Untimely Malfunction

Choose one —
• Destroy target artifact.
• Change the target of target spell or ability with a single target.
• One or two target creatures can't block this turn.

Warbeast of Gorgoroth

Whenever Warbeast of Gorgoroth or another creature you control with power 4 or greater dies, amass Orcs 2. (Put two +1/+1 counters on an Army you control. It's also an Orc. If you don't control an Army, create a 0/0 black Orc Army creature token first.)

Genasi Enforcers

Myriad (Whenever this creature attacks, for each opponent other than defending player, you may create a token copy that's tapped and attacking that player or a planeswalker they control. Exile the tokens at end of combat.)
{1}{R}: Creatures you control named Genasi Enforcers get +1/+0 until end of turn.

Dazzling Angel

Flying
Whenever another creature you control enters, you gain 1 life.

Uncharted Haven

This land enters tapped. As it enters, choose a color.
{T}: Add one mana of the chosen color.

Orphans of the Wheat

Whenever Orphans of the Wheat attacks, tap any number of untapped creatures you control. Orphans of the Wheat gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each creature tapped this way.

Raucous Carnival

Raucous Carnival enters tapped unless a player has 13 or less life.
{T}: Add {R} or {W}.

Exotic Orchard

{T}: Add one mana of any color that a land an opponent controls could produce.

Lionheart Glimmer

Ward {2} (Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, counter it unless that player pays {2}.)
Whenever you attack, creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn.

Cathodion

Mountain

Coalition Warbrute

Enlist (As this creature attacks, you may tap a nonattacking creature you control without summoning sickness. When you do, add its power to this creature's until end of turn.)
Trample

Command Tower

{T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.

Enduring Courage

Whenever another creature you control enters, it gets +2/+0 and gains haste until end of turn.
When Enduring Courage dies, if it was a creature, return it to the battlefield under its owner's control. It's an enchantment. (It's not a creature.)

Inherited Envelope

When Inherited Envelope enters, the Ring tempts you.
{T}: Add one mana of any color.

Hardened Escort

Whenever Hardened Escort attacks, another target creature you control gets +1/+0 and gains indestructible until end of turn. (Damage and effects that say "destroy" don't destroy it.)

Detained by Legionnaires

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature can't attack or block.

Guarded Heir

Lifelink (Damage dealt by this creature also causes you to gain that much life.)
When this creature enters, create two 3/3 white Knight creature tokens.

The Jolly Balloon Man

Haste
{1}, {T}: Create a token that's a copy of another target creature you control, except it's a 1/1 red Balloon creature in addition to its other colors and types and it has flying and haste. Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step. Activate only as a sorcery.

Plundering Pirate

When Plundering Pirate enters, create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color.")

Ghostly Dancers

Flying
When Ghostly Dancers enters, return an enchantment card from your graveyard to your hand or unlock a locked door of a Room you control.
Eerie — Whenever an enchantment you control enters and whenever you fully unlock a Room, create a 3/1 white Spirit creature token with flying.

Glimmerlight

When Glimmerlight enters, create a 1/1 white Glimmer enchantment creature token.
Equipped creature gets +1/+1.
Equip {1} ({1}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Electrostatic Pummeler

When Electrostatic Pummeler enters, you get {E}{E}{E} (three energy counters).
Pay {E}{E}{E}: Electrostatic Pummeler gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is its power.

Goldvein Pick

Equipped creature gets +1/+1.
Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color.")
Equip {1} ({1}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Fear of Immobility

When Fear of Immobility enters, tap up to one target creature. If an opponent controls that creature, put a stun counter on it. (If a permanent with a stun counter would become untapped, remove one from it instead.)

Hospital Room

Whenever you attack, put a +1/+1 counter on target attacking creature.
(You may cast either half. That door unlocks on the battlefield. As a sorcery, you may pay the mana cost of a locked door to unlock it.)

Surgical Suite

When you unlock this door, return target creature card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield.
(You may cast either half. That door unlocks on the battlefield. As a sorcery, you may pay the mana cost of a locked door to unlock it.)

Surgical Suite // Hospital Room

Eastfarthing Farmer

When Eastfarthing Farmer enters, create a Food token. When you do, target creature you control gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each Food you control. (A Food token is an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.")

Commander's Sphere

{T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.
Sacrifice Commander's Sphere: Draw a card.

Arcane Signet

Protector of Gondor

When Protector of Gondor enters, create a 1/1 white Human Soldier creature token.

Aerie Auxiliary

Flying
When Aerie Auxiliary enters, support 2. (Put a +1/+1 counter on each of up to two other target creatures.)

Stone Quarry

Stone Quarry enters tapped.
{T}: Add {R} or {W}.

Thraben Charm

Choose one —
• Thraben Charm deals damage equal to twice the number of creatures you control to target creature.
• Destroy target enchantment.
• Exile any number of target players' graveyards.

Seasoned Warrenguard

Whenever Seasoned Warrenguard attacks while you control a token, Seasoned Warrenguard gets +2/+0 until end of turn.

Glimmer Seeker

Survival — At the beginning of your second main phase, if Glimmer Seeker is tapped, draw a card if you control a Glimmer creature. If you don't control a Glimmer creature, create a 1/1 white Glimmer enchantment creature token.

Savior of the Small

Survival — At the beginning of your second main phase, if Savior of the Small is tapped, return target creature card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to your hand.

Alpine Meadow

({T}: Add {R} or {W}.)
Alpine Meadow enters tapped.

Hidden Grotto

When Hidden Grotto enters, surveil 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put it into your graveyard.)
{T}: Add {C}.
{1}, {T}: Add one mana of any color.

Westfold Rider

Sacrifice Westfold Rider: Destroy target artifact or enchantment. Activate only as a sorcery.

Razorkin Hordecaller

Haste
Whenever you attack, create a 1/1 red Gremlin creature token.

Meteor Golem

When Meteor Golem enters, destroy target nonland permanent an opponent controls.

Shattered Yard

At the beginning of your end step, this Room deals 1 damage to each opponent.
(You may cast either half. That door unlocks on the battlefield. As a sorcery, you may pay the mana cost of a locked door to unlock it.)

Glassworks

When you unlock this door, this Room deals 4 damage to target creature an opponent controls.
(You may cast either half. That door unlocks on the battlefield. As a sorcery, you may pay the mana cost of a locked door to unlock it.)

Glassworks // Shattered Yard

Angel of Finality

Flying
When Angel of Finality enters, exile target player's graveyard.

Prop Room

Untap each creature you control during each other player's untap step.
(You may cast either half. That door unlocks on the battlefield. As a sorcery, you may pay the mana cost of a locked door to unlock it.)

Dazzling Theater

Creature spells you cast have convoke. (Your creatures can help cast those spells. Each creature you tap while casting a creature spell pays for {1} or one mana of that creature's color.)
(You may cast either half. That door unlocks on the battlefield. As a sorcery, you may pay the mana cost of a locked door to unlock it.)

Dazzling Theater // Prop Room

Fountainport Bell

When Fountainport Bell enters, you may search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, then shuffle and put that card on top.
{1}, Sacrifice Fountainport Bell: Draw a card.

Hand That Feeds

Delirium — Whenever Hand That Feeds attacks while there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard, it gets +2/+0 and gains menace until end of turn. (It can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.)

Spitebellows

When Spitebellows leaves the battlefield, it deals 6 damage to target creature.
Evoke {1}{R}{R} (You may cast this spell for its evoke cost. If you do, it's sacrificed when it enters.)

Dragon Trainer

When this creature enters, create a 4/4 red Dragon creature token with flying.

Stockpiling Celebrant

When Stockpiling Celebrant enters, you may return another target nonland permanent you control to its owner's hand. If you do, scry 2.

Terramorphic Expanse

{T}, Sacrifice Terramorphic Expanse: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Gleaming Barrier

Defender
When Gleaming Barrier dies, create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color.")

Patchwork Banner

As Patchwork Banner enters, choose a creature type.
Creatures you control of the chosen type get +1/+1.
{T}: Add one mana of any color.

Marvin, Murderous Mimic

Marvin, Murderous Mimic has all activated abilities of creatures you control that don't have the same name as this creature.

Redcap Thief

When Redcap Thief enters, create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color.")

Piggy Bank

When Piggy Bank dies, create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color.")

Sheltered by Ghosts

Enchant creature you control
When Sheltered by Ghosts enters, exile target nonland permanent an opponent controls until Sheltered by Ghosts leaves the battlefield.
Enchanted creature gets +1/+0 and has lifelink and ward {2}.

Bonder's Ornament

{T}: Add one mana of any color.
{4}, {T}: Each player who controls a permanent named Bonder's Ornament draws a card.

Plains

Fear of Being Hunted

Haste
Fear of Being Hunted must be blocked if able.

Fear of Burning Alive

When Fear of Burning Alive enters, it deals 4 damage to each opponent.
Delirium — Whenever a source you control deals noncombat damage to an opponent, if there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard, Fear of Burning Alive deals that amount of damage to target creature that player controls.

Tunnel of Hate

Whenever you attack, target attacking creature gains double strike until end of turn.
(You may cast either half. That door unlocks on the battlefield. As a sorcery, you may pay the mana cost of a locked door to unlock it.)

Ticket Booth

When you unlock this door, manifest dread.
(You may cast either half. That door unlocks on the battlefield. As a sorcery, you may pay the mana cost of a locked door to unlock it.)

Ticket Booth // Tunnel of Hate

Violent Urge

Target creature gets +1/+0 and gains first strike until end of turn.
Delirium — If there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard, that creature gains double strike until end of turn.

Sensor Splicer

When Sensor Splicer enters, create a 3/3 colorless Phyrexian Golem artifact creature token.
Golem creatures you control have vigilance.

Evolving Wilds

{T}, Sacrifice Evolving Wilds: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Solemn Simulacrum

When Solemn Simulacrum enters, you may search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
When Solemn Simulacrum dies, you may draw a card.

Harnessed Snubhorn

Vigilance
Whenever Harnessed Snubhorn deals combat damage to a player, return target artifact or enchantment card from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Defaced Gallery

Whenever you attack, attacking creatures you control get +1/+0 until end of turn.
(You may cast either half. That door unlocks on the battlefield. As a sorcery, you may pay the mana cost of a locked door to unlock it.)

Painter's Studio

When you unlock this door, exile the top two cards of your library. You may play them until the end of your next turn.
(You may cast either half. That door unlocks on the battlefield. As a sorcery, you may pay the mana cost of a locked door to unlock it.)

Painter's Studio // Defaced Gallery

Patron of the Arts

When Patron of the Arts enters or dies, create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color.")

Most Valuable Slayer

Whenever you attack, target attacking creature gets +1/+0 and gains first strike until end of turn.

Prosperous Bandit

Offspring {1} (You may pay an additional {1} as you cast this spell. If you do, when this creature enters, create a 1/1 token copy of it.)
First strike
Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, create that many tapped Treasure tokens.

Neighborhood Guardian

Whenever another creature you control with power 2 or less enters, target creature you control gets +1/+1 until end of turn.

Giggling Skitterspike

Indestructible
Whenever Giggling Skitterspike attacks, blocks, or becomes the target of a spell, it deals damage equal to its power to each opponent.
{5}: Monstrosity 5. (If this creature isn't monstrous, put five +1/+1 counters on it and it becomes monstrous.)

Chainsaw

When Chainsaw enters, it deals 3 damage to up to one target creature.
Whenever one or more creatures die, put a rev counter on Chainsaw.
Equipped creature gets +X/+0, where X is the number of rev counters on Chainsaw.
Equip {3}

Reluctant Role Model

Survival — At the beginning of your second main phase, if Reluctant Role Model is tapped, put a flying, lifelink, or +1/+1 counter on it.
Whenever Reluctant Role Model or another creature you control dies, if it had counters on it, put those counters on up to one target creature.