Misfortune

An opponent chooses one —
• You put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control and gain 4 life.
• You put a -1/-1 counter on each creature that player controls and Misfortune deals 4 damage to that player.

Morgue Theft

Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.
Flashback {4}{B} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Spider Climb

You may cast Spider Climb as though it had flash. If you cast it any time a sorcery couldn't have been cast, the controller of the permanent it becomes sacrifices it at the beginning of the next cleanup step.
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +0/+3 and has reach. (It can block creatures with flying.)

Captured by the Consulate

Enchant creature you don't control
Enchanted creature can't attack.
Whenever an opponent casts a spell, if it has a single target, change the target to enchanted creature if able.

Spiteful Blow

Intervene

Counter target spell that targets a creature.

Verdant Eidolon

{G}, Sacrifice Verdant Eidolon: Add three mana of any one color.
Whenever you cast a multicolored spell, you may return Verdant Eidolon from your graveyard to your hand.

Willow Faerie

Basal Thrull

Repentant Blacksmith

Bouncing Beebles

Bouncing Beebles can't be blocked as long as defending player controls an artifact.

Bitterblossom

At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 1 life and create a 1/1 black Faerie Rogue creature token with flying.

Gaea's Blessing

Target player shuffles up to three target cards from their graveyard into their library.
Draw a card.
When Gaea's Blessing is put into your graveyard from your library, shuffle your graveyard into your library.

Ether Well

Put target creature on top of its owner's library. If that creature is red, you may put it on the bottom of its owner's library instead.

White Scarab

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature can't be blocked by white creatures.
Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 as long as an opponent controls a white permanent.

Glissa's Scorn

Destroy target artifact. Its controller loses 1 life.

New Frontiers

Each player may search their library for up to X basic land cards and put them onto the battlefield tapped. Then each player who searched their library this way shuffles.

Gladecover Scout

Hexproof (This creature can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control.)

Growing Ranks

At the beginning of your upkeep, populate. (Create a token that's a copy of a creature token you control.)

Venomous Vines

Temple of the False God

{T}: Add {C}{C}. Activate only if you control five or more lands.

Fat Ass

Fat Ass gets +2/+2 and has trample as long as you're eating. (Gum isn't food. We checked.)

Bearscape

{1}{G}, Exile two cards from your graveyard: Create a 2/2 green Bear creature token.

The Prismatic Bridge

At the beginning of your upkeep, reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a creature or planeswalker card. Put that card onto the battlefield and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Esika, God of the Tree

Vigilance
{T}: Add one mana of any color.
Other legendary creatures you control have vigilance and "{T}: Add one mana of any color."

Esika, God of the Tree // The Prismatic Bridge

Kezzerdrix

First strike
At the beginning of your upkeep, if your opponents control no creatures, Kezzerdrix deals 4 damage to you.

Nimbus Naiad

Bestow {4}{U} (If you cast this card for its bestow cost, it's an Aura spell with enchant creature. It becomes a creature again if it's not attached to a creature.)
Flying
Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 and has flying.

Realms Uncharted

Search your library for up to four land cards with different names and reveal them. An opponent chooses two of those cards. Put the chosen cards into your graveyard and the rest into your hand. Then shuffle.

Generous Gift

Destroy target permanent. Its controller creates a 3/3 green Elephant creature token.

Anarchy

Kami of the Crescent Moon

At the beginning of each player's draw step, that player draws an additional card.

Uktabi Orangutan

When Uktabi Orangutan enters, destroy target artifact.

Razor Pendulum

At the beginning of each player's end step, if that player has 5 or less life, Razor Pendulum deals 2 damage to that player.

Zur's Weirding

Players play with their hands revealed.
If a player would draw a card, they reveal it instead. Then any other player may pay 2 life. If a player does, put that card into its owner's graveyard. Otherwise, that player draws a card.

Saffi Eriksdotter

Sacrifice Saffi Eriksdotter: When target creature is put into your graveyard this turn, return that card to the battlefield.

Marsh Goblins

Swampwalk (This creature can't be blocked as long as defending player controls a Swamp.)

Holy Light

Nonwhite creatures get -1/-1 until end of turn.

Guul Draz Vampire

As long as an opponent has 10 or less life, Guul Draz Vampire gets +2/+1 and has intimidate. (It can't be blocked except by artifact creatures and/or creatures that share a color with it.)

Raiding Party

Raiding Party can't be the target of white spells or abilities from white sources.
Sacrifice an Orc: Each player may tap any number of untapped white creatures they control. For each creature tapped this way, that player chooses up to two Plains. Then destroy all Plains that weren't chosen this way by any player.

Polymorph

Destroy target creature. It can't be regenerated. Its controller reveals cards from the top of their library until they reveal a creature card. The player puts that card onto the battlefield, then shuffles all other cards revealed this way into their library.

Archangel of Strife

Flying
As Archangel of Strife enters, each player chooses war or peace.
Creatures controlled by players who chose war get +3/+0.
Creatures controlled by players who chose peace get +0/+3.

Gluetius Maximus

As Gluetius Maximus enters, an opponent chooses one of your fingers. (Thumbs are fingers, too.)
When the chosen finger isn't touching Gluetius Maximus, sacrifice Gluetius Maximus.

Lat-Nam's Legacy

Shuffle a card from your hand into your library. If you do, draw two cards at the beginning of the next turn's upkeep.

Rod of Spanking

{2}, {T}: Rod of Spanking deals 1 damage to target player. Then untap Rod of Spanking unless that player says "Thank you, sir. May I have another?"

Blood Tribute

Kicker—Tap an untapped Vampire you control. (You may tap a Vampire you control in addition to any other costs as you cast this spell.)
Target opponent loses half their life, rounded up. If this spell was kicked, you gain life equal to the life lost this way.

Merseine

Enchant creature
Merseine enters with three net counters on it.
Enchanted creature doesn't untap during its controller's untap step if Merseine has a net counter on it.
Pay enchanted creature's mana cost: Remove a net counter from Merseine. Only the controller of the enchanted creature may activate this ability.

Giant Badger

Whenever Giant Badger blocks, it gets +2/+2 until end of turn.

Kaijin of the Vanishing Touch

Defender (This creature can't attack.)
Whenever Kaijin of the Vanishing Touch blocks a creature, return that creature to its owner's hand at end of combat. (Return it only if it's on the battlefield.)

Battle Frenzy

Green creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn.
Nongreen creatures you control get +1/+0 until end of turn.

Sylvan Hierophant

When Sylvan Hierophant dies, exile Sylvan Hierophant, then return another target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.

Electrickery

Electrickery deals 1 damage to target creature you don't control.
Overload {1}{R} (You may cast this spell for its overload cost. If you do, change "target" in its text to "each.")

Sivitri Scarzam

Wrath of God

Destroy all creatures. They can't be regenerated.

Mana Clash

You and target opponent each flip a coin. Mana Clash deals 1 damage to each player whose coin comes up tails. Repeat this process until both players' coins come up heads on the same flip.

Jackal Pup

Whenever Jackal Pup is dealt damage, it deals that much damage to you.

Earthbind

Enchant creature
When Earthbind enters, if enchanted creature has flying, Earthbind deals 2 damage to that creature and Earthbind gains "Enchanted creature loses flying."

Sylvan Scrying

Search your library for a land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Weed Strangle

Destroy target creature. Clash with an opponent. If you win, you gain life equal to that creature's toughness. (Each clashing player reveals the top card of their library, then puts that card on the top or bottom. A player wins if their card had a higher mana value.)

Luminous Angel

Flying
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may create a 1/1 white Spirit creature token with flying.

Spirit of the Spires

Flying
Other creatures you control with flying get +0/+1.

Goblin Diplomats

{T}: Each creature attacks this turn if able.

Vampirism

Enchant creature
When Vampirism enters, draw a card at the beginning of the next turn's upkeep.
Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 for each other creature you control.
Other creatures you control get -1/-1.

Razia, Boros Archangel

Flying, vigilance, haste
{T}: The next 3 damage that would be dealt to target creature you control this turn is dealt to another target creature instead.