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The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything
Deck Size: 100
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Est deck cost: $346.99
Salt sum: 30.13
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Commander

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Edward Kenway

At the beginning of your end step, create a Treasure token for each tapped Assassin, Pirate, and/or Vehicle you control. Whenever a Vehicle you control deals combat damage to a player, look at the top card of that player's library, then exile it face down. You may play that card for as long as it remains exiled.

Creature
Edward Kenway (acr) 53

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Draw

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Adrestia

Islandwalk (This creature can't be blocked as long as defending player controls an Island.) Whenever Adrestia attacks, if an Assassin crewed it this turn, draw a card. Adrestia becomes an Assassin in addition to its other types until end of turn. Crew 1

Artifact
Adrestia (acr) 68
Adéwalé, Breaker of Chains

When Adéwalé enters, reveal the top six cards of your library. Put an Assassin, Pirate, or Vehicle card from among them into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. Whenever a Vehicle you control deals combat damage to a player, you may return this card from your graveyard to your hand.

Creature
Adéwalé, Breaker of Chains (acr) 44
Ballad of the Black Flag

(As this Saga enters and after your draw step, add a lore counter. Sacrifice after IV.) I, II, III — Mill three cards. You may put a historic card from among them into your hand. (Artifacts, legendaries, and Sagas are historic.) IV — Historic spells you cast this turn cost {2} less to cast.

Enchantment
Ballad of the Black Flag (acr) 13
Big Score

As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard a card. Draw two cards and create two Treasure tokens. (They're artifacts with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")

Instant
Big Score (snc) 102
Black Market Connections

At the beginning of your first main phase, choose one or more — • Sell Contraband — Create a Treasure token. You lose 1 life. • Buy Information — Draw a card. You lose 2 life. • Hire a Mercenary — Create a 3/2 colorless Shapeshifter creature token with changeling. You lose 3 life. (It has every creature type.)

Enchantment
Black Market Connections (acr) 87
Coastal Piracy

Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to an opponent, you may draw a card.

Enchantment
Coastal Piracy (acr) 84
Emberwilde Captain

When this creature enters, you become the monarch. Whenever an opponent attacks you while you're the monarch, this creature deals damage to that player equal to the number of cards in their hand.

Creature
Emberwilde Captain (cmr) 175
Glint-Horn Buccaneer

Haste Whenever you discard a card, this creature deals 1 damage to each opponent. {1}{R}, Discard a card: Draw a card. Activate only if this creature is attacking.

Creature
Glint-Horn Buccaneer (m20) 141
Jackdaw

Whenever Jackdaw deals combat damage to a player, you may discard your hand. If you do, draw a card for each artifact you control. Crew 3

Artifact
Jackdaw (acr) 58
Malcolm, Alluring Scoundrel

Flash Flying Whenever Malcolm deals combat damage to a player, put a chorus counter on it. Draw a card, then discard a card. If there are four or more chorus counters on Malcolm, you may cast the discarded card without paying its mana cost.

Creature
Malcolm, Alluring Scoundrel (lci) 293
Mary Read and Anne Bonny

Haste {T}: Draw a card, then discard a card. Whenever you discard an Island, Pirate, or Vehicle card, create a tapped Treasure token.

Creature
Mary Read and Anne Bonny (acr) 120
Smuggler's Copter

Flying Whenever this Vehicle attacks or blocks, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card. Crew 1 (Tap any number of creatures you control with total power 1 or more: This Vehicle becomes an artifact creature until end of turn.)

Artifact
Smuggler's Copter (kld) 235
Staunch Crewmate

When this creature enters, look at the top four cards of your library. You may reveal an artifact or Pirate card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Creature
Staunch Crewmate (lci) 79
Subterranean Schooner

Whenever this Vehicle attacks, target creature that crewed it this turn explores. (Reveal the top card of your library. Put that card into your hand if it's a land. Otherwise, put a +1/+1 counter on that creature, then put the card back or put it into your graveyard.) Crew 1

Artifact
Subterranean Schooner (lci) 80
The Indomitable

Trample Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a player, draw a card. Crew 3 You may cast this card from your graveyard as long as you control three or more tapped Pirates and/or Vehicles.

Artifact
The Indomitable (lcc) 75

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Protection

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Lightning Greaves

Equipped creature has haste and shroud. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities.) Equip {0}

Artifact
Lightning Greaves (c19) 217

Protection

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Removal

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Bigfin Bouncer

When this creature enters, return target creature an opponent controls to its owner's hand.

Creature
Bigfin Bouncer (fdn) 31
Broadside Barrage

Broadside Barrage deals 5 damage to target creature or planeswalker. Draw a card, then discard a card.

Instant
Broadside Barrage (dft) 192
Demonic Junker

Affinity for artifacts (This spell costs {1} less to cast for each artifact you control.) When this Vehicle enters, for each player, destroy up to one target creature that player controls. If a creature you controlled was destroyed this way, put two +1/+1 counters on this Vehicle. Crew 2

Artifact
Demonic Junker (dft) 307
Dire Fleet Poisoner

Flash Deathtouch When this creature enters, target attacking Pirate you control gets +1/+1 and gains deathtouch until end of turn.

Creature
Dire Fleet Poisoner (rix) 68
Hostage Taker

When this creature enters, exile another target creature or artifact until this creature leaves the battlefield. You may cast that card for as long as it remains exiled, and mana of any type can be spent to cast that spell.

Creature
Hostage Taker (lcc) 271
Magmatic Galleon

When this Vehicle enters, it deals 5 damage to target creature an opponent controls. Whenever one or more creatures your opponents control are dealt excess noncombat damage, create a Treasure token. Crew 2

Artifact
Magmatic Galleon (lci) 376
Nautiloid Ship

Flying When this Vehicle enters, exile target player's graveyard. Whenever this Vehicle deals combat damage to a player, you may put a creature card exiled with this Vehicle onto the battlefield under your control. Crew 3

Artifact
Nautiloid Ship (clb) 328
Pongify

Destroy target creature. It can't be regenerated. Its controller creates a 3/3 green Ape creature token.

Instant
Pongify (otc) 106
Skysovereign, Consul Flagship

Flying Whenever Skysovereign enters or attacks, it deals 3 damage to target creature or planeswalker an opponent controls. Crew 3 (Tap any number of creatures you control with total power 3 or more: This Vehicle becomes an artifact creature until end of turn.)

Artifact
Skysovereign, Consul Flagship (nec) 159
Terminate

Destroy target creature. It can't be regenerated.

Instant
Terminate (acr) 98
Unlicensed Hearse

{T}: Exile up to two target cards from a single graveyard. Unlicensed Hearse's power and toughness are each equal to the number of cards exiled with it. Crew 2

Artifact
Unlicensed Hearse (sld) 1772
Walk the Plank

Destroy target non-Merfolk creature.

Sorcery
Walk the Plank (xln) 130
Withering Torment

Destroy target creature or enchantment. You lose 2 life.

Instant
Withering Torment (dsk) 124

Removal

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Tutor

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Deadeye Quartermaster

When this creature enters, you may search your library for an Equipment or Vehicle card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Creature
Deadeye Quartermaster (xln) 50

Tutor

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Anthem

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Dire Fleet Neckbreaker

Attacking Pirates you control get +2/+0.

Creature
Dire Fleet Neckbreaker (rix) 156
Fell Flagship

Pirates you control get +1/+0. Whenever this Vehicle deals combat damage to a player, that player discards a card. Crew 3 (Tap any number of creatures you control with total power 3 or more: This Vehicle becomes an artifact creature until end of turn.)

Artifact
Fell Flagship (xln) 238

Anthem

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Evasion

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Clamorous Ironclad

Menace (This creature can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.) Crew 3 (Tap any number of creatures you control with total power 3 or more: This Vehicle becomes an artifact creature until end of turn.) Cycling {R} ({R}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Artifact
Clamorous Ironclad (dft) 117
Fathom Fleet Captain

Menace Whenever this creature attacks, if you control another nontoken Pirate, you may pay {2}. If you do, create a 2/2 black Pirate creature token with menace.

Creature
Fathom Fleet Captain (lcc) 197
Storm Fleet Sprinter

Haste This creature can't be blocked.

Creature
Storm Fleet Sprinter (rix) 172
Warkite Marauder

Flying Whenever this creature attacks, target creature defending player controls loses all abilities and has base power and toughness 0/1 until end of turn.

Creature
Warkite Marauder (lcc) 179

Evasion

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Pump

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Dire Fleet Captain

Whenever this creature attacks, it gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each other attacking Pirate.

Creature
Dire Fleet Captain (xln) 221

Pump

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Sac Outlet

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Dargo, the Shipwrecker

As an additional cost to cast this spell, you may sacrifice any number of artifacts and/or creatures. This spell costs {2} less to cast for each permanent sacrificed this way and {2} less to cast for each other artifact or creature you've sacrificed this turn. Trample Partner (You can have two commanders if both have partner.)

Creature
Dargo, the Shipwrecker (spg) 7

Sac Outlet

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Board Wipe

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Blasphemous Act

This spell costs {1} less to cast for each creature on the battlefield. Blasphemous Act deals 13 damage to each creature.

Sorcery
Blasphemous Act (lcc) 216
Blood Money

Destroy all creatures. For each nontoken creature destroyed this way, you create a tapped Treasure token.

Sorcery
Blood Money (clb) 116
Evacuation

Return all creatures to their owners' hands.

Instant
Evacuation (lcc) 156

Board Wipe

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Finisher

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Revel in Riches

Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.") At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control ten or more Treasures, you win the game.

Enchantment
Revel in Riches (plst) XLN-117

Finisher

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Ramp

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Arcane Signet

{T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.

Artifact
Arcane Signet (ltc) 273
Breeches, Eager Pillager

First strike Whenever a Pirate you control attacks, choose one that hasn't been chosen this turn — • Create a Treasure token. • Target creature can't block this turn. • Exile the top card of your library. You may play it this turn.

Creature
Breeches, Eager Pillager (lci) 137
Careening Mine Cart

Whenever this Vehicle attacks, create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.") Crew 1 (Tap any number of creatures you control with total power 1 or more: This Vehicle becomes an artifact creature until end of turn.)

Artifact
Careening Mine Cart (lci) 247
Ragavan, Nimble Pilferer

Whenever Ragavan deals combat damage to a player, create a Treasure token and exile the top card of that player's library. Until end of turn, you may cast that card. Dash {1}{R} (You may cast this spell for its dash cost. If you do, it gains haste, and it's returned from the battlefield to its owner's hand at the beginning of the next end step.)

Creature
Ragavan, Nimble Pilferer (mh2) 138
Raiders' Karve

Whenever this Vehicle attacks, look at the top card of your library. If it's a land card, you may put it onto the battlefield tapped. Crew 3 (Tap any number of creatures you control with total power 3 or more: This Vehicle becomes an artifact creature until end of turn.)

Artifact
Raiders' Karve (j22) 793
Ramirez DePietro, Pillager

When Ramirez DePietro enters, you lose 2 life and create two Treasure tokens. Whenever one or more Pirates you control deal combat damage to a player, exile the top card of that player's library. You may cast that card for as long as it remains exiled.

Creature
Ramirez DePietro, Pillager (lcc) 285
Sol Ring

{T}: Add {C}{C}.

Artifact
Sol Ring (clb) 871
Talisman of Creativity

{T}: Add {C}. {T}: Add {U} or {R}. This artifact deals 1 damage to you.

Artifact
Talisman of Creativity (who) 248
Talisman of Dominance

{T}: Add {C}. {T}: Add {U} or {B}. This artifact deals 1 damage to you.

Artifact
Talisman of Dominance (clb) 877
Talisman of Indulgence

{T}: Add {C}. {T}: Add {B} or {R}. This artifact deals 1 damage to you.

Artifact
Talisman of Indulgence (e01) 91
The Belligerent

Whenever The Belligerent attacks, create a Treasure token. Until end of turn, you may look at the top card of your library any time, and you may play lands and cast spells from the top of your library. Crew 3

Artifact
The Belligerent (lci) 225
Xorn

If you would create one or more Treasure tokens, instead create those tokens plus an additional Treasure token.

Creature
Xorn (sld) 876

Ramp

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Theft

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Admiral Beckett Brass

Other Pirates you control get +1/+1. At the beginning of your end step, gain control of target nonland permanent controlled by a player who was dealt combat damage by three or more Pirates this turn.

Creature
Admiral Beckett Brass (sld) 1561
Don Andres, the Renegade

Each creature you control but don't own gets +2/+2, has menace and deathtouch, and is a Pirate in addition to its other types. Whenever you cast a noncreature spell you don't own, create two tapped Treasure tokens.

Creature
Don Andres, the Renegade (lcc) 6

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Counters

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Captain Storm, Cosmium Raider

Whenever an artifact you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target Pirate you control.

Creature
Captain Storm, Cosmium Raider (lci) 303

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Land

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Command Tower

{T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.

Land
Command Tower (c17) 242
Crumbling Necropolis

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {U}, {B}, or {R}.

Land
Crumbling Necropolis (lcc) 326
Darkwater Catacombs

{1}, {T}: Add {U}{B}.

Land
Darkwater Catacombs (clb) 889
Desolate Lighthouse

{T}: Add {C}. {1}{U}{R}, {T}: Draw a card, then discard a card.

Land
Desolate Lighthouse (lcc) 327
Dragonskull Summit

This land enters tapped unless you control a Swamp or a Mountain. {T}: Add {B} or {R}.

Land
Dragonskull Summit (xln) 252
Drowned Catacomb

This land enters tapped unless you control an Island or a Swamp. {T}: Add {U} or {B}.

Land
Drowned Catacomb (xln) 253
Evolving Wilds

{T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Land
Evolving Wilds (vow) 263
Ferrous Lake

{1}, {T}: Add {U}{R}.

Land
Ferrous Lake (otc) 294
Island

({T}: Add {U}.)

Land
Island (acr) 103
Mountain

({T}: Add {R}.)

Land
Mountain (acr) 108
Mutavault

{T}: Add {C}. {1}: This land becomes a 2/2 creature with all creature types until end of turn. It's still a land.

Land
Mutavault (clb) 903
Path of Ancestry

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity. When that mana is spent to cast a creature spell that shares a creature type with your commander, scry 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put that card on the bottom.)

Land
Path of Ancestry (cmr) 353
Reliquary Tower

You have no maximum hand size. {T}: Add {C}.

Land
Reliquary Tower (cmm) 425
Restless Reef

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {U} or {B}. {2}{U}{B}: Until end of turn, this land becomes a 4/4 blue and black Shark creature with deathtouch. It's still a land. Whenever this land attacks, target player mills four cards.

Land
Restless Reef (lci) 349
Riverglide Pathway

Land
Riverglide Pathway // Lavaglide Pathway (plst) ZNR-264Riverglide Pathway // Lavaglide Pathway (plst) ZNR-264
Shivan Reef

{T}: Add {C}. {T}: Add {U} or {R}. This land deals 1 damage to you.

Land
Shivan Reef (c20) 310
Smoldering Marsh

({T}: Add {B} or {R}.) This land enters tapped unless you control two or more basic lands.

Land
Smoldering Marsh (lcc) 353
Steam Vents

({T}: Add {U} or {R}.) As this land enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.

Land
Steam Vents (rvr) 288
Stormcarved Coast

This land enters tapped unless you control two or more other lands. {T}: Add {U} or {R}.

Land
Stormcarved Coast (vow) 265
Sulfur Falls

This land enters tapped unless you control an Island or a Mountain. {T}: Add {U} or {R}.

Land
Sulfur Falls (lcc) 354
Sulfurous Springs

{T}: Add {C}. {T}: Add {B} or {R}. This land deals 1 damage to you.

Land
Sulfurous Springs (pdmu) 256s
Sunken Hollow

({T}: Add {U} or {B}.) This land enters tapped unless you control two or more basic lands.

Land
Sunken Hollow (clb) 918
Swamp

({T}: Add {B}.)

Land
Swamp (acr) 106
Terramorphic Expanse

{T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Land
Terramorphic Expanse (lcc) 360
Treasure Vault

{T}: Add {C}. {X}{X}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Create X Treasure tokens.

Artifact Land
Treasure Vault (afr) 261
Unclaimed Territory

As this land enters, choose a creature type. {T}: Add {C}. {T}: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to cast a creature spell of the chosen type.

Land
Unclaimed Territory (lcc) 366

Land

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Recursion

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Admiral Brass, Unsinkable

When Admiral Brass enters, mill four cards. At the beginning of combat on your turn, you may return target Pirate creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield with a finality counter on it. It has base power and toughness 4/4. It gains haste until end of turn. (If a creature with a finality counter on it would die, exile it instead.)

Creature
Admiral Brass, Unsinkable (lcc) 1
March of the Drowned

Choose one — • Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. • Return two target Pirate cards from your graveyard to your hand.

Sorcery
March of the Drowned (xln) 112

Recursion

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Tokens

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Daring Piracy

At the beginning of combat on your turn, create a 1/1 red Pirate creature token with menace and haste. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step.

Enchantment
Daring Piracy (j22) 33
Kari Zev, Skyship Raider

First strike, menace Whenever Kari Zev attacks, create Ragavan, a legendary 2/1 red Monkey creature token. Ragavan enters tapped and attacking. Exile that token at end of combat.

Creature
Kari Zev, Skyship Raider (lcc) 227

Tokens

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Maybeboard

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Captain Lannery Storm

Haste Whenever Captain Lannery Storm attacks, create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.") Whenever you sacrifice a Treasure, Captain Lannery Storm gets +1/+0 until end of turn.

Creature
Captain Lannery Storm (mul) 20
Prismari Command

Choose two — • Prismari Command deals 2 damage to any target. • Target player draws two cards, then discards two cards. • Target player creates a Treasure token. • Destroy target artifact.

Instant
Prismari Command (lcc) 279
Siren Reaver

Raid — This spell costs {1} less to cast if you attacked this turn. Flying

Creature
Siren Reaver (rix) 54
Tyrant's Scorn

Choose one — • Destroy target creature with mana value 3 or less. • Return target creature to its owner's hand.

Instant
Tyrant's Scorn (otp) 56

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Tokens & Extras

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Ape

Creature Token
Ape (tm3c) 14
Pirate

Menace (This creature can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.)

Creature Token
Pirate (tlcc) 5
Ragavan

Creature Token
Ragavan (tlcc) 7
Shapeshifter

Changeling (This token is every creature type.)

Creature Token
Shapeshifter (tlcc) 1
Skeleton Pirate

Creature Token
Skeleton Pirate (tlci) 8
The Monarch

At the beginning of your end step, draw a card. Whenever a creature deals combat damage to you, its controller becomes the monarch.

Card
The Monarch (tlcc) 18
Treasure

{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.

Artifact Token
Treasure (tacr) 6

Tokens & Extras

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0 mana - 7 cards
28 pips - 24 cards
25 mana - 25 cards
21 pips - 19 cards
22 mana - 22 cards
27 pips - 25 cards
24 mana - 24 cards
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0 mana - 7 cards
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12 mana - 11 cards
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