Squee

Your opponents play with their hands revealed.

Phoberos Reaver

Haste
Phoberos Reaver attacks each turn if able.

The Zephyr Maze

Creatures with flying get +2/+0.
Creatures without flying get -2/-0.
Whenever chaos ensues, target creature gains flying until end of turn.

Rollicking Throng

When Rollicking Throng enters the battlefield, reveal the top card of Xenagos's library and Xenagos casts that card. (This ability doesn't trigger as the game begins.)

Paliano

When one or more creatures you control deal combat damage to a player, if there is no monarch, you become the monarch.
Whenever chaos ensues, create a 1/1 black Assassin creature token with deathtouch and haste.

Stormcage Containment Facility

Each creature card in your graveyard has escape. The escape cost is equal to the card's mana cost plus exile three other cards from your graveyard. (You may cast cards from your graveyard for their escape cost.)
Whenever chaos ensues, detain target creature an opponent controls. (Until your next turn, that creature can't attack or block and its activated abilities can't be activated.)

Caught in a Parallel Universe

When you encounter Caught in a Parallel Universe, each player chooses a creature controlled by the player to their left. Each player creates a token that's a copy of the creature they chose, except it has menace. (Then planeswalk away from this phenomenon.)

Shrieking Titan Head

At the beginning of the Hydra's end step, each player discards a card.
Hero's Reward — When Shrieking Titan Head leaves the battlefield, each player gains 4 life and draws a card.

Distract the Hydra

Each player may sacrifice a creature. Each player who sacrificed a creature this way chooses a Head and taps it. Each player who didn't sacrifice a creature loses 3 life.

Minamo

Whenever a player casts a spell, that player may draw a card.
Whenever chaos ensues, each player may return a blue card from their graveyard to their hand.

Nature Shields Its Own

(An ongoing scheme remains face up until it's abandoned.)
Whenever a creature attacks and isn't blocked, if you're the defending player, create a 0/1 green Plant creature token that's blocking that creature.
When four or more creatures attack you, abandon this scheme at end of combat.

Garruk the Slayer

0: Put a 2/2 green Wolf creature token onto the battlefield.
+4: Target Wolf creature gets +1/+0 and gains deathtouch until end of turn.
−10: Destroy target creature. Put loyalty counters on Garruk the Slayer equal to that creature's toughness.
−25: Destroy all creatures Garruk the Slayer doesn't control.

Don't Have

Enhancement Stickers

Equipped creature has vigilance and can block an additional creature each combat.
Whenever equipped creature deals damage, put a +1/+1 counter on it.
Whenever equipped creature deals damage, scry 1.
Equipped creature has protection from enchantments.
Equipped creature has double strike.
Whenever equipped creature deals damage, put a 1/1 white Soldier creature token onto the battlefield.
Whenever equipped creature deals damage, untap two target lands.

Glen Elendra

At end of combat, you may exchange control of target creature you control that dealt combat damage to a player this combat and target creature that player controls.
Whenever chaos ensues, gain control of target creature you own.

The Pit

When you planeswalk to The Pit, each player creates their choice of a 3/3 white Angel creature token with flying or a 6/6 black Demon creature token with flying, trample, and "At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice another creature. If you can't, this token deals 6 damage to you."
Whenever chaos ensues, each player sacrifices a nonartifact creature of their choice.

Serpent Dancers

Deathtouch
Hero's Reward — When Serpent Dancers leaves the battlefield, each player draws a card.

Otaria

Instant and sorcery cards in graveyards have flashback. The flashback cost is equal to the card's mana cost. (Its owner may cast the card from their graveyard for its mana cost. Then they exile it.)
Whenever chaos ensues, take an extra turn after this one.

Palladia-Mors

Flying, trample
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice Palladia-Mors unless you pay {R}{G}{W}.

Jund

Whenever a player casts a creature spell that's black, red, or green, it gains devour 5. (As that creature enters, you may sacrifice any number of creatures. It enters with five times that many +1/+1 counters on it.)
Whenever chaos ensues, create two 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens.

The Avenger

{3}, {T}: Target creature you control gains deathtouch until end of turn.

Your Fate Is Thrice Sealed

When you set this scheme in motion, reveal the top three cards of your library. Put all land cards revealed this way onto the battlefield and the rest into your hand.

Lash of the Tyrant

Equipped creature gets +1/+2 and has deathtouch.
Equip {2}

Onakke Catacomb

All creatures are black and have deathtouch.
Whenever chaos ensues, creatures you control get +1/+0 and gain first strike until end of turn.

Dance, Pathetic Marionette

When you set this scheme in motion, each opponent reveals cards from the top of their library until they reveal a creature card. Choose one of the revealed creature cards and put it onto the battlefield under your control. Put all other cards revealed this way into their owners' graveyards.

The Western Cloud

Prevent all damage that would be dealt to creatures and planeswalkers you control.
Whenever chaos ensues, create three tapped Treasure tokens. They each deal 1 damage to each creature and each planeswalker.

North Pole Research Base

At the beginning of your upkeep, target opponent draws a card and creates a Treasure token.
Whenever chaos ensues, create a 2/2 white Alien creature token. When you do, tap target nontoken creature an opponent controls. Put a stun counter on it. (If a permanent with a stun counter would become untapped, remove one from it instead.)

Human-Time Lord Meta-Crisis

When you encounter Human—Time Lord Meta-Crisis, each player chooses one or two creatures they control. Each player creates a token that's a copy of the first creature they chose, except it isn't legendary. Then each player who chose a second creature puts a number of +1/+1 counters on the token they created equal to the power of the second creature they chose. (Then planeswalk away from this phenomenon.)

Riptide Island

When you planeswalk to Riptide Island and at the beginning of your upkeep, create two 1/1 colorless Sliver creature tokens.
Whenever chaos ensues, Slivers you control gain haste and get +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the number of Slivers you control.

The Dining Car

When you planeswalk to The Dining Car, each player creates a Food token.
Sixty-Six Seconds — At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice a creature with the least toughness among creatures you control. Then investigate.
Whenever chaos ensues, activated abilities of artifact tokens you control cost {2} less to activate this turn.

Lair of the Ashen Idol

At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice a creature. If you can't, planeswalk.
Whenever chaos ensues, any number of target players each create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token.

Massacre Totem

At the beginning of the Horde's first main phase, reveal an additional card from the top of the Horde's library. The Horde casts that card.
Hero's Reward — When Massacre Totem is put into a graveyard from anywhere, put the top seven cards of the Horde's library into its graveyard.

Wanted!

Before the game, shuffle at least 6 unique bounty cards into a face-down pile.
As the starting player's third turn begins, reveal the top bounty card.
Claim the revealed bounty during your turn and collect your reward!
As each turn begins, if no bounty is being offered, reveal the next one. If the pile is empty, shuffle all claimed bounties and restock
If the bounty went unclaimed last turn, increase its reward to the next level.
Rewards
1 — Create a Treasure token
2 — Create two Treasure tokens
3 — Create two Treasure tokens *or* draw a card
4 — (Max) Create two Treasure tokens *and* draw a card.

Bounty: Paq, Fleeting Filcher

At the beginning of your end step, if there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard, collect your reward.

Bounty: Paq, Fleeting Filcher // Wanted!

Spear of the General

Equipped creature gets +2/+0 and has first strike.
Equip {2}

Arcades Sabboth

Flying
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice Arcades Sabboth unless you pay {G}{W}{U}.
Each untapped creature you control gets +0/+2 as long as it's not attacking.
{W}: Arcades Sabboth gets +0/+1 until end of turn.

The Doctor's Childhood Barn

Creatures enter tapped.
Whenever chaos ensues, for each opponent, choose up to one target nonland permanent that opponent controls. Untap those permanents. They phase out. They can't phase in for as long as The Doctor's Childhood Barn remains face up. When a player planeswalks, those permanents phase in.

Ketria

When you planeswalk to Ketria and at the beginning of your upkeep, put your choice of a vigilance, menace, or trample counter on target creature you control.
Whenever chaos ensues, exile cards from the top of your library until you exile a nonland permanent card. Put that card onto the battlefield or into your hand.

Krosa

All creatures get +2/+2.
Whenever chaos ensues, you may add {W}{U}{B}{R}{G}.

Lethe Lake

At the beginning of your upkeep, mill ten cards.
Whenever chaos ensues, target player mills ten cards.

Skybreen

Players play with the top card of their libraries revealed.
Spells that share a card type with the top card of a library can't be cast.
Whenever chaos ensues, target player loses life equal to the number of cards in their hand.

Quicksilver Sea

When you planeswalk to Quicksilver Sea and at the beginning of your upkeep, scry 4. (Look at the top four cards of your library, then put any number of them on the bottom and the rest on top in any order.)
Whenever chaos ensues, reveal the top card of your library. You may play it without paying its mana cost.

Sanctum of Serra

When you planeswalk away from Sanctum of Serra, destroy all nonland permanents.
Whenever chaos ensues, you may have your life total become 20.

Astral Arena

No more than one creature can attack each combat.
No more than one creature can block each combat.
Whenever chaos ensues, Astral Arena deals 2 damage to each creature.

The Protector

{T}: Prevent the next 1 damage that would be dealt to any target this turn.

Introductions Are in Order

When you set this scheme in motion, choose one —
• Search your library for a creature card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
• You may put a creature card from your hand onto the battlefield.

The General

Exile The General: Creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn. Untap them.

Ghirapur

At the beginning of combat on your turn, until end of turn, each noncreature, non-Vehicle artifact you control becomes a 5/3 Vehicle in addition to its other types and gains trample, haste, and crew 2.
Whenever chaos ensues, return target noncreature artifact card from your graveyard to your hand.

Reckless Minotaur

Haste
Reckless Minotaur attacks each turn if able.
At the beginning of the end step, destroy Reckless Minotaur.

Feeding Grounds

Red spells cost {1} less to cast.
Green spells cost {1} less to cast.
Whenever chaos ensues, put X +1/+1 counters on target creature, where X is that creature's mana value.

Strixhaven

Instant and sorcery spells players cast have demonstrate. (Whenever a player casts an instant or sorcery spell, they may copy it. If they do, they choose an opponent to also copy it. Players may choose new targets for their copies.)
Whenever chaos ensues, return up to one target instant or sorcery card from a graveyard to its owner's hand.

Norn's Dominion

When you planeswalk away from Norn's Dominion, destroy each nonland permanent without a fate counter on it, then remove all fate counters from all permanents.
Whenever chaos ensues, you may put a fate counter on target permanent.

Velis Vel

Each creature gets +1/+1 for each other creature on the battlefield that shares at least one creature type with it. (For example, if two Elemental Shamans and an Elemental Spirit are on the battlefield, each gets +2/+2.)
Whenever chaos ensues, target creature gains all creature types until end of turn.

Selesnya Loft Gardens

If an effect would create one or more tokens, it creates twice that many of those tokens instead.
If an effect would put one or more counters on a permanent, it puts twice that many of those counters on that permanent instead.
Whenever chaos ensues, until end of turn, whenever you tap a land for mana, add one mana of any type that land produced.

Eloren Wilds

Whenever a player taps a permanent for mana, that player adds one mana of any type that permanent produced.
Whenever chaos ensues, target player can't cast spells until a player planeswalks.

Esper

Artifact spells cost {1} less to cast.
Whenever chaos ensues, creatures you control that are white, blue, and/or black become artifacts in addition to their other types until end of turn. Then each artifact creature you control gains vigilance, menace, and lifelink until end of turn.

Isle of Vesuva

Whenever a nontoken creature enters, its controller creates a token that's a copy of that creature.
Whenever chaos ensues, destroy target creature and all other creatures with the same name as that creature.

Shiv

All creatures have "{R}: This creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn."
Whenever chaos ensues, create a 5/5 red Dragon creature token with flying.

Orochi Colony

Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a player, you may search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
Whenever chaos ensues, target creature can't be blocked this turn.

TARDIS Bay

The first spell you cast during each of your turns with mana value 2 or greater has cascade. (When you cast that spell, exile cards from the top of your library until you exile a nonland card that costs less. You may cast it without paying its mana cost. Put the exiled cards on the bottom in a random order.)
When chaos ensues, gain control of target artifact. Then planeswalk.

Altar of Mogis

At the beginning of the Horde's first main phase, reveal an additional card from the top of the Horde's library. The Horde casts that card.
Hero's Reward — When Altar of Mogis is put into a graveyard from anywhere, the Horde sacrifices two Minotaurs.

The Dead Shall Serve

When you set this scheme in motion, for each opponent, put up to one target creature card from that player's graveyard onto the battlefield under your control. Each of those creatures attacks its owner each combat if able.

The Great Aerie

When you planeswalk to The Great Aerie and at the beginning of your upkeep, bolster 3. (Choose a creature with the least toughness among creatures you control and put three +1/+1 counters on it.)
Whenever chaos ensues, choose up to one target creature you control and up to one target creature an opponent controls. Each of those creatures deals damage equal to its toughness to the other.

The Cheetah Planet

When you planeswalk to The Cheetah Planet and at the beginning of your upkeep, put two +1/+1 counters on target non-Cat creature you control. It becomes a Cat in addition to its other types.
Whenever chaos ensues, all Cats gain provoke until end of turn. (Whenever a Cat attacks, its controller may have target creature defending player controls untap and block it if able.)

Time Distortion

When you encounter Time Distortion, reverse the game's turn order. (For example, if play had proceeded clockwise around the table, it now goes counterclockwise. Then planeswalk away from this phenomenon.)

Gardens of Tranquil Repose

Suspended Animation — Whenever a creature dies, exile it. Its controller scries 1.
Whenever chaos ensues, create X 3/3 black Dalek artifact creature tokens with menace, where X is one plus the number of cards exiled with Gardens of Tranquil Repose.

Valor's Reach

Whenever your team attacks with exactly two creatures, those creatures gain double strike until end of turn.
Whenever chaos ensues, untap up to two target creatures your team controls. If it's a main phase, there is an additional combat phase after this phase, followed by an additional main phase.

Mount Keralia

At the beginning of your end step, put a pressure counter on Mount Keralia.
When you planeswalk away from Mount Keralia, it deals damage equal to the number of pressure counters on it to each creature and each planeswalker.
Whenever chaos ensues, prevent all damage that planes named Mount Keralia would deal this game to permanents you control.

Akoum

Players may cast enchantment spells as though they had flash.
Whenever chaos ensues, destroy target creature that isn't enchanted.

The Warmonger

Exile The Warmonger: Creatures you control get +2/+0 and gain haste until end of turn.

The Matrix of Time

When you planeswalk to The Matrix of Time, each player exiles the top card of their library.
During your turn, you may play lands and cast spells from among cards exiled with The Matrix of Time.
Whenever you play a land or cast a spell from among cards exiled with The Matrix of Time, that card's owner loses 3 life and exiles the top card of their library.
Whenever chaos ensues, create two Treasure tokens.

Naktamun

Each creature card in your graveyard has embalm. Its embalm cost is equal to its mana cost. (Exile a creature card from your graveyard and pay its embalm cost: Create a token that's a copy of it, except it's a white Zombie in addition to its other types with no mana cost. Embalm only as a sorcery.)
Whenever chaos ensues, you may discard a card. If you do, draw a card.

Bounty: Squeakers the Sly

At the beginning of your end step, if a legendary creature you controlled attacked alone this turn, collect your reward.

Bounty: Squeakers the Sly // Wanted!

Dalek Intensive Care

When you planeswalk to Dalek Intensive Care and at the beginning of your upkeep, exile a non-Dalek creature you control. If you do, create a 3/3 black Dalek artifact creature token with menace. It gains haste until end of turn.
Whenever chaos ensues, target Dalek you control deals damage equal to its power to target creature you don't control.

Bounty: Gorra Tash and Silas

At the beginning of your end step, if all opponents were dealt combat damage this turn, collect your reward.

Bounty: Gorra Tash and Silas // Wanted!

Neck Tangle

If there are five or more Heads on the battlefield, tap two of them and they don't untap during the Hydra's next untap step. Otherwise, reveal the top card of the Hydra's library and the Hydra casts that card.

Ignite the Cloneforge!

When you set this scheme in motion, create a token that's a copy of target permanent an opponent controls.

Prahv

If you cast a spell this turn, you can't attack with creatures.
If you attacked with creatures this turn, you can't cast spells.
Whenever chaos ensues, you gain life equal to the number of cards in your hand.

Bounty: Lord Fajjal

At the beginning of your end step, if a land card was put into your graveyard from anywhere this turn, collect your reward.

Bounty: Lord Fajjal // Wanted!

Horizon Boughs

All permanents untap during each player's untap step.
Whenever chaos ensues, you may search your library for up to three basic land cards, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

The Drum, Mining Facility

Whenever you roll the planar die, creatures you control get +1/+1 and gain haste until end of turn.
Whenever chaos ensues, end the turn. (Exile all spells and abilities from the stack. The player whose turn it is discards down to their maximum hand size. Damage wears off, and "this turn" and "until end of turn" effects end.)

The Vanquisher

Your starting hand size is increased by one.
Your maximum hand size is increased by one.

Bounty: Miron Tillas Jr.

At the beginning of your end step, if the nearest opponent to your left as the turn began was dealt combat damage this turn, collect your reward.

Bounty: Miron Tillas Jr. // Wanted!

The Golden City of Orazca

Ascend (If you control ten or more permanents, you get the city's blessing for the rest of the game.)
Whenever one or more creatures you control deal combat damage to a player, create a Treasure token. Then draw a card if you have the city's blessing.
Whenever chaos ensues, you may put a permanent card from your hand onto the battlefield tapped.

Impulsive Charge

At the beginning of combat this turn, all Revelers gain haste until end of turn and attack this combat if able.

Impulsive Return

Return two cards named Ecstatic Piper from Xenagos's graveyard to the battlefield. At the beginning of combat this turn, Impulsive Return deals damage to each player equal to the number of Revelers on the battlefield.

Bounty: Lyssa, Sterling Collector

At the beginning of your end step, if the player with the most cards in hand or tied for most cards as the turn began was dealt combat damage this turn, collect your reward.

Bounty: Lyssa, Sterling Collector // Wanted!

Bounty: The Outsider

At the beginning of your end step, if you cast a spell from anywhere other than your hand this turn, collect your reward.

Bounty: The Outsider // Wanted!

Minotaur Younghorn

Haste
Minotaur Younghorn attacks each turn if able.

Snapping Fang Head

At the beginning of the Hydra's end step, Snapping Fang Head deals 1 damage to each player.
Hero's Reward — When Snapping Fang Head leaves the battlefield, each player gains 4 life and draws a card.

Wild Maenads

First strike
Hero's Reward — When Wild Maenads leaves the battlefield, each player gains 3 life.

Gerrard

At the beginning of your draw step, draw an additional card.

The Great Forest

Each creature assigns combat damage equal to its toughness rather than its power.
Whenever chaos ensues, creatures you control get +0/+2 and gain trample until end of turn.

The Explorer

You may play an additional land on each of your turns.

The Hippodrome

All creatures get -5/-0.
Whenever chaos ensues, you may destroy target creature if its power is 0 or less.

Kilnspire District

When you planeswalk to Kilnspire District and at the beginning of your first main phase, put a charge counter on Kilnspire District, then add {R} for each charge counter on it.
Whenever chaos ensues, you may pay {X}. If you do, Kilnspire District deals X damage to any target.

Enigma Ridges

When you planeswalk to Enigma Ridges, each player who controls fewer lands than the player who controls the most lands searches their library for a number of basic land cards less than or equal to the difference, reveals them, puts them into their hand, then shuffles.
Whenever chaos ensues, draw a card, then you may put a land card from your hand onto the battlefield.

Unified Lunge

Unified Lunge deals X damage to each player, where X is the number of Heads on the battlefield.