less to cast for each artifact you control.)

Creature Artifact
Mycosynth Golem (5dn) 137
Phyrexian Triniform

When this creature dies, create three 3/3 colorless Phyrexian Golem artifact creature tokens. Encore {12} ({12}, Exile this card from your graveyard: For each opponent, create a token copy that attacks that opponent this turn if able. They gain haste. Sacrifice them at the beginning of the next end step. Activate only as a sorcery.)

Creature Artifact
Phyrexian Triniform (cmm) 969
Su-Chi

When this creature dies, add {C}{C}{C}{C}.

Creature Artifact
Su-Chi (vma) 285
Thran Dynamo

{T}: Add {C}{C}{C}.

Artifact
Thran Dynamo (brc) 168
Triplicate Titan

Flying, vigilance, trample When this creature dies, create a 3/3 colorless Golem artifact creature token with flying, a 3/3 colorless Golem artifact creature token with vigilance, and a 3/3 colorless Golem artifact creature token with trample.

Creature Artifact
Triplicate Titan (c21) 79
Unexpected Windfall

As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard a card. Draw two cards and create two Treasure tokens. (They're artifacts with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")

Instant
Unexpected Windfall (afr) 164
Welder Automaton

{3}{R}: This creature deals 1 damage to each opponent.

Creature Artifact
Welder Automaton (gnt) 58
Well of Knowledge

{2}: Draw a card. Any player may activate this ability but only during their draw step.

Artifact
Well of Knowledge (wth) 162
Wurmcoil Engine

Deathtouch, lifelink When this creature dies, create a 3/3 colorless Phyrexian Wurm artifact creature token with deathtouch and a 3/3 colorless Phyrexian Wurm artifact creature token with lifelink.

Creature Artifact
Wurmcoil Engine (2xm) 308

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