Bedrock Tortoise

During your turn, creatures you control have hexproof.
Each creature you control with toughness greater than its power assigns combat damage equal to its toughness rather than its power.

Angler Turtle

Hexproof
Creatures your opponents control attack each combat if able.

Kappa Tech-Wrecker

Ninjutsu {1}{G}
Kappa Tech-Wrecker enters with a deathtouch counter on it.
Whenever Kappa Tech-Wrecker deals combat damage to a player, you may remove a deathtouch counter from it. When you do, exile target artifact or enchantment that player controls.

Gorex, the Tombshell

As an additional cost to cast this spell, you may exile any number of creature cards from your graveyard. This spell costs {2} less to cast for each card exiled this way.
Deathtouch
Whenever Gorex, the Tombshell attacks or dies, choose a card at random exiled with Gorex and put that card into its owner's hand.

Mistford River Turtle

Whenever Mistford River Turtle attacks, another target attacking non-Human creature can't be blocked this turn.

Quandrix Cultivator

When Quandrix Cultivator enters, you may search your library for a basic Forest or Island card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Calcite Snapper

Shroud (This creature can't be the target of spells or abilities.)
Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, you may switch Calcite Snapper's power and toughness until end of turn.

Archelos, Lagoon Mystic

As long as Archelos, Lagoon Mystic is tapped, other permanents enter tapped.
As long as Archelos is untapped, other permanents enter untapped.

Tortoise Formation

Creatures you control gain shroud until end of turn. (They can't be the targets of spells or abilities.)

Giant Tortoise

Giant Tortoise gets +0/+3 as long as it's untapped.

Thriving Turtle

When Thriving Turtle enters, you get {E}{E} (two energy counters).
Whenever Thriving Turtle attacks, you may pay {E}{E}. If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on it.

Icon of Ancestry

As Icon of Ancestry enters, choose a creature type.
Creatures you control of the chosen type get +1/+1.
{3}, {T}: Look at the top three cards of your library. You may reveal a creature card of the chosen type from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Predatory Impetus

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +3/+3, must be blocked if able, and is goaded. (It attacks each combat if able and attacks a player other than you if able.)

The Pride of Hull Clade

This spell costs {X} less to cast, where X is the total toughness of creatures you control.
Defender
{2}{U}{U}: Until end of turn, target creature you control gets +1/+0, gains "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, draw cards equal to its toughness," and can attack as though it didn't have defender.

Riptide Turtle

Door of Destinies

As Door of Destinies enters, choose a creature type.
Whenever you cast a spell of the chosen type, put a charge counter on Door of Destinies.
Creatures you control of the chosen type get +1/+1 for each charge counter on Door of Destinies.

Aegis Turtle

Hexbane Tortoise

Ward {2} (Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, counter it unless that player pays {2}.)
Enlist (As this creature attacks, you may tap a nonattacking creature you control without summoning sickness. When you do, add its power to this creature's until end of turn.)

Thunderous Snapper

Whenever you cast a spell with mana value 5 or greater, draw a card.

Colossal Skyturtle

Flying, ward {2}
Channel — {2}{G}, Discard Colossal Skyturtle: Return target card from your graveyard to your hand.
Channel — {1}{U}, Discard Colossal Skyturtle: Return target creature to its owner's hand.

Security Bypass

Enchant creature
As long as enchanted creature is attacking alone, it can't be blocked.
Enchanted creature has "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, it connives." (Its controller draws a card, then discards a card. If they discarded a nonland card, they put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.)