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Artifact

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Paradise Mantle

Equipped creature has "{T}: Add one mana of any color." Equip {1}

Artifact
Paradise Mantle (mma) 211
Rod of Spanking

{2}, {T}: This artifact deals 1 damage to target player. Then untap this artifact unless that player says "Thank you, sir. May I have another?"

Artifact
Rod of Spanking (unh) 127

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Planeswalker

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Kiora, Master of the Depths

+1: Untap up to one target creature and up to one target land. −2: Reveal the top four cards of your library. You may put a creature card and/or a land card from among them into your hand. Put the rest into your graveyard. −8: You get an emblem with "Whenever a creature you control enters, you may have it fight target creature." Then create three 8/8 blue Octopus creature tokens.

Planeswalker
Kiora, Master of the Depths (bfz) 213
Kiora, the Crashing Wave

+1: Until your next turn, prevent all damage that would be dealt to and dealt by target permanent an opponent controls. −1: Draw a card. You may play an additional land this turn. −5: You get an emblem with "At the beginning of your end step, create a 9/9 blue Kraken creature token."

Planeswalker
Kiora, the Crashing Wave (bng) 149
Liliana of the Dark Realms

+1: Search your library for a Swamp card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. −3: Target creature gets +X/+X or -X/-X until end of turn, where X is the number of Swamps you control. −6: You get an emblem with "Swamps you control have '{T}: Add {B}{B}{B}{B}.'"

Planeswalker
Liliana of the Dark Realms (m14) 102
Liliana of the Veil

+1: Each player discards a card. −2: Target player sacrifices a creature. −6: Separate all permanents target player controls into two piles. That player sacrifices all permanents in the pile of their choice.

Planeswalker
Liliana of the Veil (uma) 104
Nissa Revane

+1: Search your library for a card named Nissa's Chosen, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. +1: You gain 2 life for each Elf you control. −7: Search your library for any number of Elf creature cards, put them onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Planeswalker
Nissa Revane (plst) ZEN-170

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Creature

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Akroma, Angel of Fury

This spell can't be countered. Flying, trample, protection from white and from blue {R}: Akroma gets +1/+0 until end of turn. Morph {3}{R}{R}{R} (You may cast this card face down as a 2/2 creature for {3}. Turn it face up any time for its morph cost.)

Creature
Akroma, Angel of Fury (mkc) 146
Akroma, Angel of Wrath

Flying, first strike, vigilance, trample, haste, protection from black and from red

Creature
Akroma, Angel of Wrath (lgn) 1
Amy Pond

Partner with Rory Williams (When this creature enters, target player may put Rory into their hand from their library, then shuffle.) Whenever Amy Pond deals combat damage to a player, choose a suspended card you own and remove that many time counters from it. Doctor's companion (You can have two commanders if the other is the Doctor.)

Creature
Amy Pond (who) 378
Avacyn, Angel of Hope

Flying, vigilance, indestructible Other permanents you control have indestructible.

Creature
Avacyn, Angel of Hope (cmm) 14
Basandra, Battle Seraph

Flying Players can't cast spells during combat. {R}: Target creature attacks this turn if able.

Creature
Basandra, Battle Seraph (cma) 174
Bronze Bombshell

When a player other than this creature's owner controls it, that player sacrifices it. If the player does, this creature deals 7 damage to the player.

Creature Artifact
Bronze Bombshell (dis) 160
Child of Alara

Trample When Child of Alara dies, destroy all nonland permanents. They can't be regenerated.

Creature
Child of Alara (sld) 1599
Chosen of Markov

Creature
Chosen of Markov // Markov's Servant (dka) 55Chosen of Markov // Markov's Servant (dka) 55
Clara Oswald

Impossible Girl — If Clara Oswald is your commander, choose a color before the game begins. Clara Oswald is the chosen color. If a triggered ability of a Doctor you control triggers, that ability triggers an additional time. Doctor's companion (You can have two commanders if the other is the Doctor.)

Creature
Clara Oswald (who) 332
Dryad Sophisticate

Nonbasic landwalk (This creature can't be blocked as long as defending player controls a nonbasic land.)

Creature
Dryad Sophisticate (gpt) 83
Elvish Ranger

Creature
Elvish Ranger (all) 88a
Enthralling Victor

When this creature enters, gain control of target creature an opponent controls with power 2 or less until end of turn. Untap that creature. It gains haste until end of turn. (It can attack and {T} this turn.)

Creature
Enthralling Victor (plst) BBD-176
Fat Ass

This creature gets +2/+2 and has trample as long as you're eating. (Gum isn't food. We checked.)

Creature
Fat Ass (unh) 95
Gladecover Scout

Hexproof (This creature can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control.)

Creature
Gladecover Scout (m14) 176
Goldberry, River-Daughter

{T}: Move a counter of each kind not on Goldberry from another target permanent you control onto Goldberry. {U}, {T}: Move one or more counters from Goldberry onto another target permanent you control. If you do, draw a card.

Creature
Goldberry, River-Daughter (ltr) 351
Hushbringer

Flying, lifelink Creatures entering or dying don't cause abilities to trigger.

Creature
Hushbringer (eld) 18
Jaya Ballard, Task Mage

{R}, {T}, Discard a card: Destroy target blue permanent. {1}{R}, {T}, Discard a card: Jaya Ballard deals 3 damage to any target. A creature dealt damage this way can't be regenerated this turn. {5}{R}{R}, {T}, Discard a card: Jaya Ballard deals 6 damage to each creature and each player.

Creature
Jaya Ballard, Task Mage (tsr) 172
Kemba, Kha Regent

At the beginning of your upkeep, create a 2/2 white Cat creature token for each Equipment attached to Kemba.

Creature
Kemba, Kha Regent (c17) 63
Korozda Gorgon

Deathtouch {2}, Remove a +1/+1 counter from a creature you control: Target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn.

Creature
Korozda Gorgon (dgm) 78
Nullmage Shepherd

Tap four untapped creatures you control: Destroy target artifact or enchantment.

Creature
Nullmage Shepherd (scd) 200
Phage the Untouchable

When Phage enters, if you didn't cast it from your hand, you lose the game. Whenever Phage deals combat damage to a creature, destroy that creature. It can't be regenerated. Whenever Phage deals combat damage to a player, that player loses the game.

Creature
Phage the Untouchable (cns) 120
Primal Clay

As this creature enters, it becomes your choice of a 3/3 artifact creature, a 2/2 artifact creature with flying, or a 1/6 Wall artifact creature with defender in addition to its other types. (A creature with defender can't attack.)

Creature Artifact
Primal Clay (a25) 228
Red-Hot Hottie

Whenever this creature deals damage to a creature, put a third-degree-burn counter on that creature. It gains "At the beginning of each end step, sacrifice this creature unless you scream 'Aaah!' at the top of your lungs."

Creature
Red-Hot Hottie (unh) 86
Rose Tyler

Rose Tyler gets +1/+1 for each time counter on it. Bad Wolf — Whenever Rose Tyler attacks, put a time counter on it for each suspended card you own and each other permanent you control with a time counter on it. Doctor's companion (You can have two commanders if the other is the Doctor.)

Creature
Rose Tyler (who) 346
Siona, Captain of the Pyleas

When Siona enters, look at the top seven cards of your library. You may reveal an Aura card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. Whenever an Aura you control becomes attached to a creature you control, create a 1/1 white Human Soldier creature token.

Creature
Siona, Captain of the Pyleas (woc) 144
Sisay, Weatherlight Captain

Sisay gets +1/+1 for each color among other legendary permanents you control. {W}{U}{B}{R}{G}: Search your library for a legendary permanent card with mana value less than Sisay's power, put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Creature
Sisay, Weatherlight Captain (plst) MH1-29
Sisters of Stone Death

{G}: Target creature blocks Sisters of Stone Death this turn if able. {B}{G}: Exile target creature blocking or blocked by Sisters of Stone Death. {2}{B}: Put a creature card exiled with Sisters of Stone Death onto the battlefield under your control.

Creature
Sisters of Stone Death (rav) 231
Somberwald Sage

{T}: Add three mana of any one color. Spend this mana only to cast creature spells.

Creature
Somberwald Sage (mic) 144
Spearpoint Oread

Bestow {5}{R} (If you cast this card for its bestow cost, it's an Aura spell with enchant creature. It becomes a creature again if it's not attached to a creature.) First strike Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 and has first strike.

Creature Enchantment
Spearpoint Oread (ths) 141
Spore Flower

At the beginning of your upkeep, put a spore counter on this creature. Remove three spore counters from this creature: Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt this turn.

Creature
Spore Flower (fem) 73
Storm Spirit

Flying {T}: This creature deals 2 damage to target creature.

Creature
Storm Spirit (ice) 303
Stormcaller of Keranos

Haste {1}{U}: Scry 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put that card on the bottom.)

Creature
Stormcaller of Keranos (bng) 112
Sylvan Ranger

When this creature enters, you may search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Creature
Sylvan Ranger (woc) 134
Tasigur, the Golden Fang

Delve (Each card you exile from your graveyard while casting this spell pays for {1}.) {2}{G/U}{G/U}: Mill two cards, then return a nonland card of an opponent's choice from your graveyard to your hand.

Creature
Tasigur, the Golden Fang (sld) 1396
Thalia, Guardian of Thraben

First strike Noncreature spells cost {1} more to cast.

Creature
Thalia, Guardian of Thraben (wmc) 2015
Tormented Angel

Flying

Creature
Tormented Angel (uds) 22
Trap Runner

{T}: Target unblocked attacking creature becomes blocked. Activate only during combat after blockers are declared. (This ability works on creatures that can't be blocked.)

Creature
Trap Runner (mmq) 55
Uktabi Orangutan

When this creature enters, destroy target artifact.

Creature
Uktabi Orangutan (j22) 133
Vampire Hexmage

First strike Sacrifice this creature: Remove all counters from target permanent.

Creature
Vampire Hexmage (plst) C14-168
Vendilion Clique

Flash Flying When Vendilion Clique enters, look at target player's hand. You may choose a nonland card from it. If you do, that player reveals the chosen card, puts it on the bottom of their library, then draws a card.

Creature
Vendilion Clique (sld) 118
Vine Trellis

Defender (This creature can't attack.) {T}: Add {G}.

Creature
Vine Trellis (gvl) 4
Whirlpool Warrior

When this creature enters, shuffle the cards from your hand into your library, then draw that many cards. {R}, Sacrifice this creature: Each player shuffles the cards from their hand into their library, then draws that many cards.

Creature
Whirlpool Warrior (plst) APC-36
Yavimaya Enchantress

This creature gets +1/+1 for each enchantment on the battlefield.

Creature
Yavimaya Enchantress (c18) 167

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Sorcery

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Alluring Scent

All creatures able to block target creature this turn do so.

Sorcery
Alluring Scent (s99) 124
Blood Tribute

Kicker—Tap an untapped Vampire you control. (You may tap a Vampire you control in addition to any other costs as you cast this spell.) Target opponent loses half their life, rounded up. If this spell was kicked, you gain life equal to the life lost this way.

Sorcery
Blood Tribute (c17) 100
Deadly Allure

Target creature gains deathtouch until end of turn and must be blocked this turn if able. Flashback {G} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Sorcery
Deadly Allure (dka) 58
New Frontiers

Each player may search their library for up to X basic land cards and put them onto the battlefield tapped. Then each player who searched their library this way shuffles.

Sorcery
New Frontiers (ody) 257
Resurrection

Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Sorcery
Resurrection (3ed) 34
Reversal of Fortune

Target opponent reveals their hand. You may copy an instant or sorcery card in it. If you do, you may cast the copy without paying its mana cost.

Sorcery
Reversal of Fortune (5dn) 77
Shattered Dreams

Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose an artifact card from it. That player discards that card.

Sorcery
Shattered Dreams (5dn) 59
Slave of Bolas

Gain control of target creature. Untap that creature. It gains haste until end of turn. Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step.

Sorcery
Slave of Bolas (plst) E01-86
Traitorous Instinct

Gain control of target creature until end of turn. Untap that creature. Until end of turn, it gets +2/+0 and gains haste.

Sorcery
Traitorous Instinct (mm3) 114
Treasured Find

Return target card from your graveyard to your hand. Exile Treasured Find.

Sorcery
Treasured Find (ddm) 70

Sorcery

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Enchantment

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Earthbind

Enchant creature When Earthbind enters, if enchanted creature has flying, Earthbind deals 2 damage to that creature and Earthbind gains "Enchanted creature loses flying."

Enchantment
Earthbind (3ed) 147
Omniscience

You may cast spells from your hand without paying their mana costs.

Enchantment
Omniscience (wot) 70
Smothering Tithe

Whenever an opponent draws a card, that player may pay {2}. If the player doesn't, you create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")

Enchantment
Smothering Tithe (wot) 67

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Instant

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Cloudshift

Exile target creature you control, then return that card to the battlefield under your control.

Instant
Cloudshift (plst) A25-7
Denied!

Choose a card name, then target spell's controller reveals their hand. If a card with the chosen name is revealed this way, counter that spell.

Instant
Denied! (ugl) 22
Essence Vortex

Destroy target creature unless its controller pays life equal to its toughness. A creature destroyed this way can't be regenerated.

Instant
Essence Vortex (ice) 287
Healing Leaves

Choose one — • Target player gains 3 life. • Prevent the next 3 damage that would be dealt to any target this turn.

Instant
Healing Leaves (plc) 150
Malicious Affliction

Morbid — When you cast this spell, if a creature died this turn, you may copy Malicious Affliction and may choose a new target for the copy. Destroy target nonblack creature.

Instant
Malicious Affliction (ema) 96
Realms Uncharted

Search your library for up to four land cards with different names and reveal them. An opponent chooses two of those cards. Put the chosen cards into your graveyard and the rest into your hand. Then shuffle.

Instant
Realms Uncharted (roe) 206
Save Life

Choose one — • Target player gains 2½ life. • Prevent the next 2½ damage that would be dealt to target creature this turn. Gotcha — If an opponent says "save" or "life," you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return Save Life from your graveyard to your hand.

Instant
Save Life (unh) 19
Sylvan Paradise

One or more target creatures become green until end of turn.

Instant
Sylvan Paradise (leg) 208
Tanglesap

Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt this turn by creatures without trample.

Instant
Tanglesap (zen) 186
Tel-Jilad Defiance

Target creature gains protection from artifacts until end of turn. Draw a card.

Instant
Tel-Jilad Defiance (som) 129
Vampire's Bite

Kicker {2}{B} (You may pay an additional {2}{B} as you cast this spell.) Target creature gets +3/+0 until end of turn. If this spell was kicked, that creature gains lifelink until end of turn. (Damage dealt by the creature also causes its controller to gain that much life.)

Instant
Vampire's Bite (ddk) 19
Vitalizing Cascade

You gain X plus 3 life.

Instant
Vitalizing Cascade (mir) 286

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Land

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Sulfurous Springs

{T}: Add {C}. {T}: Add {B} or {R}. This land deals 1 damage to you.

Land
Sulfurous Springs (dkm) 40

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Deck Info

Deck stats

25 pips - 18 cards
5 mana - 3 cards
14 pips - 11 cards
5 mana - 3 cards
26 pips - 17 cards
10 mana - 5 cards
18 pips - 13 cards
6 mana - 4 cards
32 pips - 28 cards
6 mana - 4 cards
0 pips - 0 cards
1 mana - 1 card
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