Bear fight, Bare handed, Bear… (check desc.)
Deck Size: 60
Modern
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Est deck cost: $55.00
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Mosswort Bridge
Hideaway 4 (When this land enters, look at the top four cards of your library, exile one face down, then put the rest on the bottom in a random order.) This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {G}. {G}, {T}: You may play the exiled card without paying its mana cost if creatures you control have total power 10 or greater.
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{"ops":[{"insert":"“You, me. Gas station. What are we getting for dinner? Sushi of course. Uh oh, there was a roofie inside of our gas station sushi! We black out and wake up in a sewer. We’re surrounded by fish. Horny fish. You know what that means; fish! The stench drives in a bear. What do we do? We’re going to fight it. Bear fight, bare handed, bear… naked? Oh yes please. We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl. Then we ride into a chuckie cheese. Dance dance revolution. Revolution? Overthrow the government? Uh, I think so. Next thing you know, I’m reincarnated as Jesus Christ, then I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out again. Wake up, do a bump, white out, which I didn’t know you could do. Then I smoked a joint, greened out. Then I turned into the sun- Uh oh! Looks like the meth is kicking in!” -Surrak, consumer of illicit substances\n"}]}
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