Slime Against Humanity

Create a 0/0 green Ooze creature token with trample. Put X +1/+1 counters on it, where X is two plus the total number of cards you own in exile and in your graveyard that are Oozes or are named Slime Against Humanity.
A deck can have any number of cards named Slime Against Humanity.

Voidslime

Counter target spell, activated ability, or triggered ability. (Mana abilities can't be targeted.)

Experiment One

Evolve (Whenever a creature you control enters, if that creature has greater power or toughness than this creature, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.)
Remove two +1/+1 counters from this creature: Regenerate it. (The next time this creature would be destroyed this turn, instead tap it, remove it from combat, and heal all damage on it.)

Slurrk, All-Ingesting

Slurrk enters with five +1/+1 counters on it.
Whenever Slurrk or another creature you control dies, if it had a +1/+1 counter on it, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control that has a +1/+1 counter on it.
Partner (You can have two commanders if both have partner.)

Consuming Blob

Consuming Blob's power is equal to the number of card types among cards in your graveyard and its toughness is equal to that number plus 1.
At the beginning of your end step, create a green Ooze creature token with "This token's power is equal to the number of card types among cards in your graveyard and its toughness is equal to that number plus 1."

Sakashima of a Thousand Faces

You may have Sakashima enter as a copy of another creature you control, except it has Sakashima's other abilities.
The "legend rule" doesn't apply to permanents you control.
Partner (You can have two commanders if both have partner.)

Primordial Plasm

At the beginning of combat on your turn, another target creature gets +2/+2 and loses all abilities until end of turn.

Invasion of Muraganda

(As a Siege enters, choose an opponent to protect it. You and others can attack it. When it's defeated, exile it, then cast it transformed.)
When this Siege enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. Then that creature fights up to one target creature you don't control.

Invasion of Muraganda // Primordial Plasm

Ochre Jelly

Trample
This creature enters with X +1/+1 counters on it.
Split — When this creature dies, if it had two or more +1/+1 counters on it, create a token that's a copy of it at the beginning of the next end step. The token enters with half that many +1/+1 counters on it, rounded down.

Winter Blast

Tap X target creatures. Winter Blast deals 2 damage to each of those creatures with flying.