Rakdos Ringleader

First strike
Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, that player discards a card at random.
{B}: Regenerate this creature.

Sassy Gremlin Blood

{TK}{TK} — Whenever this creature attacks, create a Treasure token.
{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} — {3}: Target creature gains flying until end of turn.
{TK}{TK} — 3/2
{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} — 10/10

Aerialephant

Flying
When Aerialephant enters, you get {TK}, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.

Demon's Jester

Flying
Hellbent — This creature gets +2/+1 as long as you have no cards in hand.

Jester's Cap

{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Search target player's library for three cards and exile them. Then that player shuffles.

Havoc Festival

Players can't gain life.
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player loses half their life, rounded up.

Circuits Act

Roll three six-sided dice. For each different result, create a 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature token.

Captain Rex Nebula

At the beginning of combat on your turn, choose target nonland permanent you control. Until end of turn, it becomes a Vehicle artifact with base power and toughness each equal to its mana value, and it gains crew 2 and "Crash Land — Whenever this Vehicle deals damage, roll a six-sided die. If the result is equal to this Vehicle's mana value, sacrifice this Vehicle, then it deals that much damage to any target."

Havoc Jester

Whenever you sacrifice a permanent, this creature deals 1 damage to any target.

Gravebreaker Lamia

Lifelink
When this creature enters, search your library for a card, put it into your graveyard, then shuffle.
Spells you cast from your graveyard cost {1} less to cast.

Non-Human Cannonball

When this creature dies, roll a six-sided die. If the result is 4 or less, this creature deals that much damage to you.

Razorkin Hordecaller

Haste
Whenever you attack, create a 1/1 red Gremlin creature token.

Bloodthirsty Aerialist

Flying
Whenever you gain life, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Rakdos Signet

Attempted Murder

Choose target creature. Roll X six-sided dice. For each even result, put two -1/-1 counters on that creature. For each odd result, create a 1/2 blue Bird creature token with flying named Storm Crow.

March of Reckless Joy

As an additional cost to cast this spell, you may exile any number of red cards from your hand. This spell costs {2} less to cast for each card exiled this way.
Exile the top X cards of your library. You may play up to two of those cards until the end of your next turn.

Happy Dead Squirrel

{TK}{TK} — {T}: Add {C}{C}. Spend this mana only to cast noncreature spells.
{TK}{TK}{TK} — Infect (This permanent deals damage to creatures in the form of -1/-1 counters and to players in the form of poison counters.)
{TK}{TK} — 3/2
{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} — 4/7

Clowning Around

Create two 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature tokens, then roll a six-sided die. If the result is equal to or less than the number of Robots you control, create a 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature token.

Clown Extruder

Visit — Create a 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature token.

Swamp

Robo-Piñata

When Robo-Piñata dies, choose one —
• You get {TK}{TK}.
• You may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.

Merry Bards

When this creature enters, you may pay {1}. When you do, create a Young Hero Role token attached to target creature you control. (If you control another Role on it, put that one into the graveyard. Enchanted creature has "Whenever this creature attacks, if its toughness is 3 or less, put a +1/+1 counter on it.")

Eidolon of the Great Revel

Whenever a player casts a spell with mana value 3 or less, this creature deals 2 damage to that player.

Night Brushwagg Ringmaster

{TK}{TK} — Menace
{TK}{TK}{TK} — Persist (When this permanent dies, if it had no -1/-1 counters on it, return it to the battlefield under its owner's control with a -1/-1 counter on it.)
{TK}{TK} — 2/3
{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} — 10/10

Clown Car

When this Vehicle enters, roll X six-sided dice. For each odd result, create a 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature token. For each even result, put a +1/+1 counter on this Vehicle.
Crew 2

Blim, Comedic Genius

Flying
Whenever Blim deals combat damage to a player, that player gains control of target permanent you control. Then each player loses life and discards cards equal to the number of permanents they control but don't own.

Thrilling Encore

Put onto the battlefield under your control all creature cards in all graveyards that were put there from the battlefield this turn.

Jester's Mask

This artifact enters tapped.
{1}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Target opponent puts the cards from their hand on top of their library. Search that player's library for that many cards. That player puts those cards into their hand, then shuffles.

Black Hole

Destroy target creature and up to X other target creatures, where X is the number of Attractions you've visited this turn.

The Jolly Balloon Man

Haste
{1}, {T}: Create a token that's a copy of another target creature you control, except it's a 1/1 red Balloon creature in addition to its other colors and types and it has flying and haste. Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step. Activate only as a sorcery.

Curtains' Call

Undaunted (This spell costs {1} less to cast for each opponent.)
Destroy two target creatures.

Wand of Wonder

{4}, {T}: Roll a d20. Each opponent exiles cards from the top of their library until they exile an instant or sorcery card, then shuffles the rest into their library. You may cast up to X instant and/or sorcery spells from among cards exiled this way without paying their mana costs.
1—9 | X is one.
10—19 | X is two.
20 | X is three.

Bladebrand

Target creature gains deathtouch until end of turn.
Draw a card.

Chaos Wand

{4}, {T}: Target opponent exiles cards from the top of their library until they exile an instant or sorcery card. You may cast that card without paying its mana cost. Then put the exiled cards that weren't cast this way on the bottom of that library in a random order.

Celebr-8000

At the beginning of combat on your turn, roll two six-sided dice. For each result of 1, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn. For each other result, it gains the indicated ability until end of turn. If you rolled doubles, it also gains double strike until end of turn.
• 2 — menace
• 3 — vigilance
• 4 — lifelink
• 5 — flying
• 6 — indestructible

Cruel Entertainment

Choose target player and another target player. The first player controls the second player during the second player's next turn, and the second player controls the first player during the first player's next turn.

Cult Guildmage

{3}{B}, {T}: Target player discards a card. Activate only as a sorcery.
{R}, {T}: This creature deals 1 damage to target opponent or planeswalker.

Bounce Chamber

Visit — Return a creature you don't control with the lowest toughness among creatures you don't control to its owner's hand. (If multiple creatures are tied, choose any one of them.)

Captive Audience

This enchantment enters under the control of an opponent of your choice.
At the beginning of your upkeep, choose one that hasn't been chosen —
• Your life total becomes 4.
• Discard your hand.
• Each opponent creates five 2/2 black Zombie creature tokens.

Sol Ring

Grab the Prize

As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard a card.
Draw two cards. If the discarded card wasn't a land card, Grab the Prize deals 2 damage to each opponent.

Nath's Buffoon

Carnival Elephant Meteor

{TK}{TK} — Sacrifice this permanent: Draw two cards.
{TK}{TK}{TK} — Whenever this creature attacks, proliferate. (Choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.)
{TK}{TK} — 4/1
{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} — 8/7

Sword-Swallowing Seraph

Flying, vigilance
When this creature enters, you may put a name sticker on a nonland permanent you own.
{1}{W}, {T}: Put a +1/+1 counter on another target creature with a name sticker on it. Activate only as a sorcery.

Concession Stand

Visit — Create a Food token. (It's an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.")

Vicious Clown

Whenever another creature you control with power 2 or less enters, this creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn.

Seize the Spotlight

Each opponent chooses fame or fortune. For each player who chose fame, gain control of a creature that player controls until end of turn. Untap those creatures and they gain haste until end of turn. For each player who chose fortune, you draw a card and create a Treasure token.

Puppet Strings

{2}, {T}: You may tap or untap target creature.

A Tale for the Ages

Enchanted creatures you control get +2/+2.

Thespian's Stage

{T}: Add {C}.
{2}, {T}: This land becomes a copy of target land, except it has this ability.

Saw in Half

Destroy target creature. If that creature dies this way, its controller creates two tokens that are copies of that creature, except their power is half that creature's power and their toughness is half that creature's toughness. Round up each time.

Carnage

Carnage deals 3 damage to target opponent. That player discards two cards.

Carnival

Carnival deals 1 damage to target creature or planeswalker and 1 damage to that permanent's controller.

Carnival // Carnage

"Name Sticker" Goblin

When this creature enters from anywhere other than a graveyard or exile, if it's on the battlefield and you control 9 or fewer creatures named "Name Sticker" Goblin, roll a 20-sided die.
1-6 | Add {R}{R}{R}{R}.
7-14 | Add {R}{R}{R}{R}{R}.
15-20 | Add {R}{R}{R}{R}{R}{R}.

Master Decoy

Hackrobat

Spectacle {B}{R} (You may cast this spell for its spectacle cost rather than its mana cost if an opponent lost life this turn.)
{B}: This creature gains deathtouch until end of turn.
{R}: This creature gets +2/-2 until end of turn.

Dihada, Binder of Wills

+2: Up to one target legendary creature gains vigilance, lifelink, and indestructible until your next turn.
−3: Reveal the top four cards of your library. Put any number of legendary cards from among them into your hand and the rest into your graveyard. Create a Treasure token for each card put into your graveyard this way.
−11: Gain control of all nonland permanents until end of turn. Untap them. They gain haste until end of turn.
Dihada, Binder of Wills can be your commander.

The Ozolith

Whenever a creature you control leaves the battlefield, if it had counters on it, put those counters on The Ozolith.
At the beginning of combat on your turn, if The Ozolith has counters on it, you may move all counters from The Ozolith onto target creature.

Exhibition Magician

When this creature enters, choose one —
• Create a 1/1 green and white Citizen creature token.
• Create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")

Blood Crypt

({T}: Add {B} or {R}.)
As this land enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.

Blade Juggler

Spectacle {2}{B} (You may cast this spell for its spectacle cost rather than its mana cost if an opponent lost life this turn.)
When this creature enters, it deals 1 damage to you and you draw a card.

Flick a Coin

Flick a Coin deals 1 damage to any target. You create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")
Draw a card.

Pyrotechnic Performer

Disguise {R} (You may cast this card face down for {3} as a 2/2 creature with ward {2}. Turn it face up any time for its disguise cost.)
Whenever this creature or another creature you control is turned face up, that creature deals damage equal to its power to each opponent.

Roar of the Crowd

Choose a creature type. Roar of the Crowd deals damage to any target equal to the number of permanents you control of the chosen type.

Creepy Puppeteer

Haste
Whenever this creature attacks, if you attacked with exactly one other creature this combat, you may have that creature's base power and toughness become 4/3 until end of turn.

Thrill of Possibility

As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard a card.
Draw two cards.

A Good Day to Pie

Tap up to two target creatures.
Whenever you put a name sticker on a creature, you may return this card from your graveyard to your hand.

Dramatic Finale

Creature tokens you control get +1/+1.
Whenever one or more nontoken creatures you control die, create a 2/1 white and black Inkling creature token with flying. This ability triggers only once each turn.

Raucous Carnival

This land enters tapped unless a player has 13 or less life.
{T}: Add {R} or {W}.

Misunderstood Trapeze Elf

{TK}{TK} — Whenever you cast a spell, this creature gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the amount of generic mana in that spell's mana cost.
{TK}{TK}{TK} — Hexproof
{TK}{TK} — 4/2
{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} — 6/6

Urza's Dark Cannonball

{TK}{TK} — Exalted, exalted (Whenever a creature you control attacks alone, it gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each instance of exalted among permanents you control.)
{TK}{TK}{TK} — Shadow (This creature can block or be blocked only by creatures with shadow.)
{TK}{TK} — 1/5
{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} — 7/4

Mystic Doom Sandwich

{TK}{TK} — Lifelink
{TK}{TK}{TK} — This creature must be blocked if able. Whenever this creature becomes blocked, it gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each creature blocking it.
{TK}{TK} — 1/4
{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} — 6/8

_____ Bird Gets the Worm

Flying
When this creature enters, you may put a name sticker on it. You gain X life, where X is the number of unique vowels on that sticker. (The vowels are A, E, I, O, U, and Y.)

Village Rites

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature.
Draw two cards.

Down for Repairs

Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it. That player discards that card. Destroy up to one target Attraction that player controls. (It's put into their junkyard.)

Big Winner

This creature has trample as long as you control a stickered permanent.

Draconian Gate-Bot

When this creature enters, choose one —
• Open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.)
• Destroy target Attraction. (It's put into its owner's junkyard.)

Showstopper

Until end of turn, creatures you control gain "When this creature dies, it deals 2 damage to target creature an opponent controls."

Jester's Scepter

When this artifact enters, exile the top five cards of target player's library face down. You may look at those cards for as long as they remain exiled.
{2}, {T}, Put a card exiled with this artifact into its owner's graveyard: Counter target spell if it has the same name as that card.

Transmogrifying Wand

This artifact enters with three charge counters on it.
{1}, {T}, Remove a charge counter from this artifact: Destroy target creature. Its controller creates a 2/4 white Ox creature token. Activate only as a sorcery.

Juri, Master of the Revue

Whenever you sacrifice a permanent, put a +1/+1 counter on Juri.
When Juri dies, it deals damage equal to its power to any target.

One-Clown Band

{2}{R}: Target Robot gets +2/+0 until end of turn.

Light Up the Stage

Spectacle {R} (You may cast this spell for its spectacle cost rather than its mana cost if an opponent lost life this turn.)
Exile the top two cards of your library. Until the end of your next turn, you may play those cards.

Balloon Stand

Visit — Choose one.
• Create a 1/1 red Balloon creature token with flying.
• Sacrifice a Balloon. If you do, target creature gains flying until end of turn.

Complaints Clerk

When this creature enters, open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.)
Whenever you roll a 1, create a 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature token.

Blazing Crescendo

Target creature gets +3/+1 until end of turn.
Exile the top card of your library. Until the end of your next turn, you may play that card.

Rakdos Firewheeler

When this creature enters, it deals 2 damage to target opponent and 2 damage to up to one target creature or planeswalker.

Chaos Harlequin

{R}: Exile the top card of your library. If that card is a land card, this creature gets -4/-0 until end of turn. Otherwise, this creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn.

Zombie Cheese Magician

{TK}{TK} — First strike
{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} — Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, draw that many cards.
{TK}{TK} — 3/3
{TK}{TK}{TK} — 6/2

Cavalcade of Calamity

Whenever a creature you control with power 1 or less attacks, this enchantment deals 1 damage to the player or planeswalker that creature is attacking.

Rakdos Trumpeter

Menace (This creature can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.)
{3}{R}: This creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn.

Kobold Overlord

First strike
Other Kobold creatures you control have first strike.

Illicit Auction

Each player may bid life for control of target creature. You start the bidding with a bid of 0. In turn order, each player may top the high bid. The bidding ends if the high bid stands. The high bidder loses life equal to the high bid and gains control of the creature. (This effect lasts indefinitely.)

Grand Crescendo

Create X 1/1 green and white Citizen creature tokens. Creatures you control gain indestructible until end of turn.

Eelectrocute

Eelectrocute deals 2 damage to any target.
You may cast this card from your graveyard as long as you've rolled a 6 this turn. If you cast it this way and it would be put into your graveyard, exile it instead.

Trendy Circus Pirate

{TK}{TK} — Deathtouch
{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} — Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, create that many 1/1 green Squirrel creature tokens.
{TK}{TK} — 5/1
{TK}{TK}{TK} — 3/6

Ragamuffyn

Hellbent — {T}, Sacrifice a creature or land: Draw a card. Activate only if you have no cards in hand.

Minotaur de Force

Haste
When Minotaur de Force enters, you get {TK}, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.

_____ Balls of Fire

When this enchantment enters, you may put a name sticker on it.
Whenever you put a sticker on this enchantment, it deals damage equal to the number of o's in name stickers on this enchantment to any target.

Not Dead After All

Until end of turn, target creature you control gains "When this creature dies, return it to the battlefield tapped under its owner's control, then create a Wicked Role token attached to it." (Enchanted creature gets +1/+1. When this token is put into a graveyard, each opponent loses 1 life.)

Merciless Harlequin

Freerunning {1}{B} (You may cast this spell for its freerunning cost if you dealt combat damage to a player this turn with an Assassin or commander.)
When this creature enters, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.

Wound Reflection

At the beginning of each end step, each opponent loses life equal to the life they lost this turn. (Damage causes loss of life.)

Goblin Maskmaker

Whenever this creature attacks, face-down spells you cast this turn cost {1} less to cast.