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Bear fight, Bare handed, Bear… (check desc.)
Deck Size: 60
Modern
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Est deck cost: $55.00
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Counters

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Surrak and Goreclaw

Trample Other creatures you control have trample. Whenever another nontoken creature you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on it. It gains haste until end of turn.

Creature
Surrak and Goreclaw (mom) 337
Ulvenwald Bear

Morbid — When this creature enters, if a creature died this turn, put two +1/+1 counters on target creature.

Creature
Ulvenwald Bear (dka) 129

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Tokens

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Mother Bear

{3}{G}{G}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Create two 2/2 green Bear creature tokens. Activate only as a sorcery.

Creature
Mother Bear (mh1) 171
Professor of Zoomancy

When this creature enters, create a 1/1 black and green Pest creature token with "When this token dies, you gain 1 life."

Creature
Professor of Zoomancy (stx) 140

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Creature

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Copper Host Crusher

Trample Hexproof (This creature can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control.)

Creature
Copper Host Crusher (mom) 181
Drover Grizzly

Whenever this creature attacks while saddled, creatures you control gain trample until end of turn. Saddle 1 (Tap any number of other creatures you control with total power 1 or more: This Mount becomes saddled until end of turn. Saddle only as a sorcery.)

Creature
Drover Grizzly (otj) 161

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Land

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Forest

({T}: Add {G}.)

Land
Forest (otj) 286
Mosswort Bridge

Hideaway 4 (When this land enters, look at the top four cards of your library, exile one face down, then put the rest on the bottom in a random order.) This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {G}. {G}, {T}: You may play the exiled card without paying its mana cost if creatures you control have total power 10 or greater.

Land
Mosswort Bridge (mkc) 275

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Ramp

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Gilded Goose

Flying When this creature enters, create a Food token. (It's an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.") {1}{G}, {T}: Create a Food token. {T}, Sacrifice a Food: Add one mana of any color.

Creature
Gilded Goose (moc) 299
Goreclaw, Terror of Qal Sisma

Creature spells you cast with power 4 or greater cost {2} less to cast. Whenever Goreclaw attacks, each creature you control with power 4 or greater gets +1/+1 and gains trample until end of turn.

Creature
Goreclaw, Terror of Qal Sisma (cmm) 293
Hardbristle Bandit

{T}: Add one mana of any color. Whenever you commit a crime, untap this creature. This ability triggers only once each turn. (Targeting opponents, anything they control, and/or cards in their graveyards is a crime.)

Creature
Hardbristle Bandit (otj) 168
Ilysian Caryatid

{T}: Add one mana of any color. If you control a creature with power 4 or greater, add two mana of any one color instead.

Creature
Ilysian Caryatid (cmm) 297

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Removal

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Ayula, Queen Among Bears

Whenever another Bear you control enters, choose one — • Put two +1/+1 counters on target Bear. • Target Bear you control fights target creature you don't control.

Creature
Ayula, Queen Among Bears (mh1) 155

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Description

{"ops":[{"insert":"“You, me. Gas station. What are we getting for dinner? Sushi of course. Uh oh, there was a roofie inside of our gas station sushi! We black out and wake up in a sewer. We’re surrounded by fish. Horny fish. You know what that means; fish! The stench drives in a bear. What do we do? We’re going to fight it. Bear fight, bare handed, bear… naked? Oh yes please. We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl. Then we ride into a chuckie cheese. Dance dance revolution. Revolution? Overthrow the government? Uh, I think so. Next thing you know, I’m reincarnated as Jesus Christ, then I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out again. Wake up, do a bump, white out, which I didn’t know you could do. Then I smoked a joint, greened out. Then I turned into the sun- Uh oh! Looks like the meth is kicking in!” -Surrak, consumer of illicit substances\n"}]}
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