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9/16/2024
Can't stop hitting myself
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Est deck cost: $224.85
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Commander

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Zurgo Helmsmasher

Haste Zurgo attacks each combat if able. During your turn, Zurgo has indestructible. Whenever a creature dealt damage by Zurgo this turn dies, put a +1/+1 counter on Zurgo.

Creature
Zurgo Helmsmasher (ktk) 214

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Artifact

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Basilisk Collar

Equipped creature has deathtouch and lifelink. (Any amount of damage it deals to a creature is enough to destroy it. Damage dealt by this creature also causes you to gain that much life.) Equip {2} ({2}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Artifact
Basilisk Collar (clb) 300
Blazing Sunsteel

Equipped creature gets +1/+0 for each opponent you have. Whenever equipped creature is dealt damage, it deals that much damage to any target. Equip {4}

Artifact
Blazing Sunsteel (cmr) 364
Fiendlash

Equipped creature gets +2/+0 and has reach. Whenever equipped creature is dealt damage, it deals damage equal to its power to target player or planeswalker. Equip {2}{R}

Artifact
Fiendlash (cmm) 221

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Damage Targets

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Barbed Servitor

Indestructible When this creature enters, suspect it. (It has menace and can't block.) Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you draw a card and you lose 1 life. Whenever this creature is dealt damage, target opponent loses that much life.

Creature Artifact
Barbed Servitor (mkm) 77
Boros Reckoner

Whenever this creature is dealt damage, it deals that much damage to any target. {R/W}: This creature gains first strike until end of turn.

Creature
Boros Reckoner (mkc) 201
Brash Taunter

Indestructible Whenever this creature is dealt damage, it deals that much damage to target opponent. {2}{R}, {T}: This creature fights another target creature.

Creature
Brash Taunter (m21) 133
Donna Noble

Soulbond (You may pair this creature with another unpaired creature when either enters. They remain paired for as long as you control both of them.) Whenever Donna Noble or a creature it's paired with is dealt damage, Donna Noble deals that much damage to target opponent. Doctor's companion (You can have two commanders if the other is the Doctor.)

Creature
Donna Noble (who) 82
High Priest of Penance

Whenever this creature is dealt damage, you may destroy target nonland permanent.

Creature
High Priest of Penance (clb) 848
Metropolis Reformer

Flying, vigilance You have hexproof. Whenever this creature is dealt damage, you gain that much life.

Creature
Metropolis Reformer (mat) 4
Raptor Hatchling

Enrage — Whenever this creature is dealt damage, create a 3/3 green Dinosaur creature token with trample.

Creature
Raptor Hatchling (xln) 155
Screaming Nemesis

Haste Whenever this creature is dealt damage, it deals that much damage to any other target. If a player is dealt damage this way, they can't gain life for the rest of the game.

Creature
Screaming Nemesis (dsk) 157
Spitemare

Whenever this creature is dealt damage, it deals that much damage to any target.

Creature
Spitemare (ddh) 16
Stormwild Capridor

Flying If noncombat damage would be dealt to this creature, prevent that damage. Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature for each 1 damage prevented this way.

Creature
Stormwild Capridor (iko) 34
Stuffy Doll

Indestructible As this creature enters, choose a player. Whenever this creature is dealt damage, it deals that much damage to the chosen player. {T}: This creature deals 1 damage to itself.

Creature Artifact
Stuffy Doll (clb) 875
Wall of Hope

Defender (This creature can't attack.) Whenever this creature is dealt damage, you gain that much life.

Creature
Wall of Hope (lgn) 24

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Deal Damage

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Aether Flash

Whenever a creature enters, this enchantment deals 2 damage to it.

Enchantment
Aether Flash (wth) 88
Blasphemous Act

This spell costs {1} less to cast for each creature on the battlefield. Blasphemous Act deals 13 damage to each creature.

Sorcery
Blasphemous Act (isd) 130
Breath of Darigaaz

Kicker {2} (You may pay an additional {2} as you cast this spell.) Breath of Darigaaz deals 1 damage to each creature without flying and each player. If this spell was kicked, it deals 4 damage to each creature without flying and each player instead.

Sorcery
Breath of Darigaaz (cm2) 88
Chain Reaction

Chain Reaction deals X damage to each creature, where X is the number of creatures on the battlefield.

Sorcery
Chain Reaction (clb) 783
Deafening Clarion

Choose one or both — • Deafening Clarion deals 3 damage to each creature. • Creatures you control gain lifelink until end of turn.

Sorcery
Deafening Clarion (grn) 165
Earthquake

Earthquake deals X damage to each creature without flying and each player.

Sorcery
Earthquake (por) 124
Fault Line

Fault Line deals X damage to each creature without flying and each player.

Instant
Fault Line (usg) 185
Festering Evil

At the beginning of your upkeep, this enchantment deals 1 damage to each creature and each player. {B}{B}, Sacrifice this enchantment: It deals 3 damage to each creature and each player.

Enchantment
Festering Evil (wth) 68
Fiery Confluence

Choose three. You may choose the same mode more than once. • Fiery Confluence deals 1 damage to each creature. • Fiery Confluence deals 2 damage to each opponent. • Destroy target artifact.

Sorcery
Fiery Confluence (lcc) 226
Into the Fire

Choose one — • Into the Fire deals 2 damage to each creature, planeswalker, and battle. • Put any number of cards from your hand on the bottom of your library, then draw that many cards plus one.

Sorcery
Into the Fire (mom) 144
Last Laugh

Whenever a permanent other than this enchantment is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, this enchantment deals 1 damage to each creature and each player. When no creatures are on the battlefield, sacrifice this enchantment.

Enchantment
Last Laugh (tor) 68
Pestilence

At the beginning of the end step, if no creatures are on the battlefield, sacrifice this enchantment. {B}: This enchantment deals 1 damage to each creature and each player.

Enchantment
Pestilence (usg) 147
Pyroclasm

Pyroclasm deals 2 damage to each creature.

Sorcery
Pyroclasm (ice) 214
Pyrohemia

At the beginning of the end step, if no creatures are on the battlefield, sacrifice this enchantment. {R}: This enchantment deals 1 damage to each creature and each player.

Enchantment
Pyrohemia (plc) 119
Spiteful Banditry

When this enchantment enters, it deals X damage to each creature. Whenever one or more creatures your opponents control die, you create a Treasure token. This ability triggers only once each turn.

Enchantment
Spiteful Banditry (ltr) 149
Star of Extinction

Destroy target land. Star of Extinction deals 20 damage to each creature and each planeswalker.

Sorcery
Star of Extinction (cmm) 259
Sulfurous Blast

Sulfurous Blast deals 2 damage to each creature and each player. If you cast this spell during your main phase, Sulfurous Blast deals 3 damage to each creature and each player instead.

Instant
Sulfurous Blast (cmm) 262
Sweltering Suns

Sweltering Suns deals 3 damage to each creature. Cycling {3} ({3}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Sorcery
Sweltering Suns (akh) 149
The First Eruption

(As this Saga enters and after your draw step, add a lore counter. Sacrifice after III.) I — This Saga deals 1 damage to each creature without flying. II — Add {R}{R}. III — Sacrifice a Mountain. If you do, this Saga deals 3 damage to each creature.

Enchantment
The First Eruption (dom) 122

Deal Damage

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Draw

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Ancient Craving

You draw three cards and you lose 3 life.

Sorcery
Ancient Craving (p02) 62
Night's Whisper

You draw two cards and you lose 2 life.

Sorcery
Night's Whisper (5dn) 55
Painful Truths

Converge — You draw X cards and you lose X life, where X is the number of colors of mana spent to cast this spell.

Sorcery
Painful Truths (otc) 146
Phyrexian Arena

At the beginning of your upkeep, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.

Enchantment
Phyrexian Arena (mkc) 133
Read the Bones

Scry 2, then draw two cards. You lose 2 life. (To scry 2, look at the top two cards of your library, then put any number of them on the bottom and the rest on top in any order.)

Sorcery
Read the Bones (ori) 114
Tempt with Bunnies

Tempting Offer — Draw a card and create a 1/1 white Rabbit creature token. Then each opponent may draw a card and create a 1/1 white Rabbit creature token. For each opponent who does, you draw a card and you create a 1/1 white Rabbit creature token.

Sorcery
Tempt with Bunnies (blc) 13

Draw

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Enchantment

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Soul Link

Enchant creature Whenever enchanted creature deals damage, you gain that much life. Whenever enchanted creature is dealt damage, you gain that much life.

Enchantment
Soul Link (apc) 120

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Give Indestructible

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Darksteel Plate

Indestructible Equipped creature has indestructible. Equip {2}

Artifact
Darksteel Plate (2x2) 304
Hammer of Nazahn

Whenever Hammer of Nazahn or another Equipment you control enters, you may attach that Equipment to target creature you control. Equipped creature gets +2/+0 and has indestructible. Equip {4}

Artifact
Hammer of Nazahn (cmm) 388
Mithril Coat

Flash Indestructible When Mithril Coat enters, attach it to target legendary creature you control. Equipped creature has indestructible. Equip {3}

Artifact
Mithril Coat (ltr) 245

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Interaction

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Fracture

Destroy target artifact, enchantment, or planeswalker.

Instant
Fracture (stx) 188
Stroke of Midnight

Destroy target nonland permanent. Its controller creates a 1/1 white Human creature token.

Instant
Stroke of Midnight (woe) 33

Interaction

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Land

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Bojuka Bog

This land enters tapped. When this land enters, exile target player's graveyard. {T}: Add {B}.

Land
Bojuka Bog (mb2) 105
Command Tower

{T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.

Land
Command Tower (mb2) 256
Exotic Orchard

{T}: Add one mana of any color that a land an opponent controls could produce.

Land
Exotic Orchard (blc) 131
Mountain

({T}: Add {R}.)

Land
Mountain (blb) 376
Plains

({T}: Add {W}.)

Land
Plains (blb) 370
Shattered Landscape

{T}: Add {C}. {T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic Mountain, Plains, or Swamp card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. Cycling {R}{W}{B} ({R}{W}{B}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Land
Shattered Landscape (mh3) 226
Sulfurous Springs

{T}: Add {C}. {T}: Add {B} or {R}. This land deals 1 damage to you.

Land
Sulfurous Springs (otc) 323
Swamp

({T}: Add {B}.)

Land
Swamp (blb) 373

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Ramp

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Arcane Signet

{T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.

Artifact
Arcane Signet (ncc) 360
Boros Signet

{1}, {T}: Add {R}{W}.

Artifact
Boros Signet (blc) 128
Fellwar Stone

{T}: Add one mana of any color that a land an opponent controls could produce.

Artifact
Fellwar Stone (blc) 269
Orzhov Signet

{1}, {T}: Add {W}{B}.

Artifact
Orzhov Signet (otc) 261
Rakdos Signet

{1}, {T}: Add {B}{R}.

Artifact
Rakdos Signet (otc) 265
Sol Ring

{T}: Add {C}{C}.

Artifact
Sol Ring (moc) 381
Talisman of Conviction

{T}: Add {C}. {T}: Add {R} or {W}. This artifact deals 1 damage to you.

Artifact
Talisman of Conviction (mkc) 240
Talisman of Hierarchy

{T}: Add {C}. {T}: Add {W} or {B}. This artifact deals 1 damage to you.

Artifact
Talisman of Hierarchy (lcc) 315
Talisman of Indulgence

{T}: Add {C}. {T}: Add {B} or {R}. This artifact deals 1 damage to you.

Artifact
Talisman of Indulgence (afc) 219

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Redirect

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Arcbond

Choose target creature. Whenever that creature is dealt damage this turn, it deals that much damage to each other creature and each player.

Instant
Arcbond (frf) 91
Ascent of the Worthy

(As this Saga enters and after your draw step, add a lore counter. Sacrifice after III.) I, II — Choose a creature you control. Until your next turn, all damage that would be dealt to creatures you control is dealt to that creature instead. III — Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield with a flying counter on it. That creature is an Angel Warrior in addition to its other types.

Enchantment
Ascent of the Worthy (khm) 202
Lancers en-Kor

Trample {0}: The next 1 damage that would be dealt to this creature this turn is dealt to target creature you control instead.

Creature
Lancers en-Kor (sth) 8
Pariah

Enchant creature All damage that would be dealt to you is dealt to enchanted creature instead.

Enchantment
Pariah (usg) 28
Pariah's Shield

All damage that would be dealt to you is dealt to equipped creature instead. Equip {3}

Artifact
Pariah's Shield (rvr) 264
Spirit en-Kor

Flying {0}: The next 1 damage that would be dealt to this creature this turn is dealt to target creature you control instead.

Creature
Spirit en-Kor (sth) 19
Warrior en-Kor

{0}: The next 1 damage that would be dealt to this creature this turn is dealt to target creature you control instead.

Creature
Warrior en-Kor (sth) 23

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Maybeboard

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Bellowing Aegisaur

Enrage — Whenever this creature is dealt damage, put a +1/+1 counter on each other creature you control.

Creature
Bellowing Aegisaur (lcc) 127
Brotherhood's End

Choose one — • Brotherhood's End deals 3 damage to each creature and each planeswalker. • Destroy all artifacts with mana value 3 or less.

Sorcery
Brotherhood's End (bro) 128
Cinderclasm

Kicker {R} (You may pay an additional {R} as you cast this spell.) Cinderclasm deals 1 damage to each creature. If it was kicked, it deals 2 damage to each creature instead.

Instant
Cinderclasm (znr) 136
Dromad Purebred

Whenever this creature is dealt damage, you gain 1 life.

Creature
Dromad Purebred (rav) 15
Dry Spell

Dry Spell deals 1 damage to each creature and each player.

Sorcery
Dry Spell (por) 90
Marauding Raptor

Creature spells you cast cost {1} less to cast. Whenever another creature you control enters, this creature deals 2 damage to it. If a Dinosaur is dealt damage this way, this creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn.

Creature
Marauding Raptor (lcc) 228
Mogg Maniac

Whenever this creature is dealt damage, it deals that much damage to target opponent or planeswalker.

Creature
Mogg Maniac (sth) 94
Needletooth Raptor

Enrage — Whenever this creature is dealt damage, it deals 5 damage to target creature an opponent controls.

Creature
Needletooth Raptor (rix) 107
Rain of Embers

Rain of Embers deals 1 damage to each creature and each player.

Sorcery
Rain of Embers (rav) 138
Rolling Earthquake

Rolling Earthquake deals X damage to each creature without horsemanship and each player.

Sorcery
Rolling Earthquake (2xm) 142
Seismic Shudder

Seismic Shudder deals 1 damage to each creature without flying.

Instant
Seismic Shudder (zen) 147
Shake the Foundations

Shake the Foundations deals 1 damage to each creature without flying. Draw a card.

Instant
Shake the Foundations (rix) 113
Spiteful Sliver

Sliver creatures you control have "Whenever this creature is dealt damage, it deals that much damage to target player or planeswalker."

Creature
Spiteful Sliver (cmm) 881
Thrashing Wumpus

{B}: This creature deals 1 damage to each creature and each player.

Creature
Thrashing Wumpus (mmq) 166
Tremor

Tremor deals 1 damage to each creature without flying.

Sorcery
Tremor (8ed) 228
Volcanic Fallout

This spell can't be countered. Volcanic Fallout deals 2 damage to each creature and each player.

Instant
Volcanic Fallout (cmr) 418
Volcanic Spray

Volcanic Spray deals 1 damage to each creature without flying and each player. Flashback {1}{R} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Sorcery
Volcanic Spray (ody) 226
Wrathful Raptors

Trample Whenever a Dinosaur you control is dealt damage, it deals that much damage to any target that isn't a Dinosaur.

Creature
Wrathful Raptors (lcc) 88
Wrathful Red Dragon

Flying Whenever a Dragon you control is dealt damage, it deals that much damage to any target that isn't a Dragon.

Creature
Wrathful Red Dragon (clb) 207

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22 pips - 17 cards
18 mana - 18 cards
0 pips - 0 cards
0 mana - 4 cards
18 pips - 14 cards
21 mana - 21 cards
38 pips - 26 cards
22 mana - 21 cards
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0 mana - 4 cards
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7 mana - 6 cards
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