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Worst of the WOrst
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Ugliest Basic Land

Quantity: 39Price: $241.62
Forest

({T}: Add {G}.)

Land
Forest (ugl) 88
Forest

({T}: Add {G}.)

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Forest (sld) 1194
Forest

({T}: Add {G}.)

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Forest (sld) 1472
Forest

({T}: Add {G}.)

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Forest (sld) 1515
Forest

({T}: Add {G}.)

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Forest (sld) 1651
Forest

({T}: Add {G}.)

Land
Forest (sld) 258
Forest

({T}: Add {G}.)

Land
Forest (und) 96
Forest

({T}: Add {G}.)

Land
Forest (m21) 313
Island

({T}: Add {U}.)

Land
Island (ugl) 85
Island

({T}: Add {U}.)

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Island (sld) 1191
Island

({T}: Add {U}.)

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Island (sld) 1648
Island

({T}: Add {U}.)

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Island (sld) 255
Island

({T}: Add {U}.)

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Island (und) 90
Island

({T}: Add {U}.)

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Island (m21) 310
Mountain

({T}: Add {R}.)

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Mountain (ugl) 87
Mountain

({T}: Add {R}.)

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Mountain (sld) 1193
Mountain

({T}: Add {R}.)

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Mountain (sld) 1514
Mountain

({T}: Add {R}.)

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Mountain (sld) 1650
Mountain

({T}: Add {R}.)

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Mountain (sld) 257
Mountain

({T}: Add {R}.)

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Mountain (sld) 387
Mountain

({T}: Add {R}.)

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Mountain (und) 94
Mountain

({T}: Add {R}.)

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Mountain (m21) 312
Plains

({T}: Add {W}.)

Land
Plains (ugl) 84
Plains

({T}: Add {W}.)

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Plains (sld) 1190
Plains

({T}: Add {W}.)

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Plains (sld) 1513
Plains

({T}: Add {W}.)

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Plains (sld) 1647
Plains

({T}: Add {W}.)

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Plains (sld) 254
Plains

({T}: Add {W}.)

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Plains (sld) 670
Plains

({T}: Add {W}.)

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Plains (und) 88
Plains

({T}: Add {W}.)

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Plains (m21) 309
Swamp

({T}: Add {B}.)

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Swamp (ugl) 86
Swamp

({T}: Add {B}.)

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Swamp (sld) 1192
Swamp

({T}: Add {B}.)

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Swamp (sld) 1649
Swamp

({T}: Add {B}.)

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Swamp (sld) 256
Swamp

({T}: Add {B}.)

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Swamp (und) 92
Swamp

({T}: Add {B}.)

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Swamp (m21) 311

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Worst Land

Quantity: 14Price: $72.58
Adventurers' Guildhouse

Green legendary creatures you control have "bands with other legendary creatures." (Any legendary creatures can attack in a band as long as at least one has "bands with other legendary creatures." Bands are blocked as a group. If at least two legendary creatures you control, one of which has "bands with other legendary creatures," are blocking or being blocked by the same creature, you divide that creature's combat damage, not its controller, among any of the creatures it's being blocked by or is blocking.)

Land
Adventurers' Guildhouse (leg) 300
Cathedral of Serra

White legendary creatures you control have "bands with other legendary creatures." (Any legendary creatures can attack in a band as long as at least one has "bands with other legendary creatures." Bands are blocked as a group. If at least two legendary creatures you control, one of which has "bands with other legendary creatures," are blocking or being blocked by the same creature, you divide that creature's combat damage, not its controller, among any of the creatures it's being blocked by or is blocking.)

Land
Cathedral of Serra (leg) 301
Forsaken City

This land doesn't untap during your untap step. At the beginning of your upkeep, you may exile a card from your hand. If you do, untap this land. {T}: Add one mana of any color.

Land
Forsaken City (plst) PLS-139
Hall of the Bandit Lord

Hall of the Bandit Lord enters tapped. {T}, Pay 3 life: Add {C}. If that mana is spent on a creature spell, it gains haste.

Land
Hall of the Bandit Lord (plst) CHK-277
Mountain Stronghold

Red legendary creatures you control have "bands with other legendary creatures." (Any legendary creatures can attack in a band as long as at least one has "bands with other legendary creatures." Bands are blocked as a group. If at least two legendary creatures you control, one of which has "bands with other legendary creatures," are blocking or being blocked by the same creature, you divide that creature's combat damage, not its controller, among any of the creatures it's being blocked by or is blocking.)

Land
Mountain Stronghold (leg) 304
Nomad Stadium

{T}: Add {W}. This land deals 1 damage to you. Threshold — {W}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: You gain 4 life. Activate only if seven or more cards are in your graveyard.

Land
Nomad Stadium (ody) 322
Oasis

{T}: Prevent the next 1 damage that would be dealt to target creature this turn.

Land
Oasis (4ed) 362
Rainbow Vale

{T}: Add one mana of any color. An opponent gains control of this land at the beginning of the next end step.

Land
Rainbow Vale (fem) 99
Rhystic Cave

{T}: Choose a color. Add one mana of that color unless any player pays {1}. Activate only as an instant.

Land
Rhystic Cave (pcy) 142
Seafarer's Quay

Blue legendary creatures you control have "bands with other legendary creatures." (Any legendary creatures can attack in a band as long as at least one has "bands with other legendary creatures." Bands are blocked as a group. If at least two legendary creatures you control, one of which has "bands with other legendary creatures," are blocking or being blocked by the same creature, you divide that creature's combat damage, not its controller, among any of the creatures it's being blocked by or is blocking.)

Land
Seafarer's Quay (leg) 306
Sorrow's Path

{T}: Choose two target blocking creatures controlled by the same opponent. If each of those creatures could block all creatures that the other is blocking, remove both of them from combat. Each one then blocks all creatures the other was blocking. Whenever this land becomes tapped, it deals 2 damage to you and each creature you control.

Land
Sorrow's Path (drk) 119
Tomb of Urami

{T}: Add {B}. Tomb of Urami deals 1 damage to you if you don't control an Ogre. {2}{B}{B}, {T}, Sacrifice all lands you control: Create Urami, a legendary 5/5 black Demon Spirit creature token with flying.

Land
Tomb of Urami (sok) 165
Unholy Citadel

Black legendary creatures you control have "bands with other legendary creatures." (Any legendary creatures can attack in a band as long as at least one has "bands with other legendary creatures." Bands are blocked as a group. If at least two legendary creatures you control, one of which has "bands with other legendary creatures," are blocking or being blocked by the same creature, you divide that creature's combat damage, not its controller, among any of the creatures it's being blocked by or is blocking.)

Land
Unholy Citadel (leg) 309
Untaidake, the Cloud Keeper

Untaidake enters tapped. {T}, Pay 2 life: Add {C}{C}. Spend this mana only to cast legendary spells.

Land
Untaidake, the Cloud Keeper (chk) 285

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Worst Artifact

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Aladdin's Lamp

{X}, {T}: The next time you would draw a card this turn, instead look at the top X cards of your library, put all but one of them on the bottom of your library in a random order, then draw a card. X can't be 0.

Artifact
Aladdin's Lamp (4ed) 291
Aladdin's Ring

{8}, {T}: This artifact deals 4 damage to any target.

Artifact
Aladdin's Ring (4ed) 292
Apocalypse Chime

{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Destroy all nontoken permanents with a name originally printed in the Homelands expansion. They can't be regenerated.

Artifact
Apocalypse Chime (hml) 101
Arcum's Sleigh

{2}, {T}: Target creature gains vigilance until end of turn. Activate only during combat and only if defending player controls a snow land.

Artifact
Arcum's Sleigh (ice) 309
Armageddon Clock

At the beginning of your upkeep, put a doom counter on this artifact. At the beginning of your draw step, this artifact deals damage equal to the number of doom counters on it to each player. {4}: Remove a doom counter from this artifact. Any player may activate this ability but only during any upkeep step.

Artifact
Armageddon Clock (4ed) 295
City in a Bottle

Whenever one or more other nontoken permanents with a name originally printed in the Arabian Nights expansion are on the battlefield, their controllers sacrifice them. Players can't cast spells or play lands with a name originally printed in the Arabian Nights expansion.

Artifact
City in a Bottle (arn) 60
Golgothian Sylex

{1}, {T}: Each nontoken permanent with a name originally printed in the Antiquities expansion is sacrificed by its controller.

Artifact
Golgothian Sylex (atq) 51
Illusionary Mask

{X}: You may choose a creature card in your hand whose mana cost could be paid by some amount of, or all of, the mana you spent on {X}. If you do, you may cast that card face down as a 2/2 creature spell without paying its mana cost. If the creature that spell becomes as it resolves has not been turned face up and would assign or deal damage, be dealt damage, or become tapped, instead it's turned face up and assigns or deals damage, is dealt damage, or becomes tapped. Activate only as a sorcery.

Artifact
Illusionary Mask (2ed) 250
Jandor's Ring

{2}, {T}, Discard the last card you drew this turn: Draw a card.

Artifact
Jandor's Ring (3ed) 256
Juju Bubble

Cumulative upkeep {1} (At the beginning of your upkeep, put an age counter on this permanent, then sacrifice it unless you pay its upkeep cost for each age counter on it.) When you play a card, sacrifice this artifact. {2}: You gain 1 life.

Artifact
Juju Bubble (vis) 147
Lotus Guardian

Flying {T}: Add one mana of any color.

Creature Artifact
Lotus Guardian (inv) 305
Naked Singularity

Cumulative upkeep {3} (At the beginning of your upkeep, put an age counter on this permanent, then sacrifice it unless you pay its upkeep cost for each age counter on it.) If tapped for mana, Plains produce {R}, Islands produce {G}, Swamps produce {W}, Mountains produce {U}, and Forests produce {B} instead of any other type.

Artifact
Naked Singularity (ice) 330
Pyxis of Pandemonium

{T}: Each player exiles the top card of their library face down. {7}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Each player turns face up all cards they own exiled with this artifact, then puts all permanent cards among them onto the battlefield.

Artifact
Pyxis of Pandemonium (ths) 220
Rakalite

{2}: Prevent the next 1 damage that would be dealt to any target this turn. Return this artifact to its owner's hand at the beginning of the next end step.

Artifact
Rakalite (chr) 105
Razor Boomerang

Equipped creature has "{T}, Unattach Razor Boomerang: It deals 1 damage to any target. Return Razor Boomerang to its owner's hand." Equip {2}

Artifact
Razor Boomerang (wwk) 129
Razor Pendulum

At the beginning of each player's end step, if that player has 5 or less life, this artifact deals 2 damage to that player.

Artifact
Razor Pendulum (mir) 317
Staff of Zegon

{3}, {T}: Target creature gets -2/-0 until end of turn.

Artifact
Staff of Zegon (atq) 65

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Worst Legend

Quantity: 4Price: $12.96
Barktooth Warbeard

Creature
Barktooth Warbeard (leg) 221
Gabriel Angelfire

At the beginning of your upkeep, choose flying, first strike, trample, or rampage 3. Gabriel Angelfire gains that ability until your next upkeep. (Whenever a creature with rampage 3 becomes blocked, it gets +3/+3 until end of turn for each creature blocking it beyond the first.)

Creature
Gabriel Angelfire (chr) 76
Jedit Ojanen

Creature
Jedit Ojanen (leg) 234
Zedruu the Greathearted

At the beginning of your upkeep, you gain X life and draw X cards, where X is the number of permanents you own that your opponents control. {U}{R}{W}: Target opponent gains control of target permanent you control.

Creature
Zedruu the Greathearted (c16) 231

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Worst Creature

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Accursed Centaur

When this creature enters, sacrifice a creature.

Creature
Accursed Centaur (ons) 123
Alabaster Leech

White spells you cast cost {W} more to cast.

Creature
Alabaster Leech (inv) 1
Andradite Leech

Black spells you cast cost {B} more to cast. {B}: This creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.

Creature
Andradite Leech (inv) 93
Filthy Cur

Whenever this creature is dealt damage, you lose that much life.

Creature
Filthy Cur (ody) 136
Flailing Soldier

{1}: This creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn. Any player may activate this ability. {1}: This creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn. Any player may activate this ability.

Creature
Flailing Soldier (mmq) 189
Goblin Spy

Play with the top card of your library revealed.

Creature
Goblin Spy (inv) 145
Icatian Moneychanger

This creature enters with three credit counters on it. When this creature enters, it deals 3 damage to you. At the beginning of your upkeep, put a credit counter on this creature. Sacrifice this creature: You gain 1 life for each credit counter on this creature. Activate only during your upkeep.

Creature
Icatian Moneychanger (fem) 10b
Jade Leech

Green spells you cast cost {G} more to cast.

Creature
Jade Leech (inv) 190
Maro

Maro's power and toughness are each equal to the number of cards in your hand.

Creature
Maro (mir) 228
Merchant Ship

This creature can't attack unless defending player controls an Island. Whenever this creature attacks and isn't blocked, you gain 2 life. When you control no Islands, sacrifice this creature.

Creature
Merchant Ship (arn) 17
Mogg Squad

This creature gets -1/-1 for each other creature on the battlefield.

Creature
Mogg Squad (tmp) 192
Primordial Ooze

This creature attacks each combat if able. At the beginning of your upkeep, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. Then you may pay {X}, where X is the number of +1/+1 counters on it. If you don't, tap this creature and it deals X damage to you.

Creature
Primordial Ooze (chr) 54
Quarum Trench Gnomes

{T}: If target Plains is tapped for mana, it produces colorless mana instead of white mana. (This effect lasts indefinitely.)

Creature
Quarum Trench Gnomes (leg) 162
Sapphire Leech

Flying Blue spells you cast cost {U} more to cast.

Creature
Sapphire Leech (inv) 71
Shinka Gatekeeper

Whenever this creature is dealt damage, it deals that much damage to you.

Creature
Shinka Gatekeeper (bok) 117
Sophic Centaur

{2}{G}{G}, {T}, Discard a card: You gain 2 life for each card in your hand.

Creature
Sophic Centaur (plc) 139
Spinal Parasite

Sunburst (This enters with a +1/+1 counter on it for each color of mana spent to cast it.) Remove two +1/+1 counters from this creature: Remove a counter from target permanent.

Creature Artifact
Spinal Parasite (5dn) 155
Takeno's Cavalry

Bushido 1 (Whenever this creature blocks or becomes blocked, it gets +1/+1 until end of turn.) {T}: This creature deals 1 damage to target attacking or blocking Spirit.

Creature
Takeno's Cavalry (bok) 24
Venser's Sliver

Creature Artifact
Venser's Sliver (tsp) 267
Viashino Skeleton

{1}{B}, Discard a card: Regenerate this creature.

Creature
Viashino Skeleton (ala) 118
Viridian Scout

{2}{G}, Sacrifice this creature: It deals 2 damage to target creature with flying.

Creature
Viridian Scout (5dn) 100
Warping Wurm

Phasing (This phases in or out before you untap during each of your untap steps. While it's phased out, it's treated as though it doesn't exist.) At the beginning of your upkeep, this creature phases out unless you pay {2}{G}{U}. Whenever this creature phases in, put a +1/+1 counter on it.

Creature
Warping Wurm (mir) 287
Wood Elemental

As this creature enters, sacrifice any number of untapped Forests. Wood Elemental's power and toughness are each equal to the number of Forests sacrificed as it entered.

Creature
Wood Elemental (leg) 215
Zephyr Spirit

When this creature blocks, return it to its owner's hand.

Creature
Zephyr Spirit (rav) 76

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Worst Sorcery

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Aether Tide

As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard X creature cards. Return X target creatures to their owners' hands.

Sorcery
Aether Tide (exo) 27
Archangel's Light

You gain 2 life for each card in your graveyard, then shuffle your graveyard into your library.

Sorcery
Archangel's Light (dka) 1
Baki's Curse

Baki's Curse deals 2 damage to each creature for each Aura attached to that creature.

Sorcery
Baki's Curse (hml) 22
Bargain

Target opponent draws a card. You gain 7 life.

Sorcery
Bargain (p02) 14
Cruel Bargain

Draw four cards. You lose half your life, rounded up.

Sorcery
Cruel Bargain (por) 86
Culling Mark

Target creature blocks this turn if able.

Sorcery
Culling Mark (bng) 120
Demonic Bargain

Exile the top thirteen cards of your library, then search your library for a card. Put that card into your hand, then shuffle.

Sorcery
Demonic Bargain (vow) 103
Hint of Insanity

Target player reveals their hand. That player discards all nonland cards with the same name as another card in their hand.

Sorcery
Hint of Insanity (ody) 143
Ichor Explosion

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature. All creatures get -X/-X until end of turn, where X is the sacrificed creature's power.

Sorcery
Ichor Explosion (nph) 64
Tombfire

Target player exiles all cards with flashback from their graveyard.

Sorcery
Tombfire (ody) 165
Winter Sky

Flip a coin. If you win the flip, Winter Sky deals 1 damage to each creature and each player. If you lose the flip, each player draws a card.

Sorcery
Winter Sky (hml) 80

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Worst Enchantment

Quantity: 13Price: $172.53
Battle of Wits

At the beginning of your upkeep, if you have 200 or more cards in your library, you win the game.

Enchantment
Battle of Wits (ody) 69
Common Cause

Nonartifact creatures get +2/+2 as long as they all share a color.

Enchantment
Common Cause (mmq) 13
Dispersing Orb

{3}{U}, Sacrifice a permanent: Return target permanent to its owner's hand.

Enchantment
Dispersing Orb (ons) 80
Divine Intervention

This enchantment enters with two intervention counters on it. At the beginning of your upkeep, remove an intervention counter from this enchantment. When you remove the last intervention counter from this enchantment, the game is a draw.

Enchantment
Divine Intervention (leg) 8
Dragon Appeasement

Skip your draw step. Whenever you sacrifice a creature, you may draw a card.

Enchantment
Dragon Appeasement (arb) 115
Fasting

At the beginning of your upkeep, put a hunger counter on this enchantment. Then destroy this enchantment if it has five or more hunger counters on it. If you would begin your draw step, you may skip that step instead. If you do, you gain 2 life. When you draw a card, destroy this enchantment.

Enchantment
Fasting (drk) 7
Freyalise's Radiance

Cumulative upkeep {2} (At the beginning of your upkeep, put an age counter on this permanent, then sacrifice it unless you pay its upkeep cost for each age counter on it.) Snow permanents don't untap during their controllers' untap steps.

Enchantment
Freyalise's Radiance (csp) 108
Magma Vein

{R}, Sacrifice a land: This enchantment deals 1 damage to each creature without flying.

Enchantment
Magma Vein (ody) 203
Power Leak

Enchant enchantment At the beginning of the upkeep of enchanted enchantment's controller, that player may pay any amount of mana. This Aura deals 2 damage to that player. Prevent X of that damage, where X is the amount of mana that player paid this way.

Enchantment
Power Leak (4ed) 92
Reality Twist

Cumulative upkeep {1}{U}{U} (At the beginning of your upkeep, put an age counter on this permanent, then sacrifice it unless you pay its upkeep cost for each age counter on it.) If tapped for mana, Plains produce {R}, Swamps produce {G}, Mountains produce {W}, and Forests produce {B} instead of any other type.

Enchantment
Reality Twist (ice) 94
Security Detail

{W}{W}: Create a 1/1 white Soldier creature token. Activate only if you control no creatures and only once each turn.

Enchantment
Security Detail (mmq) 47
Vassal's Duty

{1}: The next 1 damage that would be dealt to target legendary creature you control this turn is dealt to you instead.

Enchantment
Vassal's Duty (chk) 48
Yawgmoth's Bargain

Skip your draw step. Pay 1 life: Draw a card.

Enchantment
Yawgmoth's Bargain (uds) 75

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Worst Instant

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Break Open

Turn target face-down creature an opponent controls face up.

Instant
Break Open (ons) 190
Call for Blood

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature. Target creature gets -X/-X until end of turn, where X is the sacrificed creature's power.

Instant
Call for Blood (bok) 63
Disorient

Target creature gets -7/-0 until end of turn.

Instant
Disorient (m10) 48
Force Spike

Counter target spell unless its controller pays {1}.

Instant
Force Spike (5ed) 88
Hisoka's Defiance

Counter target Spirit or Arcane spell.

Instant
Hisoka's Defiance (chk) 67
Moonlace

Target spell or permanent becomes colorless.

Instant
Moonlace (plst) TSP-68
One with Nothing

Discard your hand.

Instant
One with Nothing (plst) SOK-84
Pale Moon

Until end of turn, if a player taps a nonbasic land for mana, it produces colorless mana instead of any other type.

Instant
Pale Moon (nem) 36

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Deck Info

Deck stats

16 pips - 13 cards
12 mana - 12 cards
22 pips - 17 cards
9 mana - 9 cards
17 pips - 13 cards
13 mana - 13 cards
14 pips - 13 cards
11 mana - 11 cards
13 pips - 10 cards
11 mana - 11 cards
0 pips - 0 cards
3 mana - 2 cards
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