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($60) Laughing Jasper Flint's Kitchen Table Larceny [Light 2 - Medium 2]
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Est deck cost: $112.90
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Commander

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Laughing Jasper Flint

Creatures you control but don't own are Mercenaries in addition to their other types. At the beginning of your upkeep, exile the top X cards of target opponent's library, where X is the number of outlaws you control. Until end of turn, you may cast spells from among those cards, and mana of any type can be spent to cast those spells.

Creature
Laughing Jasper Flint (otj) 215

Commander

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"Ramp"

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Ancestors' Aid

Target creature gets +2/+0 and gains first strike until end of turn. Create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")

Instant
Ancestors' Aid (lci) 132
Arcane Signet

{T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.

Artifact
Arcane Signet (scd) 257
Boneyard Desecrator

Menace {1}{B}, Sacrifice another creature: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. If an outlaw was sacrificed this way, create a Treasure token. (Assassins, Mercenaries, Pirates, Rogues, and Warlocks are outlaws.)

Creature
Boneyard Desecrator (otj) 81
Coveted Jewel

When this artifact enters, draw three cards. {T}: Add three mana of any one color. Whenever one or more creatures an opponent controls attack you and aren't blocked, that player draws three cards and gains control of this artifact. Untap it.

Artifact
Coveted Jewel (m3c) 287
Diamond Pick-Axe

Indestructible (Effects that say "destroy" don't destroy this artifact.) Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has "Whenever this creature attacks, create a Treasure token." (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.") Equip {2}

Artifact
Diamond Pick-Axe (lci) 143
Goldspan Dragon

Flying, haste Whenever this creature attacks or becomes the target of a spell, create a Treasure token. Treasures you control have "{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add two mana of any one color."

Creature
Goldspan Dragon (m3c) 212
Hedron Archive

{T}: Add {C}{C}. {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw two cards.

Artifact
Hedron Archive (brc) 142
Mind Stone

{T}: Add {C}. {1}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.

Artifact
Mind Stone (ima) 219
Pitiless Plunderer

Whenever another creature you control dies, create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")

Creature
Pitiless Plunderer (pip) 187
Prying Blade

Equipped creature gets +1/+0. Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.") Equip {2} ({2}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Artifact
Prying Blade (xln) 244
Ruthless Knave

{2}{B}, Sacrifice a creature: Create two Treasure tokens. (They're artifacts with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.") Sacrifice three Treasures: Draw a card.

Creature
Ruthless Knave (xln) 119
Sol Ring

{T}: Add {C}{C}.

Artifact
Sol Ring (dmc) 190
Talisman of Indulgence

{T}: Add {C}. {T}: Add {B} or {R}. This artifact deals 1 damage to you.

Artifact
Talisman of Indulgence (pip) 248
Vance's Blasting Cannons

Enchantment
Vance's Blasting Cannons // Spitfire Bastion (xln) 173Vance's Blasting Cannons // Spitfire Bastion (xln) 173
Wily Goblin

When this creature enters, create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")

Creature
Wily Goblin (xln) 174

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"Card Advantage"

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Bonehoard Dracosaur

Flying, first strike At the beginning of your upkeep, exile the top two cards of your library. You may play them this turn. If you exiled a land card this way, create a 3/1 red Dinosaur creature token. If you exiled a nonland card this way, create a Treasure token.

Creature
Bonehoard Dracosaur (lci) 134
Cathartic Reunion

As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard two cards. Draw three cards.

Sorcery
Cathartic Reunion (kld) 109
Corrupted Conviction

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature. Draw two cards.

Instant
Corrupted Conviction (otj) 84
Costly Plunder

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice an artifact or creature. Draw two cards.

Instant
Costly Plunder (plst) XLN-96
Expedite

Target creature gains haste until end of turn. Draw a card.

Instant
Expedite (cmr) 413
Faithless Looting

Draw two cards, then discard two cards. Flashback {2}{R} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Sorcery
Faithless Looting (inr) 151
Fanatical Offering

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice an artifact or creature. Draw two cards and create a Map token. (It's an artifact with "{1}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: Target creature you control explores. Activate only as a sorcery.")

Instant
Fanatical Offering (lci) 105
Highway Robbery

You may discard a card or sacrifice a land. If you do, draw two cards. Plot {1}{R} (You may pay {1}{R} and exile this card from your hand. Cast it as a sorcery on a later turn without paying its mana cost. Plot only as a sorcery.)

Sorcery
Highway Robbery (otj) 129
Hit the Mother Lode

Discover 10. If the discovered card's mana value is less than 10, create a number of tapped Treasure tokens equal to the difference. (To discover 10, exile cards from the top of your library until you exile a nonland card with mana value 10 or less. Cast it without paying its mana cost or put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom in a random order.)

Sorcery
Hit the Mother Lode (lci) 153
Professional Face-Breaker

Menace Whenever one or more creatures you control deal combat damage to a player, create a Treasure token. Sacrifice a Treasure: Exile the top card of your library. You may play that card this turn.

Creature
Professional Face-Breaker (m3c) 216
Thrill of Possibility

As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard a card. Draw two cards.

Instant
Thrill of Possibility (one) 151
Unexpected Windfall

As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard a card. Draw two cards and create two Treasure tokens. (They're artifacts with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")

Instant
Unexpected Windfall (pip) 193
Unscrupulous Contractor

When this creature enters, you may sacrifice a creature. When you do, target player draws two cards and loses 2 life. Plot {2}{B} (You may pay {2}{B} and exile this card from your hand. Cast it as a sorcery on a later turn without paying its mana cost. Plot only as a sorcery.)

Creature
Unscrupulous Contractor (otj) 112
Wrenn's Resolve

Exile the top two cards of your library. Until the end of your next turn, you may play those cards.

Sorcery
Wrenn's Resolve (mom) 173

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Abrade

Choose one — • Abrade deals 3 damage to target creature. • Destroy target artifact.

Instant
Abrade (hou) 83
Bitter Triumph

As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard a card or pay 3 life. Destroy target creature or planeswalker.

Instant
Bitter Triumph (lci) 91
Bottle-Cap Blast

Improvise (Your artifacts can help cast this spell. Each artifact you tap after you're done activating mana abilities pays for {1}.) Bottle-Cap Blast deals 5 damage to any target. If excess damage was dealt to a permanent this way, create that many tapped Treasure tokens. (They're artifacts with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")

Instant
Bottle-Cap Blast (pip) 55
Explosive Derailment

Spree (Choose one or more additional costs.) + {2} — Explosive Derailment deals 4 damage to target creature. + {2} — Destroy target artifact.

Instant
Explosive Derailment (otj) 122
Fling

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature. Fling deals damage equal to the sacrificed creature's power to any target.

Instant
Fling (akh) 132
Kitesail Freebooter

Flying When this creature enters, target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a noncreature, nonland card from it. Exile that card until this creature leaves the battlefield.

Creature
Kitesail Freebooter (xln) 110
Lightning Strike

Lightning Strike deals 3 damage to any target.

Instant
Lightning Strike (xln) 149
Molten Collapse

Choose one. If you descended this turn, you may choose both instead. (You descended if a permanent card was put into your graveyard from anywhere.) • Destroy target creature or planeswalker. • Destroy target noncreature, nonland permanent with mana value 1 or less.

Sorcery
Molten Collapse (lci) 234
Murder

Destroy target creature.

Instant
Murder (dsk) 110
Rooftop Assassin

Flash Flying, lifelink When this creature enters, destroy target creature an opponent controls that was dealt damage this turn.

Creature
Rooftop Assassin (otj) 103
Unfortunate Accident

Spree (Choose one or more additional costs.) + {2}{B} — Destroy target creature. + {1} — Create a 1/1 red Mercenary creature token with "{T}: Target creature you control gets +1/+0 until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery."

Instant
Unfortunate Accident (otj) 111

"Targeted Disruption"

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"Mass Disruption"

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Chain Reaction

Chain Reaction deals X damage to each creature, where X is the number of creatures on the battlefield.

Sorcery
Chain Reaction (onc) 97
Fiery Cannonade

Fiery Cannonade deals 2 damage to each non-Pirate creature.

Instant
Fiery Cannonade (xln) 143
Malicious Eclipse

All creatures get -2/-2 until end of turn. If a creature an opponent controls would die this turn, exile it instead.

Sorcery
Malicious Eclipse (lci) 111
Sweltering Suns

Sweltering Suns deals 3 damage to each creature. Cycling {3} ({3}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Sorcery
Sweltering Suns (akh) 149

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Land

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Arid Archway

This land enters tapped. When this land enters, return a land you control to its owner's hand. If another Desert was returned this way, surveil 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put it into your graveyard.) {T}: Add {C}{C}.

Land
Arid Archway (otj) 252
Blighted Fen

{T}: Add {C}. {4}{B}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Target opponent sacrifices a creature of their choice.

Land
Blighted Fen (bfz) 230
Castle Embereth

This land enters tapped unless you control a Mountain. {T}: Add {R}. {1}{R}{R}, {T}: Creatures you control get +1/+0 until end of turn.

Land
Castle Embereth (onc) 150
Cinder Barrens

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {B} or {R}.

Land
Cinder Barrens (ogw) 168
Command Tower

{T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.

Land
Command Tower (m3c) 331
Evolving Wilds

{T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Land
Evolving Wilds (akh) 242
Forgotten Cave

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {R}. Cycling {R} ({R}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Land
Forgotten Cave (onc) 153
Kher Keep

{T}: Add {C}. {1}{R}, {T}: Create a 0/1 red Kobold creature token named Kobolds of Kher Keep.

Land
Kher Keep (onc) 157
Mountain

({T}: Add {R}.)

Land
Mountain (xln) 273
Mountain

({T}: Add {R}.)

Land
Mountain (lci) 400
Mountain

({T}: Add {R}.)

Land
Mountain (otj) 275
Mountain

({T}: Add {R}.)

Land
Mountain (otj) 283
Mountain

({T}: Add {R}.)

Land
Mountain (otj) 284
Mountain

({T}: Add {R}.)

Land
Mountain (dsk) 275
Myriad Landscape

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {C}. {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for up to two basic land cards that share a land type, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Land
Myriad Landscape (onc) 159
Restless Vents

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {B} or {R}. {1}{B}{R}: Until end of turn, this land becomes a 2/3 black and red Insect creature with menace. It's still a land. Whenever this land attacks, you may discard a card. If you do, draw a card.

Land
Restless Vents (lci) 284
Swamp

({T}: Add {B}.)

Land
Swamp (xln) 269
Swamp

({T}: Add {B}.)

Land
Swamp (xln) 270
Swamp

({T}: Add {B}.)

Land
Swamp (lci) 398
Swamp

({T}: Add {B}.)

Land
Swamp (otj) 282
Temple of the False God

{T}: Add {C}{C}. Activate only if you control five or more lands.

Land
Temple of the False God (onc) 172
Treasure Vault

{T}: Add {C}. {X}{X}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Create X Treasure tokens.

Artifact Land
Treasure Vault (pip) 314
Volatile Fault

{T}: Add {C}. {1}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Destroy target nonbasic land an opponent controls. That player may search their library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. You create a Treasure token.

Land
Volatile Fault (lci) 286

Land

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At Knifepoint

During your turn, outlaws you control have first strike. (Assassins, Mercenaries, Pirates, Rogues, and Warlocks are outlaws.) Whenever you commit a crime, create a 1/1 red Mercenary creature token with "{T}: Target creature you control gets +1/+0 until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery." This ability triggers only once each turn.

Enchantment
At Knifepoint (otj) 193
Brimstone Roundup

Whenever you cast your second spell each turn, create a 1/1 red Mercenary creature token with "{T}: Target creature you control gets +1/+0 until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery." Plot {2}{R} (You may pay {2}{R} and exile this card from your hand. Cast it as a sorcery on a later turn without paying its mana cost. Plot only as a sorcery.)

Enchantment
Brimstone Roundup (otj) 115
Dire Fleet Captain

Whenever this creature attacks, it gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each other attacking Pirate.

Creature
Dire Fleet Captain (xln) 221
Grenzo, Havoc Raiser

Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a player, choose one — • Goad target creature that player controls. • Exile the top card of that player's library. Until end of turn, you may cast that card and you may spend mana as though it were mana of any color to cast that spell.

Creature
Grenzo, Havoc Raiser (otc) 168
Hexplate Wallbreaker

For Mirrodin! (When this Equipment enters, create a 2/2 red Rebel creature token, then attach this to it.) Equipped creature gets +2/+2. Whenever equipped creature attacks, if it's the first combat phase of the turn, untap each attacking creature. After this phase, there is an additional combat phase. Equip {3}{R}

Artifact
Hexplate Wallbreaker (onc) 14
Hijack

Gain control of target artifact or creature until end of turn. Untap it. It gains haste until end of turn.

Sorcery
Hijack (kld) 118
Hotfoot Gnome

Haste {T}: Another target creature gains haste until end of turn.

Creature Artifact
Hotfoot Gnome (lci) 154
Lightning-Rig Crew

{T}: This creature deals 1 damage to each opponent. Whenever you cast a Pirate spell, untap this creature.

Creature
Lightning-Rig Crew (xln) 150
March of the Drowned

Choose one — • Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. • Return two target Pirate cards from your graveyard to your hand.

Sorcery
March of the Drowned (xln) 112
Rakish Crew

When this enchantment enters, create a 1/1 red Mercenary creature token with "{T}: Target creature you control gets +1/+0 until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery." Whenever an outlaw you control dies, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life. (Assassins, Mercenaries, Pirates, Rogues, and Warlocks are outlaws.)

Enchantment
Rakish Crew (otj) 99
Rattleback Apothecary

Deathtouch Whenever you commit a crime, target creature you control gains your choice of menace or lifelink until end of turn. (Targeting opponents, anything they control, and/or cards in their graveyards is a crime.)

Creature
Rattleback Apothecary (otj) 100
Rictus Robber

When this creature enters, if a creature died this turn, create a 2/2 blue and black Zombie Rogue creature token. Plot {2}{B} (You may pay {2}{B} and exile this card from your hand. Cast it as a sorcery on a later turn without paying its mana cost. Plot only as a sorcery.)

Creature
Rictus Robber (otj) 102
Rigging Runner

First strike Raid — This creature enters with a +1/+1 counter on it if you attacked this turn.

Creature
Rigging Runner (xln) 157
Stalactite Stalker

Menace At the beginning of your end step, if you descended this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. (You descended if a permanent card was put into your graveyard from anywhere.) {2}{B}, Sacrifice this creature: Target creature gets -X/-X until end of turn, where X is this creature's power.

Creature
Stalactite Stalker (lci) 122
Take for a Ride

Take for a Ride has flash as long as you've committed a crime this turn. (Targeting opponents, anything they control, and/or cards in their graveyards is a crime.) Gain control of target creature until end of turn. Untap that creature. It gains haste until end of turn.

Sorcery
Take for a Ride (otj) 148
Vengeful Possession

Gain control of target creature until end of turn. Untap it. It gains haste until end of turn. You may discard a card. If you do, draw a card.

Sorcery
Vengeful Possession (dsk) 162
Zoyowa Lava-Tongue

Deathtouch At the beginning of your end step, if you descended this turn, each opponent may discard a card or sacrifice a permanent of their choice. Zoyowa deals 3 damage to each opponent who didn't. (You descended if a permanent card was put into your graveyard from anywhere.)

Creature
Zoyowa Lava-Tongue (lci) 312
Zulaport Cutthroat

Whenever this creature or another creature you control dies, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.

Creature
Zulaport Cutthroat (bfz) 126

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Tokens & Extras

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Kobolds of Kher Keep

Creature Token
Kobolds of Kher Keep (tonc) 12
Map

{1}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Target creature you control explores. Activate only as a sorcery. (Reveal the top card of your library. Put that card into your hand if it's a land. Otherwise, put a +1/+1 counter on that creature, then put the card back or put it into your graveyard.)

Artifact Token
Map (tlci) 17
Mercenary

{T}: Target creature you control gets +1/+0 until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery.

Creature Token
Mercenary (totj) 10
Rebel

Creature Token
Rebel (tone) 5
Treasure

{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.

Artifact Token
Treasure (txln) 10
Treasure

{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.

Artifact Token
Treasure (txln) 7
Treasure

{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.

Artifact Token
Treasure (tlci) 18

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{"ops":[{"insert":"Depends on what you're getting to cast out of exile. Very reliant on keeping Flint on the battlefield, shallow mana allows for tax + trivial little mana sinks \n"}]}
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