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Commander

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Marina Vendrell

When Marina Vendrell enters, reveal the top seven cards of your library. Put all enchantment cards from among them into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. {T}: Lock or unlock a door of target Room you control. Activate only as a sorcery.

Creature
Marina Vendrell (dsk) 221

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Anthem

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Hammer of Purphoros

Creatures you control have haste. {2}{R}, {T}, Sacrifice a land: Create a 3/3 colorless Golem enchantment artifact creature token.

Artifact Enchantment
Hammer of Purphoros (plst) THS-124

Anthem

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Copy

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Mirror Room

Enchantment
Mirror Room // Fractured Realm (dsk) 337
Weaver of Harmony

Other enchantment creatures you control get +1/+1. {G}, {T}: Copy target activated or triggered ability you control from an enchantment source. You may choose new targets for the copy. (Mana abilities can't be targeted.)

Creature Enchantment
Weaver of Harmony (neo) 395

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Counters

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Experimental Lab

Enchantment
Experimental Lab // Staff Room (dsc) 33

Counters

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Creature

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Ghostly Keybearer

Flying Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, unlock a locked door of up to one target Room you control.

Creature
Ghostly Keybearer (dsk) 61

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Drain

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Funeral Room

Enchantment
Funeral Room // Awakening Hall (dsk) 338

Drain

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Draw

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Bello, Bard of the Brambles

During your turn, each non-Equipment artifact and non-Aura enchantment you control with mana value 4 or greater is a 4/4 Elemental creature in addition to its other types and has indestructible, haste, and "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, draw a card."

Creature
Bello, Bard of the Brambles (blc) 1
Bottomless Pool

Enchantment
Bottomless Pool // Locker Room (dsk) 43
Charred Foyer

Enchantment
Charred Foyer // Warped Space (dsk) 340
Derelict Attic

Enchantment
Derelict Attic // Widow's Walk (dsk) 93
Eidolon of Blossoms

Constellation — Whenever this creature or another enchantment you control enters, draw a card.

Creature Enchantment
Eidolon of Blossoms (cmm) 892
Enchantress's Presence

Whenever you cast an enchantment spell, draw a card.

Enchantment
Enchantress's Presence (cmm) 893
Enduring Curiosity

Flash Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a player, draw a card. When Enduring Curiosity dies, if it was a creature, return it to the battlefield under its owner's control. It's an enchantment. (It's not a creature.)

Creature Enchantment
Enduring Curiosity (dsk) 51
Entity Tracker

Flash Eerie — Whenever an enchantment you control enters and whenever you fully unlock a Room, draw a card.

Creature
Entity Tracker (dsk) 290
Meat Locker

Enchantment
Meat Locker // Drowned Diner (dsk) 65
Painter's Studio

Enchantment
Painter's Studio // Defaced Gallery (dsk) 147
Setessan Champion

Constellation — Whenever an enchantment you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature and draw a card.

Creature
Setessan Champion (woc) 132
Sythis, Harvest's Hand

Whenever you cast an enchantment spell, you gain 1 life and draw a card.

Creature Enchantment
Sythis, Harvest's Hand (cmm) 938
Unholy Annex

Enchantment
Unholy Annex // Ritual Chamber (dsk) 339
Wildsear, Scouring Maw

Trample Enchantment spells you cast from your hand have cascade. (Whenever you cast an enchantment spell from your hand, exile cards from the top of your library until you exile a nonland card that costs less. You may cast it without paying its mana cost. Put the exiled cards on the bottom in a random order.)

Creature
Wildsear, Scouring Maw (blc) 44

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Enchantment

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Ticket Booth

Enchantment
Ticket Booth // Tunnel of Hate (dsk) 158
Underwater Tunnel

Enchantment
Underwater Tunnel // Slimy Aquarium (dsk) 79

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Land

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Clifftop Retreat

This land enters tapped unless you control a Mountain or a Plains. {T}: Add {R} or {W}.

Land
Clifftop Retreat (blc) 300
Command Tower

{T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.

Land
Command Tower (dsc) 96
Exotic Orchard

{T}: Add one mana of any color that a land an opponent controls could produce.

Land
Exotic Orchard (dsc) 275
Fabled Passage

{T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. Then if you control four or more lands, untap that land.

Land
Fabled Passage (blb) 252
Floodfarm Verge

{T}: Add {W}. {T}: Add {U}. Activate only if you control a Plains or an Island.

Land
Floodfarm Verge (dsk) 259
Forest

({T}: Add {G}.)

Land
Forest (dsk) 285
Glacial Fortress

This land enters tapped unless you control a Plains or an Island. {T}: Add {W} or {U}.

Land
Glacial Fortress (blc) 307
Gloomlake Verge

{T}: Add {U}. {T}: Add {B}. Activate only if you control an Island or a Swamp.

Land
Gloomlake Verge (dsk) 331
Hall of Heliod's Generosity

{T}: Add {C}. {1}{W}, {T}: Put target enchantment card from your graveyard on top of your library.

Land
Hall of Heliod's Generosity (dsc) 283
Hushwood Verge

{T}: Add {G}. {T}: Add {W}. Activate only if you control a Forest or a Plains.

Land
Hushwood Verge (dsk) 261
Island

({T}: Add {U}.)

Land
Island (dsk) 280
Mountain

({T}: Add {R}.)

Land
Mountain (dsk) 284
Myriad Landscape

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {C}. {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for up to two basic land cards that share a land type, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Land
Myriad Landscape (dsc) 289
Mystic Monastery

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {U}, {R}, or {W}.

Land
Mystic Monastery (blc) 318
Nomad Outpost

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {R}, {W}, or {B}.

Land
Nomad Outpost (otc) 306
Plains

({T}: Add {W}.)

Land
Plains (dsk) 272
Prairie Stream

({T}: Add {W} or {U}.) This land enters tapped unless you control two or more basic lands.

Land
Prairie Stream (blc) 323
Reliquary Tower

You have no maximum hand size. {T}: Add {C}.

Land
Reliquary Tower (dsc) 295
Swamp

({T}: Add {B}.)

Land
Swamp (dsk) 274
Temple of Enlightenment

This land enters tapped. When this land enters, scry 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put that card on the bottom.) {T}: Add {W} or {U}.

Land
Temple of Enlightenment (dsc) 308

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Protection

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Collective Restraint

Domain — Creatures can't attack you unless their controller pays {X} for each creature they control that's attacking you, where X is the number of basic land types among lands you control.

Enchantment
Collective Restraint (inv) 49
Dawn's Truce

Gift a card (You may promise an opponent a gift as you cast this spell. If you do, they draw a card before its other effects.) You and permanents you control gain hexproof until end of turn. If the gift was promised, permanents you control also gain indestructible until end of turn.

Instant
Dawn's Truce (blb) 295
Destiny Spinner

Creature and enchantment spells you control can't be countered. {3}{G}: Target land you control becomes an X/X Elemental creature with trample and haste until end of turn, where X is the number of enchantments you control. It's still a land.

Creature Enchantment
Destiny Spinner (cmm) 890
Zur, Eternal Schemer

Flying Enchantment creatures you control have deathtouch, lifelink, and hexproof. {1}{W}: Target non-Aura enchantment you control becomes a creature in addition to its other types and has base power and base toughness each equal to its mana value.

Creature
Zur, Eternal Schemer (dmu) 228

Protection

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Pump

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Secret Arcade

Enchantment
Secret Arcade // Dusty Parlor (dsc) 10

Pump

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Ramp

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Aminatou, Veil Piercer

At the beginning of your upkeep, surveil 2. (Look at the top two cards of your library, then put any number of them into your graveyard and the rest on top of your library in any order.) Each enchantment card in your hand has miracle. Its miracle cost is equal to its mana cost reduced by {4}. (You may cast a card for its miracle cost when you draw it if it's the first card you drew this turn.)

Creature
Aminatou, Veil Piercer (dsc) 1
Arcane Signet

{T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.

Artifact
Arcane Signet (dsc) 92
Chromatic Lantern

Lands you control have "{T}: Add one mana of any color." {T}: Add one mana of any color.

Artifact
Chromatic Lantern (otc) 255
Dazzling Theater

Enchantment
Dazzling Theater // Prop Room (dsk) 334
Decanter of Endless Water

You have no maximum hand size. {T}: Add one mana of any color.

Artifact
Decanter of Endless Water (clb) 309
Demon of Fate's Design

Flying, trample Once during each of your turns, you may cast an enchantment spell by paying life equal to its mana value rather than paying its mana cost. {2}{B}, Sacrifice another enchantment: This creature gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the sacrificed enchantment's mana value.

Creature Enchantment
Demon of Fate's Design (dsc) 137
Dryad of the Ilysian Grove

You may play an additional land on each of your turns. Lands you control are every basic land type in addition to their other types.

Creature Enchantment
Dryad of the Ilysian Grove (cmm) 891
Greenhouse

Enchantment
Greenhouse // Rickety Gazebo (dsk) 181
Herald of the Pantheon

Enchantment spells you cast cost {1} less to cast. Whenever you cast an enchantment spell, you gain 1 life.

Creature
Herald of the Pantheon (cmm) 898
Inquisitive Glimmer

Enchantment spells you cast cost {1} less to cast. Unlock costs you pay cost {1} less.

Creature Enchantment
Inquisitive Glimmer (dsk) 217
Jukai Naturalist

Lifelink Enchantment spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.

Creature Enchantment
Jukai Naturalist (woc) 140
Keys to the House

{1}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. {3}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Lock or unlock a door of target Room you control. Activate only as a sorcery.

Artifact
Keys to the House (dsk) 251
Moldering Gym

Enchantment
Moldering Gym // Weight Room (dsk) 190
Overlord of the Hauntwoods

Impending 4—{1}{G}{G} (If you cast this spell for its impending cost, it enters with four time counters and isn't a creature until the last is removed. At the beginning of your end step, remove a time counter from it.) Whenever this permanent enters or attacks, create a tapped colorless land token named Everywhere that is every basic land type.

Creature Enchantment
Overlord of the Hauntwoods (dsk) 194
Sanctum Weaver

{T}: Add X mana of any one color, where X is the number of enchantments you control.

Creature Enchantment
Sanctum Weaver (woc) 131
Smoky Lounge

Enchantment
Smoky Lounge // Misty Salon (dsk) 235
Starfield Mystic

Enchantment spells you cast cost {1} less to cast. Whenever an enchantment you control is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Creature
Starfield Mystic (dsc) 105
Virtue of Strength

Enchantment
Virtue of Strength // Garenbrig Growth (woe) 197

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Recursion

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Polluted Cistern

Enchantment
Polluted Cistern // Dim Oubliette (dsc) 23
Surgical Suite

Enchantment
Surgical Suite // Hospital Room (dsk) 34
Victor, Valgavoth's Seneschal

Eerie — Whenever an enchantment you control enters and whenever you fully unlock a Room, surveil 2 if this is the first time this ability has resolved this turn. If it's the second time, each opponent discards a card. If it's the third time, put a creature card from a graveyard onto the battlefield under your control.

Creature
Victor, Valgavoth's Seneschal (dsk) 238
Walk-In Closet

Enchantment
Walk-In Closet // Forgotten Cellar (dsk) 205

Recursion

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Removal

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Cramped Vents

Enchantment
Cramped Vents // Access Maze (dsc) 17
Demolish

Destroy target artifact or land.

Sorcery
Demolish (rvr) 106
Fear of Sleep Paralysis

Flying Eerie — Whenever this creature or another enchantment you control enters and whenever you fully unlock a Room, tap up to one target creature and put a stun counter on it. Stun counters can't be removed from permanents your opponents control. (They won't untap if they have stun counters.)

Creature Enchantment
Fear of Sleep Paralysis (dsc) 12
Glassworks

Enchantment
Glassworks // Shattered Yard (dsk) 137
Render Silent

Counter target spell. Its controller can't cast spells this turn.

Instant
Render Silent (dgm) 96
Restricted Office

Enchantment
Restricted Office // Lecture Hall (dsk) 342
Roaring Furnace

Enchantment
Roaring Furnace // Steaming Sauna (dsk) 343

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Tokens

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Archon of Sun's Grace

Flying Lifelink (Damage dealt by this creature also causes you to gain that much life.) Pegasus creatures you control have lifelink. Constellation — Whenever an enchantment you control enters, create a 2/2 white Pegasus creature token with flying.

Creature
Archon of Sun's Grace (cmm) 814
Dollmaker's Shop

Enchantment
Dollmaker's Shop // Porcelain Gallery (dsk) 335
Ghostly Dancers

Flying When this creature enters, return an enchantment card from your graveyard to your hand or unlock a locked door of a Room you control. Eerie — Whenever an enchantment you control enters and whenever you fully unlock a Room, create a 3/1 white Spirit creature token with flying.

Creature
Ghostly Dancers (dsk) 302
Grand Entryway

Enchantment
Grand Entryway // Elegant Rotunda (dsk) 15
Gremlin Tamer

Eerie — Whenever an enchantment you control enters and whenever you fully unlock a Room, create a 1/1 red Gremlin creature token.

Creature
Gremlin Tamer (dsk) 215
Sigil of the Empty Throne

Whenever you cast an enchantment spell, create a 4/4 white Angel creature token with flying.

Enchantment
Sigil of the Empty Throne (dsc) 103
Soaring Lightbringer

Flying Other enchantment creatures you control have flying. Whenever you attack a player, create a 1/1 white Glimmer enchantment creature token that's tapped and attacking that player.

Creature Enchantment
Soaring Lightbringer (dsc) 11
Unwilling Vessel

Vigilance Eerie — Whenever an enchantment you control enters and whenever you fully unlock a Room, put a possession counter on this creature. When this creature dies, create an X/X blue Spirit creature token with flying, where X is the number of counters on this creature.

Creature
Unwilling Vessel (dsk) 81

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Tutor

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Central Elevator

Enchantment
Central Elevator // Promising Stairs (dsk) 336

Tutor

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Maybeboard

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Anikthea, Hand of Erebos

Menace Other enchantment creatures you control have menace. Whenever Anikthea enters or attacks, exile up to one target non-Aura enchantment card from your graveyard. Create a token that's a copy of that card, except it's a 3/3 black Zombie creature in addition to its other types.

Creature Enchantment
Anikthea, Hand of Erebos (cmm) 705
Assassin's Trophy

Destroy target permanent an opponent controls. Its controller may search their library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Instant
Assassin's Trophy (mkm) 187
Balemurk Leech

Eerie — Whenever an enchantment you control enters and whenever you fully unlock a Room, each opponent loses 1 life.

Creature
Balemurk Leech (dsk) 84
Brilliant Restoration

Return all artifact and enchantment cards from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Sorcery
Brilliant Restoration (neo) 363
Defiled Crypt

Enchantment
Defiled Crypt // Cadaver Lab (dsk) 91
Fear of Infinity

Flying, lifelink This creature can't block. Eerie — Whenever an enchantment you control enters and whenever you fully unlock a Room, you may return this card from your graveyard to your hand.

Creature Enchantment
Fear of Infinity (dsk) 214
Protection Racket

At the beginning of your upkeep, repeat the following process for each opponent in turn order. Reveal the top card of your library. That player may pay life equal to that card's mana value. If they do, exile that card. Otherwise, put it into your hand.

Enchantment
Protection Racket (ncc) 39
Sol Ring

{T}: Add {C}{C}.

Artifact
Sol Ring (dsc) 94

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Deck Info

Deck stats

31 pips - 21 cards
21 mana - 20 cards
31 pips - 20 cards
19 mana - 18 cards
19 pips - 10 cards
15 mana - 14 cards
18 pips - 11 cards
16 mana - 14 cards
28 pips - 19 cards
13 mana - 12 cards
0 pips - 0 cards
3 mana - 3 cards
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