You and target creature's controller have a staring contest. If you win, destroy that creature.

{3}, {T}: Spin this artifact in the middle of the table so that it rotates completely at least once, then destroy the closest permanent the finger points to.

{T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.

{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Target player gets you target drink. You pay any costs for the drink.

This artifact doesn't untap during your untap step. {T}: Add {C}{C}{C}. {3}: Untap this artifact.

You have no maximum hand size. {T}: Add one mana of any color.

{T}: Add one mana of any color that a land an opponent controls could produce.

{T}: Add three mana of any one color.

{2}, {T}: Create a 2/2 colorless Homunculus creature token. It must be represented by a unique hand and two fingers at all times, or it ceases to exist.

{T}: Add {C}. {T}: Target nonland permanent becomes an artifact in addition to its other types until end of turn.

{T}: Add {C}{C}.

You have no maximum hand size. {T}: Add {C}.

{T}: Add {C}{C}{C}.

This artifact enters tapped. This artifact doesn't untap during your untap step. As long as this artifact is untapped, all players play with their hands revealed. Clap your hands twice: You may tap or untap this artifact.

{T}: Add {C}{C}. This land deals 2 damage to you.

({T}: Add {B} or {R}.)

({T}: Add {B} or {G}.)

This land enters tapped. When this land enters, exile target player's graveyard. {T}: Add {B}.

{2}, {T}: Add {B} for each Swamp you control.

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add one and one-half mana of any one color.

Whenever this land becomes tapped, it deals 1 damage to you. {T}: Add one mana of any color.

{T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.

{T}, Sacrifice a creature: You gain life equal to the sacrificed creature's toughness.

{T}: Add {G} for each creature you control.

{T}, Pay 1 life: Add one mana of any color.

{T}: Add {C}{C}{C}. Spend this mana only to cast artifact spells.

{T}: Add {C}. {2}, {T}: Choose a color. Add an amount of mana of that color equal to your devotion to that color. (Your devotion to a color is the number of mana symbols of that color in the mana costs of permanents you control.)

{T}: Add {C}. {T}, Sacrifice a creature: Add {B}{B}.

({T}: Add {R} or {W}.)

({T}: Add {G} or {W}.)

({T}: Add {W} or {B}.)

{T}: Add {W} for each enchantment you control.

({T}: Add {R} or {G}.)

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {G}. As long as you control six or more lands, lands you control have "{T}: Add one mana of any color." {W}{W}{U}{U}{B}{B}{R}{R}{G}{G}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for any number of God cards, put them onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

({T}: Add {G} or {U}.)

({T}: Add {W} or {U}.)

({T}: Add {U} or {B}.)

Each land is a Swamp in addition to its other land types.

{T}: Add {C}. If you control an Urza's Power-Plant and an Urza's Tower, add {C}{C} instead.

{T}: Add {C}. If you control an Urza's Mine and an Urza's Tower, add {C}{C} instead.

(As this Saga enters and after your draw step, add a lore counter. Sacrifice after III.) I — This Saga gains "{T}: Add {C}." II — This Saga gains "{2}, {T}: Create a 0/0 colorless Construct artifact creature token with 'This token gets +1/+1 for each artifact you control.'" III — Search your library for an artifact card with mana cost {0} or {1}, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

{T}: Add {C}. If you control an Urza's Mine and an Urza's Power-Plant, add {C}{C}{C} instead.

({T}: Add {U} or {R}.)

Target creature you control climbs into Goblin Sleigh Ride. You slide them on their merry way. If the creature stayed on, it deals damage equal to its toughness to each other creature touched during the slide.

You have ten seconds to look at and rearrange the cards in your library. At the end of those ten seconds, if you're touching one or more of those cards, shuffle.

Choose a land type. Exile all lands you control of that type. Drop those cards, one at a time, onto the playing area from a height of at least one foot. Destroy each permanent completely covered by those cards. Then return the cards you dropped to the battlefield tapped.

Choose target opponent and target creature they control. You and that player have a breath-holding contest. If you win, you gain control of that creature.

As this creature enters and whenever it attacks, stack two dice on top of it. (All dice must be stacked vertically, one on top of another.) This creature gets +1/+1 for each die in its stack. This creature attacks each combat if able. When the stack falls, sacrifice this creature.

Flying Gotcha — If an opponent touches the table with their hand, you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return this card from your graveyard to your hand.

Flying {1}, Throw this creature into the air at least two feet above your head while seated: If you catch this creature with one hand, prevent all damage a source of your choice would deal to you this turn and tap this creature. Otherwise, sacrifice it.

{0}: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield. Activate only if an opponent isn't touching their hand (of cards).

Defender, flying {1}, {T}: Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature with a tail target player controls. Stare down up to one target creature until end of turn. (It can't attack or block as long as you're looking directly at it.)

As this creature enters, an opponent chooses one of your fingers. (Thumbs are fingers, too.) When the chosen finger isn't touching this creature, sacrifice this creature.

Say "Goblin S.W.A.T. Team": Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature unless an opponent swats the table within five seconds. Activate only once each turn.

This creature has flying as long as it's being held above the battlefield.

First strike {1}{W}, Do the Hokey Pokey: Prevent all damage a source of your choice would deal to this creature this turn. (To do the Hokey Pokey, choose an arm, a leg, or your whole self and put it in. Put it out. Put it in. Shake it all about. You do the Hokey Pokey! Turn yourself around.)

Stand up, Flap your arms, Cluck like a chicken: This creature gains flying until end of turn.

When Ol' Buzzbark enters, roll X six-sided dice onto the battlefield from a height of at least X inches. For each die, put a number of +1/+1 counters equal to the result on each creature you control that die is touching. For each die, Ol' Buzzbark deals damage equal to the result to each creature an opponent controls that die is touching.

When this creature enters, flip it from a height of at least one foot. Sacrifice this creature unless it turns over completely at least once during the flip and lands face up.

Flying, trample At the beginning of your upkeep, exile the top card of your library and balance it on your body. When a balanced card falls or touches another balanced card, sacrifice this creature.

Flying When this creature enters, destroy target creature and put your head on the table. Sacrifice this creature when your head stops touching the table.

Just a second (As long as this spell is on the stack, players can't move permanents.) This creature enters by being thrown from a distance of at least three feet. When this creature enters, it fights each creature an opponent controls that it touched as it entered.

Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, roll a six-sided die. That player loses life equal to the result.

As long as you're standing, this creature has vigilance.

Whenever a player's skin or fingernail touches this creature, that player loses 2 life.

Pursuant to subsection 3.1(4) of Richard's Rules of Order, at the beginning of the upkeep of each participant in this game of the Magic: The Gathering® trading card game (hereafter known as "PLAYER"), that PLAYER performs all actions in the sequence of previously added actions (hereafter known as "ACTION QUEUE"), in the order those actions were added, then adds another action to the end of the ACTION QUEUE. All actions must be simple physical or verbal actions that a player can perform while sitting in a chair, without jeopardizing the health and security of said PLAYER. When any PLAYER does not perform all the prescribed actions in the correct order, sacrifice this enchantment and said PLAYER discards their complement of cards in hand (hereafter known as "HAND").

As this enchantment enters, choose a color and balance this enchantment on your head. Prevent all damage that would be dealt to you by sources of the chosen color. When this enchantment falls off your head, sacrifice this enchantment.

At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, that player moves a permanent they control to touch this enchantment and no other permanents. If the player can't, destroy each permanent they control that isn't touching this enchantment, then sacrifice it.

As this enchantment enters, choose a hand attached to an opponent's arm. When the chosen hand isn't behind its owner's back, sacrifice this enchantment. If you do, that player discards their hand . . . of cards. (The lawyers wouldn't let us do it the other way.)

When this enchantment enters, you gain 7 life. You become a card until you leave your library or that library is shuffled. Put yourself seventh from the top, balancing the cards on top of you on your head. When you draw yourself, you win the game. When one or more cards fall off your head, exile them and all cards on your head, then sacrifice this enchantment.

Flash When this enchantment enters, exile target nonland permanent until it (this card) leaves the battlefield, then touch it (this card) to your head. When it (this card) stops touching it (your head), sacrifice it (the card, not your head).

As this enchantment enters, choose a player. When the chosen player's hands aren't touching each other, sacrifice this enchantment and that player sacrifices three permanents.

Each player plays with the top card of their library held against their forehead, revealed to each other player.

Lands you control have "{T}: Add one mana of any color." {T}: Add one mana of any color.

At the beginning of your upkeep, flip a coin. If you lose the flip, this artifact deals 3 damage to you. {T}: Add {C}{C}.

This artifact doesn't untap during your untap step. At the beginning of your upkeep, you may pay {4}. If you do, untap this artifact. At the beginning of your draw step, if this artifact is tapped, it deals 1 damage to you. {T}: Add {C}{C}{C}.