Abyssal Persecutor

Flying, trample
You can't win the game and your opponents can't lose the game.

Avarice Totem

{5}: Exchange control of Avarice Totem and target nonland permanent.

Illusions of Grandeur

Cumulative upkeep {2} (At the beginning of your upkeep, put an age counter on this permanent, then sacrifice it unless you pay its upkeep cost for each age counter on it.)
When Illusions of Grandeur enters, you gain 20 life.
When Illusions of Grandeur leaves the battlefield, you lose 20 life.

Delusions of Mediocrity

When Delusions of Mediocrity enters, you gain 10 life.
When Delusions of Mediocrity leaves the battlefield, you lose 10 life.

Harmless Offering

Target opponent gains control of target permanent you control.

Treacherous Blessing

When Treacherous Blessing enters, draw three cards.
Whenever you cast a spell, you lose 1 life.
When Treacherous Blessing becomes the target of a spell or ability, sacrifice it.