Go for the Throat

Pongify

Destroy target creature. It can't be regenerated. Its controller creates a 3/3 green Ape creature token.

Ornithopter

Thought Vessel

You have no maximum hand size.
{T}: Add {C}.

Changeling Outcast

Changeling (This card is every creature type.)
This creature can't block and can't be blocked.

Dismember

({B/P} can be paid with either {B} or 2 life.)
Target creature gets -5/-5 until end of turn.

Sol Ring

Serum Snare

Return target nonland permanent to its owner's hand. If that permanent had mana value 3 or less, proliferate. (Choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.)

Flesh Reaver

Whenever this creature deals damage to a creature or opponent, this creature deals that much damage to you.

Toxic Deluge

As an additional cost to cast this spell, pay X life.
All creatures get -X/-X until end of turn.

Temple of Deceit

This land enters tapped.
When this land enters, scry 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put that card on the bottom.)
{T}: Add {U} or {B}.

Murkwater Pathway

Clearwater Pathway

Clearwater Pathway // Murkwater Pathway

Escape Artist

This creature can't be blocked.
{U}, Discard a card: Return this creature to its owner's hand.

Ebonblade Reaper

Whenever this creature attacks, you lose half your life, rounded up.
Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, that player loses half their life, rounded up.
Morph {3}{B}{B} (You may cast this card face down as a 2/2 creature for {3}. Turn it face up any time for its morph cost.)

Evil Eye of Urborg

Non-Eye creatures you control can't attack.
Whenever this creature becomes blocked by a creature, destroy that creature.

Shipwreck Marsh

This land enters tapped unless you control two or more other lands.
{T}: Add {U} or {B}.

Slither Blade

Run Away Together

Choose two target creatures controlled by different players. Return those creatures to their owners' hands.

Negate

Rapid Hybridization

Destroy target creature. It can't be regenerated. That creature's controller creates a 3/3 green Frog Lizard creature token.

Darkwater Catacombs

An Offer You Can't Refuse

Counter target noncreature spell. Its controller creates two Treasure tokens. (They're artifacts with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")

River Sneak

This creature can't be blocked.
Whenever another Merfolk you control enters, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.

Blighted Agent

Infect (This creature deals damage to creatures in the form of -1/-1 counters and to players in the form of poison counters.)
This creature can't be blocked.

Desecration Elemental

Fear (This creature can't be blocked except by artifact creatures and/or black creatures.)
Whenever a player casts a spell, sacrifice a creature.

Phyrexian Negator

Trample
Whenever this creature is dealt damage, sacrifice that many permanents.

Island

Talisman of Dominance

{T}: Add {C}.
{T}: Add {U} or {B}. This artifact deals 1 damage to you.

Sunken Ruins

{T}: Add {C}.
{U/B}, {T}: Add {U}{U}, {U}{B}, or {B}{B}.

Asmodeus the Archfiend

Binding Contract — If you would draw a card, exile the top card of your library face down instead.
{B}{B}{B}: Draw seven cards.
{B}: Return all cards exiled with Asmodeus to their owner's hand and you lose that much life.

Resculpt

Exile target artifact or creature. Its controller creates a 4/4 blue and red Elemental creature token.

Greater Harvester

At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice a permanent.
Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, that player sacrifices two permanents of their choice.

Watery Grave

({T}: Add {U} or {B}.)
As this land enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.

Underground River

{T}: Add {C}.
{T}: Add {U} or {B}. This land deals 1 damage to you.

Morphic Pool

This land enters tapped unless you have two or more opponents.
{T}: Add {U} or {B}.

Jon Irenicus, Shattered One

At the beginning of your end step, target opponent gains control of up to one target creature you control. Put two +1/+1 counters on it and tap it. It's goaded for the rest of the game and it gains "This creature can't be sacrificed." (It attacks each combat if able and attacks a player other than you if able.)
Whenever a creature you own but don't control attacks, you draw a card.

Mist-Cloaked Herald

Dimir Aqueduct

This land enters tapped.
When this land enters, return a land you control to its owner's hand.
{T}: Add {U}{B}.

Drinker of Sorrow

This creature can't block.
Whenever this creature deals combat damage, sacrifice a permanent.

Grid Monitor

Arcane Signet

{T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.

Rotting Regisaur

At the beginning of your upkeep, discard a card.

Accursed Marauder

When this creature enters, each player sacrifices a nontoken creature of their choice.

Evil Eye of Orms-by-Gore

Non-Eye creatures you control can't attack.
This creature can't be blocked except by Walls.

Charcoal Diamond

This artifact enters tapped.
{T}: Add {B}.

Command Tower

Mind Stone

{T}: Add {C}.
{1}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.

Inkfathom Infiltrator

This creature can't block and can't be blocked.

Swamp

Sygg, River Cutthroat

At the beginning of each end step, if an opponent lost 3 or more life this turn, you may draw a card. (Damage causes loss of life.)

Triton Shorestalker

Tormented Soul

Gudul Lurker

This creature can't be blocked.
Megamorph {U} (You may cast this card face down as a 2/2 creature for {3}. Turn it face up any time for its megamorph cost and put a +1/+1 counter on it.)

Gray Harbor Merfolk

This creature can't be blocked.
This creature gets +2/+0 as long as you control a commander that's a creature or planeswalker.

Star Compass

This artifact enters tapped.
{T}: Add one mana of any color that a basic land you control could produce.

Steel Golem

Dimir Infiltrator

This creature can't be blocked.
Transmute {1}{U}{B} ({1}{U}{B}, Discard this card: Search your library for a card with the same mana value as this card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. Transmute only as a sorcery.)

Necrotic Hex

Each player sacrifices six creatures of their choice. You create six tapped 2/2 black Zombie creature tokens.

Abyssal Persecutor

Flying, trample
You can't win the game and your opponents can't lose the game.

Ornithopter of Paradise

Undercity Sewers

({T}: Add {U} or {B}.)
This land enters tapped.
When this land enters, surveil 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put it into your graveyard.)

Drowned Catacomb

This land enters tapped unless you control an Island or a Swamp.
{T}: Add {U} or {B}.

Metathran Soldier

Spark Double

You may have this creature enter as a copy of a creature or planeswalker you control, except it enters with an additional +1/+1 counter on it if it's a creature, it enters with an additional loyalty counter on it if it's a planeswalker, and it isn't legendary.

Dimir Signet

Liquimetal Torque

{T}: Add {C}.
{T}: Target nonland permanent becomes an artifact in addition to its other types until end of turn.

Infernal Grasp

Destroy target creature. You lose 2 life.

Arcane Denial

Counter target spell. Its controller may draw up to two cards at the beginning of the next turn's upkeep.
You draw a card at the beginning of the next turn's upkeep.

Invisible Stalker

Hexproof (This creature can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control.)
This creature can't be blocked.

Counterspell

Reality Shift

Exile target creature. Its controller manifests the top card of their library. (That player puts the top card of their library onto the battlefield face down as a 2/2 creature. If it's a creature card, it can be turned face up any time for its mana cost.)

Sky Diamond

This artifact enters tapped.
{T}: Add {U}.

Vedalken Infiltrator

This creature can't be blocked.
Metalcraft — This creature gets +1/+0 as long as you control three or more artifacts.

Taniwha

Trample
Phasing (This phases in or out before you untap during each of your untap steps. While it's phased out, it's treated as though it doesn't exist.)
At the beginning of your upkeep, all lands you control phase out. (They phase in before you untap during your next untap step.)

Fellwar Stone

{T}: Add one mana of any color that a land an opponent controls could produce.

Phyrexian Soulgorger

Cumulative upkeep—Sacrifice a creature. (At the beginning of your upkeep, put an age counter on this permanent, then sacrifice it unless you pay its upkeep cost for each age counter on it.)

Aether Figment

Kicker {3} (You may pay an additional {3} as you cast this spell.)
If this creature was kicked, it enters with two +1/+1 counters on it.
This creature can't be blocked.