Breaker of Armies

All creatures able to block this creature do so.

Gruul Guildgate

This land enters tapped.
{T}: Add {R} or {G}.

Gruul Turf

This land enters tapped.
When this land enters, return a land you control to its owner's hand.
{T}: Add {R}{G}.

Jagged Poppet

Whenever this creature is dealt damage, discard that many cards.
Hellbent — Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, if you have no cards in hand, that player discards cards equal to the damage.

Go for the Throat

Blighted Woodland

{T}: Add {C}.
{3}{G}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for up to two basic land cards, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Thunderblust

Haste
This creature has trample as long as it has a -1/-1 counter on it.
Persist (When this creature dies, if it had no -1/-1 counters on it, return it to the battlefield under its owner's control with a -1/-1 counter on it.)

Sting, the Glinting Dagger

Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has haste.
At the beginning of each combat, untap equipped creature.
Equipped creature has first strike as long as it's blocking or blocked by a Goblin or Orc.
Equip {2}

Inverter of Truth

Devoid (This card has no color.)
Flying
When this creature enters, exile all cards from your library face down, then shuffle all cards from your graveyard into your library.

Eater of Days

Flying, trample
When this creature enters, you skip your next two turns.

Final Parting

Search your library for two cards. Put one into your hand and the other into your graveyard. Then shuffle.

Bane of Bala Ged

Whenever this creature attacks, defending player exiles two permanents they control.

Barren Moor

This land enters tapped.
{T}: Add {B}.
Cycling {B} ({B}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Evolving Wilds

{T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Haunted Mire

({T}: Add {B} or {G}.)
This land enters tapped.

Command Tower

{T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.

Boon of Boseiju

Target creature gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the greatest mana value among permanents you control. Untap it.

Jungle Hollow

This land enters tapped.
When this land enters, you gain 1 life.
{T}: Add {B} or {G}.

Mountain

Sakura-Tribe Elder

Sacrifice this creature: Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Disaster Radius

As an additional cost to cast this spell, reveal a creature card from your hand.
Disaster Radius deals X damage to each creature your opponents control, where X is the revealed card's mana value.

Fierce Empath

When this creature enters, you may search your library for a creature card with mana value 6 or greater, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Demonic Gifts

Until end of turn, target creature gets +2/+0 and gains "When this creature dies, return it to the battlefield under its owner's control."

Supernatural Stamina

Until end of turn, target creature gets +2/+0 and gains "When this creature dies, return it to the battlefield tapped under its owner's control."

Forgotten Cave

This land enters tapped.
{T}: Add {R}.
Cycling {R} ({R}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Chaos Warp

The owner of target permanent shuffles it into their library, then reveals the top card of their library. If it's a permanent card, they put it onto the battlefield.

Woodfall Primus

Trample
When this creature enters, destroy target noncreature permanent.
Persist (When this creature dies, if it had no -1/-1 counters on it, return it to the battlefield under its owner's control with a -1/-1 counter on it.)

Steady Aim

Untap target creature. It gets +1/+4 and gains reach until end of turn.

The Beamtown Bullies

Vigilance, haste
{T}: Target opponent whose turn it is puts target nonlegendary creature card from your graveyard onto the battlefield under their control. It gains haste. Goad it. At the beginning of the next end step, exile it. (Until your next turn, that creature attacks each combat if able and attacks a player other than you if able.)

Timber Gorge

Murder

Foul Orchard

This land enters tapped.
{T}: Add {B} or {G}.

Buried Alive

Search your library for up to three creature cards, put them into your graveyard, then shuffle.

Rugged Highlands

This land enters tapped.
When this land enters, you gain 1 life.
{T}: Add {R} or {G}.

Corpse Connoisseur

When this creature enters, you may search your library for a creature card, put that card into your graveyard, then shuffle.
Unearth {3}{B} ({3}{B}: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield. It gains haste. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step or if it would leave the battlefield. Unearth only as a sorcery.)

Bitter Reunion

When this enchantment enters, you may discard a card. If you do, draw two cards.
{1}, Sacrifice this enchantment: Creatures you control gain haste until end of turn.

Dream Pillager

Flying
Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, exile that many cards from the top of your library. Until end of turn, you may cast spells from among those exiled cards.

Leveler

When this creature enters, exile all cards from your library.

Thorn Elemental

You may have this creature assign its combat damage as though it weren't blocked.

Breathe Your Last

Destroy target creature or planeswalker. You gain 1 life for each of its colors.

Gruul Signet

Ulamog's Crusher

Annihilator 2 (Whenever this creature attacks, defending player sacrifices two permanents of their choice.)
This creature attacks each combat if able.

Assault Suit

Equipped creature gets +2/+2, has haste, can't attack you or planeswalkers you control, and can't be sacrificed.
At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, you may have that player gain control of equipped creature until end of turn. If you do, untap it.
Equip {3}

Mossfire Valley

Evil Eye of Urborg

Non-Eye creatures you control can't attack.
Whenever this creature becomes blocked by a creature, destroy that creature.

Realm Seekers

This creature enters with X +1/+1 counters on it, where X is the total number of cards in all players' hands.
{2}{G}, Remove a +1/+1 counter from this creature: Search your library for a land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Dark Bargain

Look at the top three cards of your library. Put two of them into your hand and the other into your graveyard. Dark Bargain deals 2 damage to you.

In the Presence of Ages

Reveal the top four cards of your library. You may put a creature card and/or a land card from among them into your hand. Put the rest into your graveyard.

Thrill of Possibility

As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard a card.
Draw two cards.

Kindle the Carnage

Discard a card at random. If you do, Kindle the Carnage deals damage equal to that card's mana value to each creature. You may repeat this process any number of times.

Farseek

Search your library for a Plains, Island, Swamp, or Mountain card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Barbed Shocker

Trample, haste
Whenever this creature deals damage to a player, that player discards all the cards in their hand, then draws that many cards.

Rogue's Passage

{T}: Add {C}.
{4}, {T}: Target creature can't be blocked this turn.

Wooded Ridgeline

({T}: Add {R} or {G}.)
This land enters tapped.

Cultivate

Search your library for up to two basic land cards, reveal those cards, put one onto the battlefield tapped and the other into your hand, then shuffle.

Riveteers Charm

Choose one —
• Target opponent sacrifices a creature or planeswalker they control with the greatest mana value among creatures and planeswalkers they control.
• Exile the top three cards of your library. Until your next end step, you may play those cards.
• Exile target player's graveyard.

Cinder Glade

({T}: Add {R} or {G}.)
This land enters tapped unless you control two or more basic lands.

Dredging Claw

Equipped creature gets +1/+0 and has menace. (It can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.)
Whenever a creature enters from your graveyard, you may attach this Equipment to it.
Equip {1}{B} ({1}{B}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Shocker

Whenever this creature deals damage to a player, that player discards all the cards in their hand, then draws that many cards.

Rakdos Signet

Anje's Ravager

This creature attacks each combat if able.
Whenever this creature attacks, discard your hand, then draw three cards.
Madness {1}{R} (If you discard this card, discard it into exile. When you do, cast it for its madness cost or put it into your graveyard.)

Swamp

Twisted Landscape

{T}: Add {C}.
{T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic Swamp, Mountain, or Forest card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
Cycling {B}{R}{G} ({B}{R}{G}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Tormenting Voice

Mulch

Reveal the top four cards of your library. Put all land cards revealed this way into your hand and the rest into your graveyard.

Krosan Colossus

Morph {6}{G}{G} (You may cast this card face down as a 2/2 creature for {3}. Turn it face up any time for its morph cost.)

Ghastly Demise

Destroy target nonblack creature if its toughness is less than or equal to the number of cards in your graveyard.

Bitter Downfall

This spell costs {3} less to cast if it targets a creature that was dealt damage this turn.
Destroy target creature. Its controller loses 2 life.

Raving Dead

Deathtouch
At the beginning of combat on your turn, choose an opponent at random. This creature attacks that player this combat if able.
Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, that player loses half their life, rounded down.

Vessel of Nascency

{1}{G}, Sacrifice this enchantment: Reveal the top four cards of your library. You may put an artifact, creature, enchantment, land, or planeswalker card from among them into your hand. Put the rest into your graveyard.

Forest

Phytotitan

When this creature dies, return it to the battlefield tapped under its owner's control at the beginning of their next upkeep.

Bloodfell Caves

This land enters tapped.
When this land enters, you gain 1 life.
{T}: Add {B} or {R}.

Pathrazer of Ulamog

Annihilator 3 (Whenever this creature attacks, defending player sacrifices three permanents of their choice.)
This creature can't be blocked except by three or more creatures.

Cathartic Reunion

As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard two cards.
Draw three cards.

Bedevil

Destroy target artifact, creature, or planeswalker.

Terminate

Destroy target creature. It can't be regenerated.

Benefaction of Rhonas

Reveal the top five cards of your library. You may put a creature card and/or an enchantment card from among them into your hand. Put the rest into your graveyard.

Laughing Mad

As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard a card.
Draw two cards.
Flashback {3}{R} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost and any additional costs. Then exile it.)

Terramorphic Expanse

Bronze Bombshell

When a player other than this creature's owner controls it, that player sacrifices it. If the player does, this creature deals 7 damage to the player.

Gift of Growth

Kicker {2} (You may pay an additional {2} as you cast this spell.)
Untap target creature. It gets +2/+2 until end of turn. If this spell was kicked, that creature gets +4/+4 until end of turn instead.

Malicious Affliction

Morbid — When you cast this spell, if a creature died this turn, you may copy Malicious Affliction and may choose a new target for the copy.
Destroy target nonblack creature.

Golgari Guildgate

Reckless Spite

Destroy two target nonblack creatures. You lose 5 life.

Cast Down

Bitter Revelation

Look at the top four cards of your library. Put two of them into your hand and the rest into your graveyard. You lose 2 life.

Have

Getting

Don't Have

Reanimator

Salty

Donate

ETB Effects

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