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Masako the Funny
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Commander
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Commander

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Masako the Humorless

Flash Tapped creatures you control can block as though they were untapped.

Creature
Masako the Humorless (chk) 33

Commander

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Instant

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A Good Day to Pie

Tap up to two target creatures. Whenever you put a name sticker on a creature, you may return this card from your graveyard to your hand.

Instant
A Good Day to Pie (unf) 12
AWOL

Exile target attacking creature. Then remove it from the game. Then put it into the absolutely-removed-from-the-freaking-game-forever zone.

Instant
AWOL (und) 2
Now You See Me . . .

Exile target creature you control, then return it to the battlefield under its owner's control with X +1/+1 counters on it, where X is the number of mirrors on walls you can see from your seat.

Instant
Now You See Me . . . (unf) 20
Standard Procedure

{1}, Reveal Standard Procedure from your hand: Choose an instant or sorcery card with mana value 3 or less currently legal in the Standard format. Standard Procedure becomes that card until end of turn.

Instant
Standard Procedure (unf) 1

Instant

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Artifact

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_____ _____ Rocketship

Flying When this Vehicle enters, you may put up to two name stickers on it. Whenever this Vehicle attacks, choose a letter. This Vehicle gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each name sticker on it that begins with the chosen letter. Crew 2

Artifact
_____ _____ Rocketship (unf) 191
Arcanum Things

Equipped creature has flying. Equip {2} Equipment swap {2}{W} ({2}{W}: Exchange this Equipment with an Equipment card in your hand. If this Equipment was attached to a creature, attach the new Equipment to that creature.)

Artifact
Arcanum Things (mb2) 508
Ashnod's Coupon

{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Target player gets you target drink. You pay any costs for the drink.

Artifact
Ashnod's Coupon (ugl) 69
Avacyn's Collar, the Symbol of Her Church

Equipped creature can't attack, block, or transform, and its activated abilities can't be activated. Shackle {3} ({3}: Attach to target creature you don't control. Shackle only as a sorcery.)

Artifact
Avacyn's Collar, the Symbol of Her Church (mb2) 509
Bronze Calendar

Spells you cast cost {1} less to cast. You must speak in a voice other than your normal voice. When you speak in your normal voice, sacrifice this artifact.

Artifact
Bronze Calendar (und) 76
Clown Car

When this Vehicle enters, roll X six-sided dice. For each odd result, create a 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature token. For each even result, put a +1/+1 counter on this Vehicle. Crew 2

Artifact
Clown Car (unf) 186
Entirely Normal Armchair

During your turn, if this card is in your hand, you may hide it on the battlefield. {0}: Return this artifact to its owner's hand. Only your opponents may activate this ability and only if they see this artifact. {2}, Sacrifice this artifact: Destroy target attacking creature.

Artifact
Entirely Normal Armchair (und) 77
Lantern of Undersight

You draw cards from the bottom of your library instead of the top of your library.

Artifact
Lantern of Undersight (cmb2) 106
Luxior, Ignited

Equipped creature gets +1/+1 for each counter on Luxior, Ignited. +1: Attach this Equipment to up to one target creature you control. −2: Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and gains double strike until end of turn.

Artifact Planeswalker
Luxior, Ignited (mb2) 606
Mirrored Lotus

Reflect {0} (As this enters, each opponent may pay {0}. When they do, they create a token copy of this except it lacks this ability.) {T}, Exile Mirrored Lotus: Add three mana of any one color.

Artifact
Mirrored Lotus (cmb2) 107
Pin Collection

When this Equipment enters, you may put an ability sticker with ticket cost X or less on it without paying that sticker's ticket cost. Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has all abilities of ability stickers on this Equipment. Equip {2}

Artifact
Pin Collection (unf) 23
Split Screen

When this artifact enters, shuffle your library and deal it into four libraries. If anything refers to your library, choose one of your libraries for it. Play with your libraries' top cards revealed. When this artifact leaves the battlefield, shuffle your libraries together.

Artifact
Split Screen (ust) 158
Springleaf Drum

{T}, Tap an untapped creature you control: Add one mana of any color.

Artifact
Springleaf Drum (2xm) 291
Sword of Dungeons & Dragons

Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and has protection from Rogues and from Clerics. Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, create a 4/4 gold Dragon creature token with flying and roll a d20 (a twenty-sided die). If you roll a 20, repeat this process. Equip {2}

Artifact
Sword of Dungeons & Dragons (und) 84
Ticket Turbotubes

{T}: Add one mana of any color. {3}, {T}: You get {TK} (a ticket counter).

Artifact
Ticket Turbotubes (unf) 194
Unicycle

First strike, haste Equipped creature has first strike and haste. Equip {1} Crew 1

Artifact
Unicycle (cmb2) 110

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Land

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Barry's Land

{T}: Add {C}.

Land
Barry's Land (cmb2) 113
Castle Ardenvale

This land enters tapped unless you control a Plains. {T}: Add {W}. {2}{W}{W}, {T}: Create a 1/1 white Human creature token.

Land
Castle Ardenvale (eld) 238
Emeria, the Sky Ruin

This land enters tapped. At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control seven or more Plains, you may return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. {T}: Add {W}.

Land
Emeria, the Sky Ruin (zen) 213
Plains

({T}: Add {W}.)

Land
Plains (mh2) 482
R&D's Secret Lair

Play cards as written. Ignore all errata. {T}: Add {C}. (This mana is still added to your mana pool.)

Land
R&D's Secret Lair (unh) 135
Rift

Before drawing your hand, you may start the game with Rift in your opening hand. If you do, draw one fewer card. (Mulligans continue as normal.) Rift enters tapped. {T}: Add {C}.

Land
Rift (cmb2) 119
War Room

{T}: Add {C}. {3}, {T}, Pay life equal to the number of colors in your commanders' color identity: Draw a card.

Land
War Room (cmr) 361

Land

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Creature

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_____ Bird Gets the Worm

Flying When this creature enters, you may put a name sticker on it. You gain X life, where X is the number of unique vowels on that sticker. (The vowels are A, E, I, O, U, and Y.)

Creature
_____ Bird Gets the Worm (unf) 5
Abbot of the Sacred Meeple

Sinecure (This creature can occupy a space two spaces higher on the Monk Track than its power.) Once on each of your odd-numbered (beige) production phases, you may spend two additional sheep when constructing a building. If you do, you may activate the lesser production ability of any building of prestige 5 or lower you control. Exceptions: Apiary, Cobbler (but not Shoemaker), Wainwright.

Creature
Abbot of the Sacred Meeple (mb2) 507
Aerialephant

Flying When Aerialephant enters, you get {TK}, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.

Creature
Aerialephant (unf) 2
Amateur Auteur

Sacrifice this creature: Destroy target enchantment.

Creature
Amateur Auteur (ust) 3a
Champion of the Hareish

Buddy list (As this creature enters, if any of its creature types isn't on your buddy list, write one of them on your buddy list.) Whenever another creature enters the battlefield under your control, put a +1/+1 counter on Champion of the Hareish if one of that creature's creature types is on your buddy list. Otherwise, write one of its creature types on your buddy list.

Creature
Champion of the Hareish (mb2) 511
Emcee

Whenever another creature enters, you may stand up and say in a deep, booming voice, "Presenting . . . " and that creature's name. If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on that creature.

Creature
Emcee (und) 3
Five Kids in a Trenchcoat

Five Kids in a Trenchcoat counts as five creatures for spells and effects that count the number of creatures you control.

Creature
Five Kids in a Trenchcoat (cmb2) 5
Flavor Judge

{T}: Choose target spell or ability that targets a permanent you control. Then ask a person outside the game if the story of what will happen makes sense. If they say no, sacrifice this creature and counter that spell or ability.

Creature
Flavor Judge (ulst) 3
Frankie Peanuts

At the beginning of your upkeep, you may ask target player a yes-or-no question. If you do, that player answers the question truthfully and abides by that answer if able until end of turn.

Creature
Frankie Peanuts (und) 5
Frontier Explorer

{3}, {T}: Until end of turn, you may play one basic Plains card from outside the game.

Creature
Frontier Explorer (cmb2) 6
Jackknight

Whenever another artifact you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. If that artifact is a Contraption, this creature gains lifelink until end of turn.

Creature Artifact
Jackknight (ulst) 5
Jeskai Baller

When you cast this spell, create a 1/1 white Athlete creature token. Rebound (If you cast this spell from your hand, exile it as it resolves. At the beginning of your next upkeep, you may cast this card from exile without paying its mana cost.)

Creature
Jeskai Baller (mb2) 517
Katerina of Myra's Marvels

As Katerina of Myra's Marvels enters, choose a letter. Whenever you cast a spell whose name begins with the chosen letter, create a white 2/2 Cat creature token with flying. Partner (You can have two commanders if they both have partner.)

Creature
Katerina of Myra's Marvels (unf) 16
Knight in _____ Armor

First strike As this creature enters, you may put a name sticker on it. This creature has protection from names that start with the same letter as a name sticker on it.

Creature
Knight in _____ Armor (unf) 17
Knight of Lost Causes

Vigilance As long as you are way behind, Knight of Lost Causes gets +3/+3 and has indestructible. (You are way behind if, at any point during this turn, an opponent had 10 or more life than you, controlled at least three more creatures than you, or had at least three more cards in hand than you.)

Creature
Knight of Lost Causes (mb2) 518
Knight of the Hokey Pokey

First strike {1}{W}, Do the Hokey Pokey: Prevent all damage a source of your choice would deal to this creature this turn. (To do the Hokey Pokey, choose an arm, a leg, or your whole self and put it in. Put it out. Put it in. Shake it all about. You do the Hokey Pokey! Turn yourself around.)

Creature
Knight of the Hokey Pokey (und) 8
Knight of the Kitchen Sink

First strike, protection from black borders (Nothing with a black border can block, target, deal damage to, or attach to this creature.)

Creature Artifact
Knight of the Kitchen Sink (ust) 12a
Metagamer

Cards in the winning deck(s) of the latest Mythic Championship cost {1} more to cast.

Creature
Metagamer (cmb2) 8
Noble Ox

Flash When Noble Ox enters the battlefield, all unblocked creatures attacking you become blocked by Noble Ox. Noble Ox can block any number of creatures.

Creature
Noble Ox (mb2) 521
Old Guard

{W}, {T}: Tap target creature without reminder text. (Reminder text is still any italicized text in parentheses that explains rules you already know.)

Creature Artifact
Old Guard (und) 11
Omnipresent Impostor

Changeling Omnipresent Impostor has all card names. As you search your library for one or more cards, you may choose Omnipresent Impostor as one of those cards. (For example, if you search for two land cards, you may find Omnipresent Impostor and a land card.)

Creature
Omnipresent Impostor (mb2) 504
Park Bleater

Whenever another creature you own enters, you get {TK}. {W}, {T}: You may put a sticker on a creature you own that entered this turn.

Creature
Park Bleater (unf) 21
Plain Walker

Plainswalk Planeswalkerwalk (This creature can't be blocked as long as defending player controls a planeswalker.) Whenever Plain Walker deals combat damage to a player or planeswalker, planeswalk. (If you're playing Planechase, proceed to the next plane.)

Creature
Plain Walker (mb2) 522
Priority Avenger

Flying Players can't cast instant spells unless a spell or ability is on the stack.

Creature
Priority Avenger (cmb2) 9
Robo-Piñata

When Robo-Piñata dies, choose one — • You get {TK}{TK}. • You may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.

Creature Artifact
Robo-Piñata (unf) 25
Rules Lawyer

State-based actions don't apply to you or other permanents you control. (You don't lose the game due to having 0 or less life or drawing from an empty library. Your creatures aren't destroyed due to damage or deathtouch and aren't put into a graveyard due to having 0 or less toughness. Your planeswalkers aren't put into a graveyard if they have 0 loyalty. You don't put a legendary permanent into a graveyard if you control two with the same name. Counters aren't removed from your permanents due to game rules. Permanents you control attached or combined illegally remain on the battlefield. For complete rules and regulations, see rule 704.)

Creature Artifact
Rules Lawyer (ust) 20
Sanguine Sipper

This creature has lifelink as long as you control a stickered permanent.

Creature
Sanguine Sipper (unf) 26
Solaflora, Intergalactic Icon

Auras and Equipment you control attached to Solaflora, Intergalactic Icon affect other creatures you control as though those Auras and Equipment were attached to them. Counters and stickers on Solaflora affect other creatures you control as though those counters and stickers were on them.

Creature
Solaflora, Intergalactic Icon (unf) 27
T.A.P.P.E.R.

{T}, Tap an untapped creature you control that has a hat: Tap target creature.

Creature Artifact
T.A.P.P.E.R. (unf) 31
Tax Taker

Whenever an opponent pays a tax from a spell or permanent you control, create a number of Treasure tokens equal to the amount of mana they paid. (This happens each time a spell you control or an ability of a permanent you control causes an opponent to pay extra mana. Cards that can tax opponents include Mana Tithe, Esper Sentinel, and Ghostly Prison.)

Creature
Tax Taker (mb2) 524
Ticketomaton

When Ticketomaton enters, you get {TK}, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.

Creature Artifact
Ticketomaton (unf) 195
Wicker Picker

Creature spells you cast have sticker kicker {1}. (You may pay an additional {1} as you cast a creature spell. If you do, you get {TK}, then you may put a sticker on it.)

Creature Artifact
Wicker Picker (unf) 196

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Sorcery

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Main Event Horizon

As an additional cost to cast this spell, choose A through M or N through Z. Destroy each creature whose name begins with a letter in the chosen range.

Sorcery
Main Event Horizon (unf) 19
Oddly Uneven

Choose one — • Destroy each creature with an odd number of words in its name. (Hyphenated words are one word.) • Destroy each creature with an even number of words in its name.

Sorcery
Oddly Uneven (ust) 15

Sorcery

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Enchantment

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Circle of Protection: Art

As this enchantment enters, choose an artist. {1}{W}: The next time a source of your choice with art by the chosen artist would deal damage to you this turn, prevent that damage. {1}{W}: Return this enchantment to its owner's hand.

Enchantment
Circle of Protection: Art (unh) 6
Form of the Approach of the Second Sun

When this enchantment enters, you gain 7 life. You become a card until you leave your library or that library is shuffled. Put yourself seventh from the top, balancing the cards on top of you on your head. When you draw yourself, you win the game. When one or more cards fall off your head, exile them and all cards on your head, then sacrifice this enchantment.

Enchantment
Form of the Approach of the Second Sun (unf) 9
Get Your Head in the Game

Flash When this enchantment enters, exile target nonland permanent until it (this card) leaves the battlefield, then touch it (this card) to your head. When it (this card) stops touching it (your head), sacrifice it (the card, not your head).

Enchantment
Get Your Head in the Game (unf) 10
GO TO JAIL

When this enchantment enters, exile target creature an opponent controls until this enchantment leaves the battlefield. At the beginning of the upkeep of the exiled card's owner, that player rolls two six-sided dice. If they roll doubles, sacrifice this enchantment.

Enchantment
GO TO JAIL (und) 6
Gobsmacked

Enchant nonland permanent As this Aura enters, choose a person outside the game. As long as you can see the chosen person from your seat, enchanted permanent can't attack or block, and its activated abilities can't be activated.

Enchantment
Gobsmacked (unf) 11
Wordmail

Enchant creature Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 for each word in its name.

Enchantment
Wordmail (unh) 22

Enchantment

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Maybeboard

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Clock of DOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

{4}, {T}: Move the CRANK! counter to your Contraption deck's next sprocket and crank any number of that sprocket's Contraptions.

Artifact
Clock of DOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (ust) 142
Collectigull

Creature
Collectigull // Only the Best (ph19) 1
Complaints Clerk

When this creature enters, open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.) Whenever you roll a 1, create a 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature token.

Creature
Complaints Clerk (unf) 7
Draconian Gate-Bot

When this creature enters, choose one — • Open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.) • Destroy target Attraction. (It's put into its owner's junkyard.)

Creature Artifact
Draconian Gate-Bot (unf) 188
Riveting Rigger

When this creature enters, you may sacrifice another artifact. If you do, put two +1/+1 counters on this creature and it assembles a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)

Creature Artifact
Riveting Rigger (ust) 19
Surprise Party

When this enchantment enters, yell "Surprise!" and put onto the battlefield any number of printed Clown Robot tokens that aren't touching each other, that you hid on the battlefield before you cast this enchantment, and that weren't spotted by an opponent before you cast this enchantment. Robots you control get +1/+0 and have vigilance.

Enchantment
Surprise Party (unf) 29

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Deck Info

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32 mana - 30 cards
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