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Does your hand in any way own your stomach?
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Commander

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Marina Vendrell

When Marina Vendrell enters, reveal the top seven cards of your library. Put all enchantment cards from among them into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. {T}: Lock or unlock a door of target Room you control. Activate only as a sorcery.

Creature
Marina Vendrell (dsk) 221

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Finishers

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Cacophony Unleashed

When this enchantment enters, if you cast it, destroy all nonenchantment creatures. Whenever this enchantment or another enchantment you control enters, until end of turn, this enchantment becomes a legendary 6/6 Nightmare God creature with menace and deathtouch. It's still an enchantment.

Enchantment
Cacophony Unleashed (cmm) 730
Mirror Room

Enchantment
Mirror Room // Fractured Realm (dsk) 67
Shark Typhoon

Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, create an X/X blue Shark creature token with flying, where X is that spell's mana value. Cycling {X}{1}{U} ({X}{1}{U}, Discard this card: Draw a card.) When you cycle this card, create an X/X blue Shark creature token with flying.

Enchantment
Shark Typhoon (dsc) 127
Warstorm Surge

Whenever a creature you control enters, it deals damage equal to its power to any target.

Enchantment
Warstorm Surge (blc) 117

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Ramp

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Arcane Signet

{T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.

Artifact
Arcane Signet (dsc) 92
Bloom Tender

{T}: For each color among permanents you control, add one mana of that color.

Creature
Bloom Tender (2x2) 138
Dryad of the Ilysian Grove

You may play an additional land on each of your turns. Lands you control are every basic land type in addition to their other types.

Creature Enchantment
Dryad of the Ilysian Grove (cmm) 891
Farseek

Search your library for a Plains, Island, Swamp, or Mountain card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Sorcery
Farseek (blc) 119
Fertile Ground

Enchant land Whenever enchanted land is tapped for mana, its controller adds an additional one mana of any color.

Enchantment
Fertile Ground (woc) 126
Greenhouse

Enchantment
Greenhouse // Rickety Gazebo (dsk) 181
Inquisitive Glimmer

Enchantment spells you cast cost {1} less to cast. Unlock costs you pay cost {1} less.

Creature Enchantment
Inquisitive Glimmer (dsk) 217
Jukai Naturalist

Lifelink Enchantment spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.

Creature Enchantment
Jukai Naturalist (woc) 140
Moldering Gym

Enchantment
Moldering Gym // Weight Room (dsk) 190
Nature's Lore

Search your library for a Forest card, put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Sorcery
Nature's Lore (mkc) 178
Omenpath Journey

When this enchantment enters, search your library for up to five land cards that have different names, exile them, then shuffle. At the beginning of your end step, choose a card at random exiled with this enchantment and put it onto the battlefield tapped.

Enchantment
Omenpath Journey (big) 18
Sanctum Weaver

{T}: Add X mana of any one color, where X is the number of enchantments you control.

Creature Enchantment
Sanctum Weaver (woc) 131
Sol Ring

{T}: Add {C}{C}.

Artifact
Sol Ring (dsc) 94
Spelunking

When this enchantment enters, draw a card, then you may put a land card from your hand onto the battlefield. If you put a Cave onto the battlefield this way, you gain 4 life. Lands you control enter untapped.

Enchantment
Spelunking (lci) 213
Trace of Abundance

Enchant land Enchanted land has shroud. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities.) Whenever enchanted land is tapped for mana, its controller adds an additional one mana of any color.

Enchantment
Trace of Abundance (arb) 142

Ramp

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Beat Face

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Flameshadow Conjuring

Whenever a nontoken creature you control enters, you may pay {R}. If you do, create a token that's a copy of that creature. That token gains haste. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step.

Enchantment
Flameshadow Conjuring (moc) 280
Ticket Booth

Enchantment
Ticket Booth // Tunnel of Hate (dsk) 158

Beat Face

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Hidden Commander

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Opalescence

Each other non-Aura enchantment is a creature in addition to its other types and has base power and base toughness each equal to its mana value.

Enchantment
Opalescence (uds) 13

Hidden Commander

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Recursion

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Anikthea, Hand of Erebos

Menace Other enchantment creatures you control have menace. Whenever Anikthea enters or attacks, exile up to one target non-Aura enchantment card from your graveyard. Create a token that's a copy of that card, except it's a 3/3 black Zombie creature in addition to its other types.

Creature Enchantment
Anikthea, Hand of Erebos (cmm) 705
Replenish

Return all enchantment cards from your graveyard to the battlefield. (Auras with nothing to enchant remain in your graveyard.)

Sorcery
Replenish (uds) 15
Starfield of Nyx

At the beginning of your upkeep, you may return target enchantment card from your graveyard to the battlefield. As long as you control five or more enchantments, each other non-Aura enchantment you control is a creature in addition to its other types and has base power and base toughness each equal to its mana value.

Enchantment
Starfield of Nyx (cmm) 840
Surgical Suite

Enchantment
Surgical Suite // Hospital Room (dsk) 34

Recursion

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Interaction

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Alseid of Life's Bounty

Lifelink {1}, Sacrifice this creature: Target creature or enchantment you control gains protection from the color of your choice until end of turn.

Creature Enchantment
Alseid of Life's Bounty (j22) 143
Aura Shards

Whenever a creature you control enters, you may destroy target artifact or enchantment.

Enchantment
Aura Shards (plst) INV-233
Bothersome Quasit

Menace Goaded creatures your opponents control can't block. Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, goad target creature an opponent controls. (Until your next turn, that creature attacks each combat if able and attacks a player other than you if able.)

Creature
Bothersome Quasit (clb) 674
Doomwake Giant

Constellation — Whenever this creature or another enchantment you control enters, creatures your opponents control get -1/-1 until end of turn.

Creature Enchantment
Doomwake Giant (dsc) 138
Popular Entertainer

Commander creatures you own have "Whenever one or more creatures you control deal combat damage to a player, goad target creature that player controls." (Until your next turn, that creature attacks each combat if able and attacks a player other than you if able.)

Enchantment
Popular Entertainer (clb) 192
Restricted Office

Enchantment
Restricted Office // Lecture Hall (dsk) 227
Roaring Furnace

Enchantment
Roaring Furnace // Steaming Sauna (dsk) 230
Taunt from the Rampart

Goad all creatures your opponents control. Until your next turn, those creatures can't block. (Until your next turn, those creatures attack each combat if able and attack a player other than you if able.)

Sorcery
Taunt from the Rampart (ltc) 481
Touch the Spirit Realm

When this enchantment enters, exile up to one target artifact or creature until this enchantment leaves the battlefield. Channel — {1}{W}, Discard this card: Exile target artifact or creature. Return it to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end step.

Enchantment
Touch the Spirit Realm (neo) 40
Trapped in the Screen

Ward {2} (Whenever this enchantment becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, counter it unless that player pays {2}.) When this enchantment enters, exile target artifact, creature, or enchantment an opponent controls until this enchantment leaves the battlefield.

Enchantment
Trapped in the Screen (dsk) 36

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Tutor

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Clutch of the Undercity

Return target permanent to its owner's hand. Its controller loses 3 life. Transmute {1}{U}{B} ({1}{U}{B}, Discard this card: Search your library for a card with the same mana value as this card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. Transmute only as a sorcery.)

Instant
Clutch of the Undercity (plst) RAV-197
Enlightened Tutor

Search your library for an artifact or enchantment card, reveal it, then shuffle and put that card on top.

Instant
Enlightened Tutor (dmr) 6
Idyllic Tutor

Search your library for an enchantment card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Sorcery
Idyllic Tutor (thb) 24
Lim-Dûl's Vault

Look at the top five cards of your library. As many times as you choose, you may pay 1 life, put those cards on the bottom of your library in any order, then look at the top five cards of your library. Then shuffle and put the last cards you looked at this way on top in any order.

Instant
Lim-Dûl's Vault (mb2) 87
Long-Term Plans

Search your library for a card, then shuffle and put that card third from the top.

Instant
Long-Term Plans (plst) SCG-38
Sterling Grove

Other enchantments you control have shroud. (They can't be the targets of spells or abilities.) {1}, Sacrifice this enchantment: Search your library for an enchantment card, reveal it, then shuffle and put that card on top.

Enchantment
Sterling Grove (mh2) 293
The Cruelty of Gix

Read ahead (Choose a chapter and start with that many lore counters. Add one after your draw step. Skipped chapters don't trigger. Sacrifice after III.) I — Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a creature or planeswalker card from it. That player discards that card. II — Search your library for a card, put that card into your hand, then shuffle. You lose 3 life. III — Put target creature card from a graveyard onto the battlefield under your control.

Enchantment
The Cruelty of Gix (dmu) 87
Wild Research

{1}{W}: Search your library for an enchantment card and reveal that card. Put it into your hand, then discard a card at random. Then shuffle. {1}{U}: Search your library for an instant card and reveal that card. Put it into your hand, then discard a card at random. Then shuffle.

Enchantment
Wild Research (plst) APC-72

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Draw

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Argothian Enchantress

Shroud (This creature can't be the target of spells or abilities.) Whenever you cast an enchantment spell, draw a card.

Creature
Argothian Enchantress (ema) 158
Bottomless Pool

Enchantment
Bottomless Pool // Locker Room (dsk) 43
Derelict Attic

Enchantment
Derelict Attic // Widow's Walk (dsk) 93
Eidolon of Blossoms

Constellation — Whenever this creature or another enchantment you control enters, draw a card.

Creature Enchantment
Eidolon of Blossoms (woc) 124
Enchantress's Presence

Whenever you cast an enchantment spell, draw a card.

Enchantment
Enchantress's Presence (woc) 125
Entity Tracker

Flash Eerie — Whenever an enchantment you control enters and whenever you fully unlock a Room, draw a card.

Creature
Entity Tracker (dsk) 290
Garruk's Uprising

When this enchantment enters, if you control a creature with power 4 or greater, draw a card. Creatures you control have trample. (Each of those creatures can deal excess combat damage to the player or planeswalker it's attacking.) Whenever a creature you control with power 4 or greater enters, draw a card.

Enchantment
Garruk's Uprising (blc) 219
Glorious Sunrise

At the beginning of combat on your turn, choose one — • Creatures you control get +1/+1 and gain trample until end of turn. • Target land gains "{T}: Add {G}{G}{G}" until end of turn. • Draw a card if you control a creature with power 3 or greater. • You gain 3 life.

Enchantment
Glorious Sunrise (vow) 200
Guardian Project

Whenever a nontoken creature you control enters, if it doesn't have the same name as another creature you control or a creature card in your graveyard, draw a card.

Enchantment
Guardian Project (rvr) 146
Meat Locker

Enchantment
Meat Locker // Drowned Diner (dsk) 65
Painter's Studio

Enchantment
Painter's Studio // Defaced Gallery (dsk) 147
Silent Hallcreeper

This creature can't be blocked. Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, choose one that hasn't been chosen — • Put two +1/+1 counters on this creature. • Draw a card. • This creature becomes a copy of another target creature you control.

Creature Enchantment
Silent Hallcreeper (dsk) 72
Sythis, Harvest's Hand

Whenever you cast an enchantment spell, you gain 1 life and draw a card.

Creature Enchantment
Sythis, Harvest's Hand (cmm) 938

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Land

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Arid Mesa

{T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a Mountain or Plains card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Land
Arid Mesa (mh2) 244
Breeding Pool

({T}: Add {G} or {U}.) As this land enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.

Land
Breeding Pool (rvr) 275
Command Tower

{T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.

Land
Command Tower (dsc) 96
Exotic Orchard

{T}: Add one mana of any color that a land an opponent controls could produce.

Land
Exotic Orchard (dsc) 275
Flooded Strand

{T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a Plains or Island card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Land
Flooded Strand (mh3) 220
Forest

({T}: Add {G}.)

Land
Forest (dsk) 286
Godless Shrine

({T}: Add {W} or {B}.) As this land enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.

Land
Godless Shrine (rvr) 277
Hall of Heliod's Generosity

{T}: Add {C}. {1}{W}, {T}: Put target enchantment card from your graveyard on top of your library.

Land
Hall of Heliod's Generosity (dsc) 283
Hallowed Fountain

({T}: Add {W} or {U}.) As this land enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.

Land
Hallowed Fountain (rvr) 280
Hushwood Verge

{T}: Add {G}. {T}: Add {W}. Activate only if you control a Forest or a Plains.

Land
Hushwood Verge (dsk) 261
Indatha Triome

({T}: Add {W}, {B}, or {G}.) This land enters tapped. Cycling {3} ({3}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Land
Indatha Triome (iko) 248
Island

({T}: Add {U}.)

Land
Island (dsk) 279
Jetmir's Garden

({T}: Add {R}, {G}, or {W}.) This land enters tapped. Cycling {3} ({3}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Land
Jetmir's Garden (snc) 250
Ketria Triome

({T}: Add {G}, {U}, or {R}.) This land enters tapped. Cycling {3} ({3}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Land
Ketria Triome (plst) IKO-250
Misty Rainforest

{T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a Forest or Island card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Land
Misty Rainforest (mh2) 250
Mountain

({T}: Add {R}.)

Land
Mountain (dsk) 283
Overgrown Tomb

({T}: Add {B} or {G}.) As this land enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.

Land
Overgrown Tomb (rvr) 283
Plains

({T}: Add {W}.)

Land
Plains (fdn) 273
Polluted Delta

{T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for an Island or Swamp card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Land
Polluted Delta (mh3) 224
Raffine's Tower

({T}: Add {W}, {U}, or {B}.) This land enters tapped. Cycling {3} ({3}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Land
Raffine's Tower (snc) 254
Raugrin Triome

({T}: Add {U}, {R}, or {W}.) This land enters tapped. Cycling {3} ({3}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Land
Raugrin Triome (iko) 251
Sacred Foundry

({T}: Add {R} or {W}.) As this land enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.

Land
Sacred Foundry (rvr) 285
Savai Triome

({T}: Add {R}, {W}, or {B}.) This land enters tapped. Cycling {3} ({3}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Land
Savai Triome (iko) 253
Spara's Headquarters

({T}: Add {G}, {W}, or {U}.) This land enters tapped. Cycling {3} ({3}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Land
Spara's Headquarters (snc) 257
Steam Vents

({T}: Add {U} or {R}.) As this land enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.

Land
Steam Vents (rvr) 288
Stomping Ground

({T}: Add {R} or {G}.) As this land enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.

Land
Stomping Ground (rvr) 289
Swamp

({T}: Add {B}.)

Land
Swamp (fdn) 277
Temple Garden

({T}: Add {G} or {W}.) As this land enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.

Land
Temple Garden (rvr) 290
Valgavoth's Lair

Hexproof This land enters tapped. As it enters, choose a color. {T}: Add one mana of the chosen color.

Land Enchantment
Valgavoth's Lair (dsk) 271
Verdant Catacombs

{T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a Swamp or Forest card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Land
Verdant Catacombs (mh2) 260
Windswept Heath

{T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a Forest or Plains card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Land
Windswept Heath (mh3) 235
Ziatora's Proving Ground

({T}: Add {B}, {R}, or {G}.) This land enters tapped. Cycling {3} ({3}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Land
Ziatora's Proving Ground (snc) 261

Land

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Maybeboard

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Chamber of Manipulation

Enchant land Enchanted land has "{T}, Discard a card: Gain control of target creature until end of turn."

Enchantment
Chamber of Manipulation (ody) 76
Cloudshift

Exile target creature you control, then return that card to the battlefield under your control.

Instant
Cloudshift (plst) A25-7
Moon-Blessed Cleric

Divine Intervention — When this creature enters, you may search your library for an enchantment card, reveal it, then shuffle and put that card on top.

Creature
Moon-Blessed Cleric (dsc) 69
Secret Arcade

Enchantment
Secret Arcade // Dusty Parlor (dsc) 10

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Deck Info

Deck stats

25 pips - 22 cards
21 mana - 21 cards
23 pips - 15 cards
15 mana - 15 cards
11 pips - 8 cards
14 mana - 14 cards
14 pips - 11 cards
17 mana - 17 cards
27 pips - 23 cards
23 mana - 21 cards
0 pips - 0 cards
3 mana - 2 cards
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Description

{"ops":[{"insert":"This deck is one of several inspired by The Magnus Archives podcast. More specifically, this 5-color deck is inspired by The Distortion, an eldritch figure who was once Michael and who lives inside a reality-bending endless corridor. His arrival is heralded by a yellow door that absolutely should not be there. Most importantly, Michael does not own the doors any more than the doors own Michael. The deck title references this particular exchange, and it is built around the concept of Michael's living corridors, which have a mind of their own. The Distortion feeds on a fear of doubt and madness, getting lost in an impossible labyrinth, and the corridors devours their victims such that once you walk into a door, you're unlikely to walk out. \n\nThematically, this deck utilizes "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Marina Vendrell"}},{"insert":" in the command zone to help us find and gain value from our hidden commander, "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Opalescence"}},{"insert":" . Marina, like Michael, does not own or command her doors; in fact the corridors are in charge. But Marina's ETB trigger can help us more effectively dig for our hidden Commander and continue to supply us with living enchantments once Opalescence is on the field.\n\nI want to make it clear that Opalescence is not the finisher for this deck and is designed to function earlier in the game as a critical piece of this deck's engine. Many of the effects in this deck take advantage of our Rooms and other enchantments entering the battlefield as creatures. In fact, the other fun function of Marina in this deck is her ability to unlock rooms: this will increase the mana value of my rooms (once both halves are unlocked) and therefore increase the power and toughness of my Rooms as creatures. The deck wants to beat down opponents in combat.\n\nWe're also trying to take advantage of "},{"attributes":{"italic":true},"insert":"other people's "},{"insert":"enchantments entering as creatures, one of the core reasons I didn't choose a one-sided effect like "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Starfield of Nyx"}},{"insert":" as my hidden commander. I wanted to make use of goad effects, such as "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Taunt from the Rampart"}},{"insert":" that would mess with opponents' board states and force their enchantments (and their other creatures) into combat. Starfield functions primarily as recursion and backup in this deck. \n\nWhat I really wanted to make use of by building around Opalescence was the ability to cast Noncreature spells and have them enter as creatures (because it sounds funny and maddeningly illogical). So the finishers in this deck include a combination of "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Warstorm Surge"}},{"insert":" and "},{"insert":{"card-link":"Shark Typhoon"}},{"insert":" , two of my fun pet cards that I'm extremely excited to have as payoffs in this deck and which match the level of horror and madness I'm going for.\n"}]}
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