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Est deck cost: $1001.69
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Commander

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Zinnia, Valley's Voice

Flying Zinnia gets +X/+0, where X is the number of other creatures you control with base power 1. Creature spells you cast have offspring {2}. (You may pay an additional {2} as you cast a creature spell. If you do, when that creature enters, create a 1/1 token copy of it.)

Creature
Zinnia, Valley's Voice (blc) 104

Commander

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Land

Qty: 33 Price: $300.83
Arid Mesa

{T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a Mountain or Plains card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Land
Arid Mesa (mh2) 244
Command Tower

{T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.

Land
Command Tower (dsc) 96
Flooded Strand

{T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a Plains or Island card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Land
Flooded Strand (mh3) 220
Hallowed Fountain

({T}: Add {W} or {U}.) As this land enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.

Land
Hallowed Fountain (rvr) 280
Island

({T}: Add {U}.)

Land
Island (ust) 213
Kabira Crossroads

This land enters tapped. When this land enters, you gain 2 life. {T}: Add {W}.

Land
Kabira Crossroads (c17) 259
Mystic Monastery

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {U}, {R}, or {W}.

Land
Mystic Monastery (blc) 318
Plains

({T}: Add {W}.)

Land
Plains (ust) 212
Radiant Fountain

When this land enters, you gain 2 life. {T}: Add {C}.

Land
Radiant Fountain (c21) 310
Raugrin Triome

({T}: Add {U}, {R}, or {W}.) This land enters tapped. Cycling {3} ({3}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Land
Raugrin Triome (iko) 251
Reliquary Tower

You have no maximum hand size. {T}: Add {C}.

Land
Reliquary Tower (dsc) 295
Sacred Foundry

({T}: Add {R} or {W}.) As this land enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.

Land
Sacred Foundry (rvr) 285
Scalding Tarn

{T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for an Island or Mountain card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Land
Scalding Tarn (mh2) 254
Sea of Clouds

This land enters tapped unless you have two or more opponents. {T}: Add {W} or {U}.

Land
Sea of Clouds (clb) 360
Spectator Seating

This land enters tapped unless you have two or more opponents. {T}: Add {R} or {W}.

Land
Spectator Seating (cmm) 427
Steam Vents

({T}: Add {U} or {R}.) As this land enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.

Land
Steam Vents (rvr) 288
Training Center

This land enters tapped unless you have two or more opponents. {T}: Add {U} or {R}.

Land
Training Center (cmm) 434

Land

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Artifact

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Alhammarret's Archive

If you would gain life, you gain twice that much life instead. If you would draw a card except the first one you draw in each of your draw steps, draw two cards instead.

Artifact
Alhammarret's Archive (c21) 233
Arcane Signet

{T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.

Artifact
Arcane Signet (dsc) 92
Decanter of Endless Water

You have no maximum hand size. {T}: Add one mana of any color.

Artifact
Decanter of Endless Water (clb) 309
Elixir of Immortality

{2}, {T}: You gain 5 life. Shuffle this artifact and your graveyard into their owner's library.

Artifact
Elixir of Immortality (c21) 243
Fountain of Renewal

At the beginning of your upkeep, you gain 1 life. {3}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.

Artifact
Fountain of Renewal (m19) 235
Ivory Crane Netsuke

At the beginning of your upkeep, if you have seven or more cards in hand, you gain 4 life.

Artifact
Ivory Crane Netsuke (sok) 155
Ivory Tower

At the beginning of your upkeep, you gain X life, where X is the number of cards in your hand minus 4.

Artifact
Ivory Tower (vma) 269
Lembas

When this artifact enters, scry 1, then draw a card. {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life. When this artifact is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, its owner shuffles it into their library.

Artifact
Lembas (ltr) 243
Luxa River Shrine

{1}, {T}: You gain 1 life. Put a brick counter on this artifact. {T}: You gain 2 life. Activate only if there are three or more brick counters on this artifact.

Artifact
Luxa River Shrine (akh) 232
Prism Ring

As this artifact enters, choose a color. Whenever you cast a spell of the chosen color, you gain 1 life.

Artifact
Prism Ring (ori) 235
Profane Memento

Whenever a creature card is put into an opponent's graveyard from anywhere, you gain 1 life.

Artifact
Profane Memento (m15) 226
Pyramid of the Pantheon

{2}, {T}: Add one mana of any color. Put a brick counter on this artifact. {T}: Add three mana of any one color. Activate only if there are three or more brick counters on this artifact.

Artifact
Pyramid of the Pantheon (akh) 235
Sol Ring

{T}: Add {C}{C}.

Artifact
Sol Ring (dsc) 94
Staff of the Mind Magus

Whenever you cast a blue spell or an Island you control enters, you gain 1 life.

Artifact
Staff of the Mind Magus (m15) 234
Staff of the Sun Magus

Whenever you cast a white spell or a Plains you control enters, you gain 1 life.

Artifact
Staff of the Sun Magus (m15) 235
Séance Board

Morbid — At the beginning of each end step, if a creature died this turn, put a soul counter on this artifact. {T}: Add X mana of any one color, where X is the number of soul counters on this artifact. Spend this mana only to cast instant, sorcery, Demon, and Spirit spells.

Artifact
Séance Board (dsc) 40
Tablet of the Guilds

As this artifact enters, choose two colors. Whenever you cast a spell, if it's at least one of the chosen colors, you gain 1 life for each of the chosen colors it is.

Artifact
Tablet of the Guilds (rtr) 235
The Book of Exalted Deeds

At the beginning of your end step, if you gained 3 or more life this turn, create a 3/3 white Angel creature token with flying. {W}{W}{W}, {T}, Exile The Book of Exalted Deeds: Put an enlightened counter on target Angel. It gains "You can't lose the game and your opponents can't win the game." Activate only as a sorcery.

Artifact
The Book of Exalted Deeds (afr) 4
The One Ring

Indestructible When The One Ring enters, if you cast it, you gain protection from everything until your next turn. At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 1 life for each burden counter on The One Ring. {T}: Put a burden counter on The One Ring, then draw a card for each burden counter on The One Ring.

Artifact
The One Ring (ltr) 246
Thought Vessel

You have no maximum hand size. {T}: Add {C}.

Artifact
Thought Vessel (blc) 289
Venser's Journal

You have no maximum hand size. At the beginning of your upkeep, you gain 1 life for each card in your hand.

Artifact
Venser's Journal (c21) 273
Wedding Ring

When this artifact enters, if it was cast, target opponent creates a token that's a copy of it. Whenever an opponent who controls an artifact named Wedding Ring draws a card during their turn, you draw a card. Whenever an opponent who controls an artifact named Wedding Ring gains life during their turn, you gain that much life.

Artifact
Wedding Ring (voc) 32

Artifact

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Planeswalker

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Narset of the Ancient Way

+1: You gain 2 life. Add {U}, {R}, or {W}. Spend this mana only to cast a noncreature spell. −2: Draw a card, then you may discard a card. When you discard a nonland card this way, Narset deals damage equal to that card's mana value to target creature or planeswalker. −6: You get an emblem with "Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this emblem deals 2 damage to any target."

Planeswalker
Narset of the Ancient Way (cmm) 930

Planeswalker

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Creature

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Bottle Gnomes

Sacrifice this creature: You gain 3 life.

Creature Artifact
Bottle Gnomes (cm2) 177
Bottle Golems

Trample When this creature dies, you gain life equal to its power.

Creature Artifact
Bottle Golems (mh2) 222
Children of Korlis

Sacrifice this creature: You gain life equal to the life you've lost this turn. (Damage causes loss of life.)

Creature
Children of Korlis (tsr) 14
Cloudblazer

Flying When this creature enters, you gain 2 life and draw two cards.

Creature
Cloudblazer (afc) 182
Crested Sunmare

Other Horses you control have indestructible. At the beginning of each end step, if you gained life this turn, create a 5/5 white Horse creature token.

Creature
Crested Sunmare (hou) 6
Diamond Mare

As this creature enters, choose a color. Whenever you cast a spell of the chosen color, you gain 1 life.

Creature Artifact
Diamond Mare (m19) 231
Drogskol Reaver

Flying Double strike (This creature deals both first-strike and regular combat damage.) Lifelink (Damage dealt by this creature also causes you to gain that much life.) Whenever you gain life, draw a card.

Creature
Drogskol Reaver (2x2) 205
Elite Guardmage

Flying When this creature enters, you gain 3 life and draw a card.

Creature
Elite Guardmage (war) 195
Esper Sentinel

Whenever an opponent casts their first noncreature spell each turn, draw a card unless that player pays {X}, where X is this creature's power.

Creature Artifact
Esper Sentinel (mh2) 12
Filigree Familiar

When this creature enters, you gain 2 life. When this creature dies, draw a card.

Creature Artifact
Filigree Familiar (cmr) 308
Ishai, Ojutai Dragonspeaker

Flying Whenever an opponent casts a spell, put a +1/+1 counter on Ishai. Partner (You can have two commanders if both have partner.)

Creature
Ishai, Ojutai Dragonspeaker (cm2) 12
Knight of Dawn's Light

First strike If you would gain life, you gain that much life plus 1 instead. {1}{W}: This creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.

Creature
Knight of Dawn's Light (dmu) 23
Nyx-Fleece Ram

At the beginning of your upkeep, you gain 1 life.

Creature Enchantment
Nyx-Fleece Ram (a25) 26
Paladin of Atonement

At the beginning of each upkeep, if you lost life last turn, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. When this creature dies, you gain life equal to its toughness.

Creature
Paladin of Atonement (rix) 16
Phlage, Titan of Fire's Fury

When Phlage enters, sacrifice it unless it escaped. Whenever Phlage enters or attacks, it deals 3 damage to any target and you gain 3 life. Escape—{R}{R}{W}{W}, Exile five other cards from your graveyard. (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its escape cost.)

Creature
Phlage, Titan of Fire's Fury (mh3) 197
Rhox Faithmender

Lifelink (Damage dealt by this creature also causes you to gain that much life.) If you would gain life, you gain twice that much life instead.

Creature
Rhox Faithmender (jmp) 130
Shabraz, the Skyshark

Partner with Brallin, Skyshark Rider Flying Whenever you draw a card, put a +1/+1 counter on Shabraz and you gain 1 life. {W/U}: Target Human gains flying until end of turn.

Creature
Shabraz, the Skyshark (c20) 14
Soldier of the Pantheon

Protection from multicolored Whenever an opponent casts a multicolored spell, you gain 1 life.

Creature
Soldier of the Pantheon (ths) 32
Soul Warden

Whenever another creature enters, you gain 1 life.

Creature
Soul Warden (mm3) 24
Spectrum Sentinel

Protection from multicolored (This creature can't be blocked, targeted, dealt damage, enchanted, or equipped by anything multicolored.) Whenever a nonbasic land an opponent controls enters, you gain 1 life.

Creature Artifact
Spectrum Sentinel (bro) 244
The Gaffer

At the beginning of each end step, if you gained 3 or more life this turn, draw a card.

Creature
The Gaffer (ltc) 12

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Sorcery

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Blasphemous Act

This spell costs {1} less to cast for each creature on the battlefield. Blasphemous Act deals 13 damage to each creature.

Sorcery
Blasphemous Act (blc) 114
Brightflame

Radiance — Brightflame deals X damage to target creature and each other creature that shares a color with it. You gain life equal to the damage dealt this way.

Sorcery
Brightflame (rav) 194
Environmental Sciences

Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. You gain 2 life.

Sorcery
Environmental Sciences (stx) 1
Festival of Trokin

You gain 2 life for each creature you control.

Sorcery
Festival of Trokin (p02) 16
Fumigate

Destroy all creatures. You gain 1 life for each creature destroyed this way.

Sorcery
Fumigate (mkc) 66
Heroes Remembered

You gain 20 life. Suspend 10—{W} (Rather than cast this card from your hand, you may pay {W} and exile it with ten time counters on it. At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a time counter. When the last is removed, you may cast it without paying its mana cost.)

Sorcery
Heroes Remembered (plc) 7
Inspired Ultimatum

Target player gains 5 life, Inspired Ultimatum deals 5 damage to any target, then you draw five cards.

Sorcery
Inspired Ultimatum (iko) 191
Paraselene

Destroy all enchantments. You gain 1 life for each enchantment destroyed this way.

Sorcery
Paraselene (isd) 26
Presence of the Wise

You gain 2 life for each card in your hand.

Sorcery
Presence of the Wise (sok) 23
Sanctify

Destroy target artifact or enchantment. You gain 3 life.

Sorcery
Sanctify (vow) 33
Search Warrant

Target player reveals their hand. You gain life equal to the number of cards in that player's hand.

Sorcery
Search Warrant (rtr) 193
Supreme Verdict

This spell can't be countered. Destroy all creatures.

Sorcery
Supreme Verdict (clu) 211

Sorcery

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Enchantment

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Authority of the Consuls

Creatures your opponents control enter tapped. Whenever a creature an opponent controls enters, you gain 1 life.

Enchantment
Authority of the Consuls (kld) 5
Boon Reflection

If you would gain life, you gain twice that much life instead.

Enchantment
Boon Reflection (2xm) 10
Cleric Class

(Gain the next level as a sorcery to add its ability.) If you would gain life, you gain that much life plus 1 instead. {3}{W}: Level 2 Whenever you gain life, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. {4}{W}: Level 3 When this Class becomes level 3, return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. You gain life equal to that creature's toughness.

Enchantment
Cleric Class (afr) 6
Contemplation

Whenever you cast a spell, you gain 1 life.

Enchantment
Contemplation (sth) 4
Curse of Vitality

Enchant player Whenever enchanted player is attacked, you gain 2 life. Each opponent attacking that player does the same.

Enchantment
Curse of Vitality (c17) 3
Dovin's Acuity

When this enchantment enters, you gain 2 life and draw a card. Whenever you cast an instant spell during your main phase, you may return this enchantment to its owner's hand.

Enchantment
Dovin's Acuity (rna) 168
Ghostly Prison

Creatures can't attack you unless their controller pays {2} for each creature they control that's attacking you.

Enchantment
Ghostly Prison (mkc) 67
Lifeblood

Whenever a Mountain an opponent controls becomes tapped, you gain 1 life.

Enchantment
Lifeblood (leg) 27
Lifetap

Whenever a Forest an opponent controls becomes tapped, you gain 1 life.

Enchantment
Lifetap (5ed) 99
Luminous Wake

Enchant creature Whenever enchanted creature attacks or blocks, you gain 4 life.

Enchantment
Luminous Wake (roe) 35
Moonlit Wake

Whenever a creature dies, you gain 1 life.

Enchantment
Moonlit Wake (mmq) 29
Noble Purpose

Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage, you gain that much life.

Enchantment
Noble Purpose (8ed) 31
Noble Stand

Whenever a creature you control blocks, you gain 2 life.

Enchantment
Noble Stand (nem) 14
Propaganda

Creatures can't attack you unless their controller pays {2} for each creature they control that's attacking you.

Enchantment
Propaganda (otc) 108
Rewards of Diversity

Whenever an opponent casts a multicolored spell, you gain 4 life.

Enchantment
Rewards of Diversity (inv) 32
Righteous Cause

Whenever a creature attacks, you gain 1 life.

Enchantment
Righteous Cause (cma) 21
Sigarda's Splendor

As this enchantment enters, note your life total. At the beginning of your upkeep, draw a card if your life total is greater than or equal to the last noted life total for this enchantment. Then note your life total. Whenever you cast a white spell, you gain 1 life.

Enchantment
Sigarda's Splendor (mid) 33
Spiritual Focus

Whenever a spell or ability an opponent controls causes you to discard a card, you gain 2 life and you may draw a card.

Enchantment
Spiritual Focus (mmq) 49
The Birth of Meletis

(As this Saga enters and after your draw step, add a lore counter. Sacrifice after III.) I — Search your library for a basic Plains card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. II — Create a 0/4 colorless Wall artifact creature token with defender. III — You gain 2 life.

Enchantment
The Birth of Meletis (thb) 5
Trouble in Pairs

If an opponent would begin an extra turn, that player skips that turn instead. Whenever an opponent attacks you with two or more creatures, draws their second card each turn, or casts their second spell each turn, you draw a card.

Enchantment
Trouble in Pairs (mkc) 15
True Conviction

Creatures you control have double strike and lifelink.

Enchantment
True Conviction (scd) 38
Whirlwind of Thought

Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, draw a card.

Enchantment
Whirlwind of Thought (moc) 344
Wizard Class

(Gain the next level as a sorcery to add its ability.) You have no maximum hand size. {2}{U}: Level 2 When this Class becomes level 2, draw two cards. {4}{U}: Level 3 Whenever you draw a card, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control.

Enchantment
Wizard Class (blc) 112

Enchantment

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Instant

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Absorb

Counter target spell. You gain 3 life.

Instant
Absorb (dmr) 186
Beacon of Immortality

Double target player's life total. Shuffle Beacon of Immortality into its owner's library.

Instant
Beacon of Immortality (plst) E02-1
Blessed Reversal

You gain 3 life for each creature attacking you.

Instant
Blessed Reversal (8ed) 7
Blossoming Calm

You gain hexproof until your next turn. You gain 2 life. Rebound (If you cast this spell from your hand, exile it as it resolves. At the beginning of your next upkeep, you may cast this card from exile without paying its mana cost.)

Instant
Blossoming Calm (mh2) 7
Congregate

Target player gains 2 life for each creature on the battlefield.

Instant
Congregate (dmr) 4
Counterspell

Counter target spell.

Instant
Counterspell (dsc) 114
Cyclonic Rift

Return target nonland permanent you don't control to its owner's hand. Overload {6}{U} (You may cast this spell for its overload cost. If you do, change "target" in its text to "each.")

Instant
Cyclonic Rift (rvr) 40
Deflecting Palm

The next time a source of your choice would deal damage to you this turn, prevent that damage. If damage is prevented this way, Deflecting Palm deals that much damage to that source's controller.

Instant
Deflecting Palm (mkc) 205
Dovin's Veto

This spell can't be countered. Counter target noncreature spell.

Instant
Dovin's Veto (war) 193
Exile

Exile target nonwhite attacking creature. You gain life equal to its toughness.

Instant
Exile (vma) 27
Faithful Mending

You gain 2 life, draw two cards, then discard two cards. Flashback {1}{W}{U} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Instant
Faithful Mending (mid) 221
Fierce Guardianship

If you control a commander, you may cast this spell without paying its mana cost. Counter target noncreature spell.

Instant
Fierce Guardianship (cmm) 94
Hallow

Prevent all damage target spell would deal this turn. You gain life equal to the damage prevented this way.

Instant
Hallow (dst) 4
Honorable Passage

The next time a source of your choice would deal damage to any target this turn, prevent that damage. If damage from a red source is prevented this way, Honorable Passage deals that much damage to the source's controller.

Instant
Honorable Passage (vis) 7
Intervention Pact

The next time a source of your choice would deal damage to you this turn, prevent that damage. You gain life equal to the damage prevented this way. At the beginning of your next upkeep, pay {1}{W}{W}. If you don't, you lose the game.

Instant
Intervention Pact (fut) 8
Overrule

Counter target spell unless its controller pays {X}. You gain X life.

Instant
Overrule (ddi) 32
Parallectric Feedback

Parallectric Feedback deals damage to target spell's controller equal to that spell's mana value.

Instant
Parallectric Feedback (gpt) 71
Path to Exile

Exile target creature. Its controller may search their library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Instant
Path to Exile (blc) 147
Perch Protection

Gift an extra turn (You may promise an opponent a gift as you cast this spell. If you do, they take an extra turn after this one.) Create four 2/2 blue Bird creature tokens with flying. If the gift was promised, all permanents you control phase out, and until your next turn, your life total can't change and you gain protection from everything. Exile Perch Protection.

Instant
Perch Protection (blc) 11
Reverse Damage

The next time a source of your choice would deal damage to you this turn, prevent that damage. You gain life equal to the damage prevented this way.

Instant
Reverse Damage (9ed) 35
Revitalize

You gain 3 life. Draw a card.

Instant
Revitalize (khm) 23
Reviving Dose

You gain 3 life. Draw a card.

Instant
Reviving Dose (cn2) 97
Riot Control

You gain 1 life for each creature your opponents control. Prevent all damage that would be dealt to you this turn.

Instant
Riot Control (dgm) 6
Ritual of Rejuvenation

You gain 4 life. Draw a card.

Instant
Ritual of Rejuvenation (xln) 32
Sanguine Sacrament

You gain twice X life. Put Sanguine Sacrament on the bottom of its owner's library.

Instant
Sanguine Sacrament (xln) 33
Sphinx's Revelation

You gain X life and draw X cards.

Instant
Sphinx's Revelation (rvr) 228
Swords to Plowshares

Exile target creature. Its controller gains life equal to its power.

Instant
Swords to Plowshares (dsc) 106
Teferi's Protection

Until your next turn, your life total can't change and you gain protection from everything. All permanents you control phase out. (While they're phased out, they're treated as though they don't exist. They phase in before you untap during your untap step.) Exile Teferi's Protection.

Instant
Teferi's Protection (2x2) 32
Union of the Third Path

Draw a card, then you gain life equal to the number of cards in your hand.

Instant
Union of the Third Path (bro) 31
War Report

You gain life equal to the number of creatures on the battlefield plus the number of artifacts on the battlefield.

Instant
War Report (nph) 26

Instant

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Deck Info

Deck stats

97 pips - 75 cards
28 mana - 25 cards
28 pips - 23 cards
21 mana - 18 cards
0 pips - 0 cards
0 mana - 5 cards
12 pips - 9 cards
15 mana - 12 cards
0 pips - 0 cards
0 mana - 5 cards
0 pips - 0 cards
5 mana - 4 cards
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