Roll a six-sided die. Assemble a number of Contraptions equal to the result. (To assemble a Contraption, put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)

Destroy target creature, then assemble a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)

Gain control of target creature until end of turn. Untap that creature and roll a six-sided die. Until end of turn, it gains haste and gets +X/+0, where X is the result.

A person outside the game looks at target opponent's hand and chooses a nonland card from it. That player discards that card.

Open a sealed Magic booster pack, reveal the cards, and put all creature cards revealed this way onto the battlefield under your control. They're Zombies in addition to their other types. (Remove those cards from your deck before beginning a new game.)

Players play a Magic subgame, starting at 1 life and using their libraries as their decks. For the rest of the main game, if a source would deal damage to a player who didn't win the subgame, it deals double that damage to that player instead.

Whenever you crank this Contraption, target creature gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the number of creatures you control.

Whenever you crank this Contraption, put two +1/+1 counters on target creature.

Whenever you crank this Contraption, until end of turn, target creature becomes an artifact in addition to its other types and gains "{T}: You gain 3 life."

Whenever you crank this Contraption, roll two six-sided dice. This Contraption deals damage to target player or planeswalker equal to the difference between those results.

{4}, {T}: Move the CRANK! counter to your Contraption deck's next sprocket and crank any number of that sprocket's Contraptions.

Whenever you crank this Contraption, until end of turn, target creature gains "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, destroy target creature that player controls."

Whenever you crank this Contraption, create a 2/2 black Rogue creature token with menace.

Whenever you crank this Contraption, target player loses 2 life.

Whenever you crank this Contraption, each time a source you control would deal damage this turn, it deals double that damage instead.

{1}, {T}: Scry 2. {1}, {T}, Pay 1 life: Create a 0/1 white Goat creature token. {7}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Choose target player. At the beginning of the next end step, exchange life totals with that player, exchange control of all permanents you and that player control, and exchange cards in your hands, cards in your libraries, and cards in your graveyards.

{2}, {T}: Create a 2/2 colorless Homunculus creature token. It must be represented by a unique hand and two fingers at all times, or it ceases to exist.

Whenever you crank this Contraption, target player mills X cards, where X is the number of creatures you control.

{5}, {T}, Sacrifice Kindslaver: A person outside the game controls target player during that player's next turn. Neither player may advise that person until the end of that turn.

If you would roll a die, instead roll two of those dice and ignore one of those results.

Equipped creature has "{T}: This creature deals 1 damage to target player or planeswalker. Roll a six-sided die. On a 5 or higher, untap it." Equip {2}

Whenever you crank this Contraption, target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn.

Whenever you crank this Contraption, until end of turn, target creature becomes an artifact in addition to its other types and gains "{T}: Draw a card."

Whenever you crank this Contraption, put target creature card from an opponent's graveyard onto the battlefield under your control.

Equipped creature gets +2/+1 and has protection from die rolls. (Nothing that lets a player roll a die can block, target, deal damage to, or attach to equipped creature.) Equip {2}

Whenever you crank Rapid Prototyper, create an X/X colorless Construct artifact creature token, where X is the number of artifacts you control.

As this artifact enters, choose a watermark. Creatures you control with the chosen watermark get +1/+1.

Whenever you crank this Contraption, destroy target artifact.

Whenever you crank this Contraption, target creature can't be blocked this turn.

({T}: Add {R}.)

When this creature enters, roll a six-sided die. Target opponent loses life equal to the result.

When this creature enters, you may destroy target artifact.

Flying {4}: Reassemble target Contraption you control. (Move it onto another one of your sprockets.)

When this creature enters, you may discard a card. If you do, draw a card.

When this creature enters, target opponent discards a card.

Last strike (This creature deals combat damage after creatures without last strike.)

When this creature enters, roll a six-sided die. This creature deals damage equal to the result to target creature an opponent controls.

Last strike (This creature deals combat damage after creatures without last strike.) Battalion — Whenever this creature and at least two other creatures attack, target creature can't block this turn.

Menace (This creature can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.) Other creatures you control wearing hats in their art have menace.

Combined, enchanted, and equipped creatures you control have menace. {3}{B}{R}, {T}: Put two target creature cards from graveyards onto the battlefield combined into one creature under your control. (Its power is equal to their total power, its toughness is equal to their total toughness, and it has their names, mana costs, types, text boxes, etc.)

Trample At the beginning of each end step, if an opponent was dealt damage this turn, Augment {1}{R}{R} ({1}{R}{R}, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)

As this creature enters, roll a six-sided die. This creature enters with a number of +1/+1 counters on it equal to the result. Whenever you roll a die, remove all +1/+1 counters from this creature, then put a number of +1/+1 counters on it equal to the result.

As this creature enters, secretly note a word with six to eight letters. {1}: Target player who doesn't control this creature guesses the noted word or an unguessed letter in that word. If they guess wrong, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. Any player may activate this ability. When a player guesses the noted word or all of its letters, sacrifice this creature.

This creature has flying as long as it's being held above the battlefield.

(This creature has INFINITE POWER.)

At the beginning of your upkeep, roll a six-sided die. On a 3 or 4, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. On a 5 or higher, put two +1/+1 counters on it. On a 1, remove all +1/+1 counters from this creature.

When this creature enters, ask a person outside the game to high-five you. If they won't, this creature gains haste until end of turn.

{1}{B/R}: Switch a Killbot or Mary O'Kill in your hand with one on the battlefield. (If a creature is tapped, the switched creature is tapped. The same is true for untapped, attacking, blocking, enchanted, equipped, and targeted. Any counters on a creature are on the switched creature instead.)

Haste Reveal this card from your hand: Masterful Ninja is on the battlefield and in your hand until end of turn. {1}{B}: This creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.

You may activate this card's augment ability any time you could cast an instant. Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, Augment {2}{B} ({2}{B}, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as—oh, never mind.)

Flying This creature gets +2/+2 and has deathtouch as long as it's dark outdoors.

Menace Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, it assembles a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)

At the beginning of your upkeep, roll a six-sided die. This creature gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the result.

Haste You can attack with this creature once each combat during each opponent's turn.

Flying When this creature enters, destroy target creature and put your head on the table. Sacrifice this creature when your head stops touching the table.

Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, roll a six-sided die. That player loses life equal to the result.

You may tap this creature to increase the result of a die any player rolled by 1.

({B/P} can be paid with either {B} or 2 life.) {B/P}{B/P}{B/P}{B/P}: Reveal a card you own from outside the game that has been banned or restricted in a Constructed format and put it into your hand.

Deathtouch When this creature enters, it assembles a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)

Other Riggers you control get +1/+0 and have haste. If a Rigger you control would assemble a Contraption, it assembles two Contraptions instead.

When this creature enters, it assembles a Contraption for each Contraption you control. (To assemble a Contraption, put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)

When this creature enters, target creature an opponent controls gets -1/-1 until end of turn.

{2}{B/R}{B/R}, {T}: Roll a six-sided die. Create a number of 1/1 red Brainiac creature tokens equal to the result. Tap three untapped Brainiacs you control: The next time you would roll a six-sided die, instead roll two six-sided dice and use the total of those results.

When this creature enters, it assembles a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)

{3}{B}, Exile a permanent you control with a League of Dastardly Doom watermark: Return a permanent card with a League of Dastardly Doom watermark from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Enchant creature Enchanted creature gets +2/+1 and has menace. Whenever a player's skin or fingernail touches enchanted creature, that player loses 2 life.

Creature cards in graveyards can attack and block as though they were on the battlefield, can block or be blocked only by creature cards in graveyards, are Zombies in addition to their other types, and have undeathtouch. (If they would deal damage to a creature card, exile that creature card instead.) Creature cards in your graveyard have haste.

During your turn, if this card is in your hand, you may hide it on the battlefield. {0}: Return this artifact to its owner's hand. Only your opponents may activate this ability and only if they see this artifact. {2}, Sacrifice this artifact: Destroy target attacking creature.