Dreadwurm

Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, this creature gains indestructible until end of turn. (Damage and effects that say "destroy" don't destroy it.)

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Phyrexian Gargantua

When this creature enters, you draw two cards and you lose 2 life.

Elephant Grass

Cumulative upkeep {1} (At the beginning of your upkeep, put an age counter on this permanent, then sacrifice it unless you pay its upkeep cost for each age counter on it.)
Black creatures can't attack you.
Nonblack creatures can't attack you unless their controller pays {2} for each creature they control that's attacking you.

Carapace

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +0/+2.
Sacrifice this Aura: Regenerate enchanted creature.

Tangle Asp

Whenever this creature blocks or becomes blocked by a creature, destroy that creature at end of combat.

Copper Longlegs

Reach
{1}{G}, Sacrifice this creature: Proliferate. (Choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.)

Maze Skullbomb

{1}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.
{2}{G}, Sacrifice this artifact: Target creature you control gets +3/+3 and gains trample until end of turn. Draw a card. Activate only as a sorcery.

Word of Binding

Dune Mover

Toxic 1 (Players dealt combat damage by this creature also get a poison counter.)
When this creature enters, you may search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, then shuffle and put that card on top.

Pestilence

At the beginning of the end step, if no creatures are on the battlefield, sacrifice this enchantment.
{B}: This enchantment deals 1 damage to each creature and each player.

Search for Tomorrow

Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
Suspend 2—{G} (Rather than cast this card from your hand, you may pay {G} and exile it with two time counters on it. At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a time counter. When the last is removed, you may cast it without paying its mana cost.)

Predatory Impetus

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +3/+3, must be blocked if able, and is goaded. (It attacks each combat if able and attacks a player other than you if able.)

Plague Nurse

Toxic 2
{2}{G}: Each other creature you control with toxic gains toxic 1 until end of turn. Activate only once each turn. (A player dealt combat damage by a creature with toxic also gets poison counters equal to that creature's total toxic value.)

Ichorspit Basilisk

Deathtouch
Toxic 1 (Players dealt combat damage by this creature also get a poison counter.)

Gulping Scraptrap

When this creature enters or dies, proliferate. (Choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.)

Drudge Spell

{B}, Exile two creature cards from your graveyard: Create a 1/1 black Skeleton creature token. It has "{B}: Regenerate this token."
When this enchantment leaves the battlefield, destroy all Skeleton tokens. They can't be regenerated.

Paralyze

Enchant creature
When this Aura enters, tap enchanted creature.
Enchanted creature doesn't untap during its controller's untap step.
At the beginning of the upkeep of enchanted creature's controller, that player may pay {4}. If the player does, untap the creature.

Pollenbright Druid

When this creature enters, choose one —
• Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.
• Proliferate. (Choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.)

Prophetic Prism

When this artifact enters, draw a card.
{1}, {T}: Add one mana of any color.

Carnivorous Canopy

Destroy target artifact, enchantment, or creature with flying. If that permanent's mana value was 3 or less, proliferate. (Choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.)

Swamp Mosquito

Flying
Whenever this creature attacks and isn't blocked, defending player gets a poison counter. (A player with ten or more poison counters loses the game.)

Sheoldred's Headcleaver

Menace
Toxic 2 (Players dealt combat damage by this creature also get two poison counters.)

Rush of Vitality

Target creature gets +1/+0 and gains lifelink and indestructible until end of turn. (Damage dealt by that creature also causes its controller to gain that much life, and it can't be destroyed by damage or effects that say "destroy.")

Dawn's Reflection

Enchant land
Whenever enchanted land is tapped for mana, its controller adds an additional two mana in any combination of colors.

Forest

Foul Orchard

This land enters tapped.
{T}: Add {B} or {G}.

Gaea's Protector

Bladebrand

Target creature gains deathtouch until end of turn.
Draw a card.

Winter Blast

Tap X target creatures. Winter Blast deals 2 damage to each of those creatures with flying.

Scale the Heights

Put a +1/+1 counter on up to one target creature. You gain 2 life. You may play an additional land this turn.
Draw a card.

Whisper of the Dross

Target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn. Proliferate. (Choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.)

The Dross Pits

This land enters tapped.
{T}: Add {B}.
{1}{B}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Draw a card.

Phantom Tiger

This creature enters with two +1/+1 counters on it.
If damage would be dealt to this creature, prevent that damage. Remove a +1/+1 counter from this creature.

Virulent Swipe

Target creature gets +2/+0 and gains deathtouch until end of turn.
Rebound (If you cast this spell from your hand, exile it as it resolves. At the beginning of your next upkeep, you may cast this card from exile without paying its mana cost.)

Branchblight Stalker

Toxic 2 (Players dealt combat damage by this creature also get two poison counters.)

Contagious Vorrac

When this creature enters, look at the top four cards of your library. You may reveal a land card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. If you didn't put a card into your hand this way, proliferate. (Choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.)

Without Weakness

Target creature you control gains indestructible until end of turn. (Damage and effects that say "destroy" don't destroy it. If its toughness is 0 or less, it's still put into its owner's graveyard.)
Cycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Snakeskin Veil

Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. It gains hexproof until end of turn. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control.)

Barren Moor

This land enters tapped.
{T}: Add {B}.
Cycling {B} ({B}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Territorial Scythecat

Trample (This creature can deal excess combat damage to the player or planeswalker it's attacking.)
Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

The Hunter Maze

This land enters tapped.
{T}: Add {G}.
{1}{G}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Draw a card.

Swamp

Infectious Inquiry

You draw two cards and you lose 2 life. Each opponent gets a poison counter.

Renegade Map

This artifact enters tapped.
{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Guul Draz Mucklord

When this creature dies, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control.

Oblivion's Hunger

Target creature you control gains indestructible until end of turn. Draw a card if that creature has a +1/+1 counter on it. (Damage and effects that say "destroy" don't destroy the creature.)

Tajuru Blightblade

Ironshell Beetle

When this creature enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.

Bloom Hulk

When this creature enters, proliferate. (Choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.)

Adaptive Sporesinger

Vigilance
When this creature enters, choose one —
• Target creature gets +2/+2 and gains vigilance until end of turn.
• Proliferate. (Choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.)

Stony Strength

Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. Untap that creature.

Tyrranax Atrocity

Haste
Toxic 3 (Players dealt combat damage by this creature also get three poison counters.)

Regeneration

Enchant creature (Target a creature as you cast this. This card enters attached to that creature.)
{G}: Regenerate enchanted creature. (The next time that creature would be destroyed this turn, instead tap it, remove it from combat, and heal all damage on it.)

Jungle Hollow

This land enters tapped.
When this land enters, you gain 1 life.
{T}: Add {B} or {G}.

Vraska's Fall

Each opponent sacrifices a creature or planeswalker of their choice and gets a poison counter.

Shinen of Life's Roar

All creatures able to block this creature do so.
Channel — {2}{G}{G}, Discard this card: All creatures able to block target creature this turn do so.

Aggressive Instinct

Target creature you control deals damage equal to its power to target creature you don't control.

Dross Skullbomb

{1}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.
{2}{B}, Sacrifice this artifact: Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. Draw a card. Activate only as a sorcery.

Venomous Breath

Choose target creature. At this turn's next end of combat, destroy all creatures that blocked or were blocked by it this turn.

Cosmic Hunger

Target creature you control deals damage equal to its power to another target creature, planeswalker, or battle.

Sign in Blood

Target player draws two cards and loses 2 life.

Tempting Licid

{G}, {T}: This creature loses this ability and becomes an Aura enchantment with enchant creature. Attach it to target creature. You may pay {G} to end this effect.
All creatures able to block enchanted creature do so.

Venom

Enchant creature
Whenever enchanted creature blocks or becomes blocked by a non-Wall creature, destroy the other creature at end of combat.

Viridian Emissary

When this creature dies, you may search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Tortured Existence

{B}, Discard a creature card: Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.

Blightbelly Rat

Toxic 1 (Players dealt combat damage by this creature also get a poison counter.)
When this creature dies, proliferate. (Choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.)

Thirsting Roots

Choose one —
• Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
• Proliferate. (Choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.)

Rabid Bite

Gift of Paradise

Enchant land
When this Aura enters, you gain 3 life.
Enchanted land has "{T}: Add two mana of any one color."

Stinging Hivemaster

Toxic 1 (Players dealt combat damage by this creature also get a poison counter.)
When this creature dies, create a 1/1 colorless Phyrexian Mite artifact creature token with toxic 1 and "This token can't block."

Offer Immortality

Target creature gains deathtouch and indestructible until end of turn. (Damage and effects that say "destroy" don't destroy it.)

Lure

Enchant creature
All creatures able to block enchanted creature do so.

Hagra Constrictor

This creature enters with two +1/+1 counters on it.
Each creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it has menace. (A creature with menace can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.)

Master Chef

Commander creatures you own have "This creature enters with an additional +1/+1 counter on it" and "Other creatures you control enter with an additional +1/+1 counter on them."

Necrogen Rotpriest

Toxic 2 (Players dealt combat damage by this creature also get two poison counters.)
Whenever a creature you control with toxic deals combat damage to a player, that player gets an additional poison counter.
{1}{B}{G}: Target creature you control with toxic gains deathtouch until end of turn.

Spare Supplies

This artifact enters tapped.
When this artifact enters, draw a card.
{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.

Pestilent Syphoner

Flying
Toxic 1 (Players dealt combat damage by this creature also get a poison counter.)

Blunt the Assault

You gain 1 life for each creature on the battlefield. Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt this turn.