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Commander

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Commander Mustard
Vigilance
Other Soldiers you control have vigilance, trample, and haste.
: Until end of turn, Soldiers you control gain "Whenever this creature attacks, it deals 1 damage to defending player."
Legendary Creature - Human Soldier
Commander Mustard (clu) 6

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Corporate

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Icatian Moneychanger
This creature enters with three credit counters on it.
When this creature enters, it deals 3 damage to you.
At the beginning of your upkeep, put a credit counter on this creature.
Sacrifice this creature: You gain 1 life for each credit counter on this creature. Activate only during your upkeep.
Creature - Human
Icatian Moneychanger (fem) 10b
Keeper of the Accord
At the beginning of each opponent's end step, if that player controls more creatures than you, create a 1/1 white Soldier creature token.
At the beginning of each opponent's end step, if that player controls more lands than you, you may search your library for a basic Plains card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
Creature - Human Soldier
Keeper of the Accord (pip) 164

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Customers

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_____ Bird Gets the Worm
Flying
When this creature enters, you may put a name sticker on it. You gain X life, where X is the number of unique vowels on that sticker. (The vowels are A, E, I, O, U, and Y.)
Creature - Bird Guest
_____ Bird Gets the Worm (unf) 5
Confusion in the Ranks
Whenever an artifact, creature, or enchantment enters, its controller chooses target permanent another player controls that shares a card type with it. Exchange control of those permanents.
Enchantment
Confusion in the Ranks (mrd) 87
Earth Elemental
Creature - Elemental
Earth Elemental (2ed) 145
Entrapment Maneuver
Target player sacrifices an attacking creature of their choice. You create X 1/1 white Soldier creature tokens, where X is that creature's toughness.
Instant
Entrapment Maneuver (pz2) 10
Sanguine Sipper
This creature has lifelink as long as you control a stickered permanent.
Creature - Vampire Guest
Sanguine Sipper (unf) 26
Share the Spoils
When this enchantment enters and whenever an opponent loses the game, exile the top card of each player's library.
During each player's turn, that player may play a land or cast a spell from among cards exiled with this enchantment, and they may spend mana as though it were mana of any color to cast that spell. When they do, exile the top card of their library.
Enchantment
Share the Spoils (afc) 34
Smoke
Players can't untap more than one creature during their untap steps.
Enchantment
Smoke (5ed) 268
Ulamog, the Ceaseless Hunger
When you cast this spell, exile two target permanents.
Indestructible
Whenever Ulamog attacks, defending player exiles the top twenty cards of their library.
Legendary Creature - Eldrazi
Ulamog, the Ceaseless Hunger (cmm) 5
Void Winnower
Your opponents can't cast spells with even mana values. (Zero is even.)
Your opponents can't block with creatures with even mana values.
Creature - Eldrazi
Void Winnower (sld) 1075
Zhulodok, Void Gorger
Colorless spells you cast from your hand with mana value 7 or greater have "Cascade, cascade." (When you cast one, exile cards from the top of your library until you exile a nonland card that costs less. You may cast it without paying its mana cost. Put the exiled cards on the bottom in a random order. Then do it again.)
Legendary Creature - Eldrazi
Zhulodok, Void Gorger (cmm) 704

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Employees

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Complaints Clerk
When this creature enters, open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.)
Whenever you roll a 1, create a 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature token.
Creature - Beast Employee Sloth
Complaints Clerk (unf) 7
Ragost, Deft Gastronaut
Artifacts you control are Foods in addition to their other types and have "
,
, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life."
,
, Sacrifice a Food: Ragost deals 3 damage to each opponent.
At the beginning of each end step, if you gained life this turn, untap Ragost.
Legendary Creature - Lobster Citizen
Ragost, Deft Gastronaut (eoe) 224
Recruitment Officer
: Look at the top four cards of your library. You may reveal a creature card with mana value 3 or less from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
Creature - Human Soldier
Recruitment Officer (j25) 239
Ride Guide
When this creature enters, open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.)
Creature - Human Employee
Ride Guide (unf) 24
Territorial Dispute
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice this enchantment unless you sacrifice a land.
Players can't play lands.
Enchantment
Territorial Dispute (mmq) 217
Trash Bin
Visit — Mill two cards, then return a card at random from your graveyard to your hand. (To mill a card, a player puts the top card of their library into their graveyard.)
Artifact - Attraction
Trash Bin (unf) 232a

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Factory

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Smokestack
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may put a soot counter on this artifact.
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player sacrifices a permanent of their choice for each soot counter on this artifact.
Artifact
Smokestack (v14) 11

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Farm

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Bartered Cow
When this creature dies and when you discard this card, create a Food token. (It's an artifact with "
,
, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.")
Creature - Ox
Bartered Cow (plst) ELD-6
Boros Charm
Choose one —
• Boros Charm deals 4 damage to target player or planeswalker.
• Permanents you control gain indestructible until end of turn.
• Target creature gains double strike until end of turn.
Instant
Boros Charm (otc) 216
Butcher's Cleaver
Equipped creature gets +3/+0.
As long as equipped creature is a Human, it has lifelink.
Equip
Artifact - Equipment
Butcher's Cleaver (inr) 256
Hurloon Minotaur
Creature - Minotaur
Hurloon Minotaur (2ed) 159
Liberated Livestock
When this creature dies, create a 1/1 white Cat creature token with lifelink, a 1/1 white Bird creature token with flying, and a 2/4 white Ox creature token. For each of those tokens, you may put an Aura card from your hand and/or graveyard onto the battlefield attached to it.
Creature - Bird Cat Ox
Liberated Livestock (woc) 5
Park Bleater
Whenever another creature you own enters, you get
.
,
: You may put a sticker on a creature you own that entered this turn.
Creature - Goat Employee
Park Bleater (unf) 21
Swords to Plowshares
Exile target creature. Its controller gains life equal to its power.
Instant
Swords to Plowshares (drc) 37

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Ice Cream Machine

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Draconian Gate-Bot
When this creature enters, choose one —
• Open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.)
• Destroy target Attraction. (It's put into its owner's junkyard.)
Creature Artifact - Robot
Draconian Gate-Bot (unf) 188
On Thin Ice
Enchant snow land you control
When this Aura enters, exile target creature an opponent controls until this Aura leaves the battlefield.
Snow Enchantment - Aura
On Thin Ice (mh1) 20

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Kids Meal

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Robo-Piñata
When Robo-Piñata dies, choose one —
• You get
.
• You may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.
Creature Artifact - Clown Robot
Robo-Piñata (unf) 25
Syr Ginger, the Meal Ender
Syr Ginger has trample, hexproof, and haste as long as an opponent controls a planeswalker.
Whenever another artifact you control is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on Syr Ginger and scry 1.
,
, Sacrifice Syr Ginger: You gain life equal to its power.
Legendary Creature Artifact - Knight Food
Syr Ginger, the Meal Ender (woe) 252

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Kitchen

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Armory Mice
Celebration — This creature gets +0/+2 as long as two or more nonland permanents entered the battlefield under your control this turn.
Creature - Mouse
Armory Mice (woe) 3
Burning Oil
Burning Oil deals 3 damage to target attacking or blocking creature.
Flashback
(You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)
Instant
Burning Oil (dka) 84
Field-Tested Frying Pan
When this Equipment enters, create a Food token, then create a 1/1 white Halfling creature token and attach this Equipment to it.
Equipped creature has "Whenever you gain life, this creature gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the amount of life you gained."
Equip
Artifact - Equipment
Field-Tested Frying Pan (ltc) 11
Food Fight
Artifacts you control have "
, Sacrifice this artifact: It deals damage to any target equal to 1 plus the number of permanents named Food Fight you control."
Enchantment
Food Fight (woe) 129
Fry
This spell can't be countered.
Fry deals 5 damage to target creature or planeswalker that's white or blue.
Instant
Fry (m20) 140
Slayer's Cleaver
Equipped creature gets +3/+1 and must be blocked by an Eldrazi if able.
Equip
Artifact - Equipment
Slayer's Cleaver (emn) 198
Survivor's Med Kit
,
: Choose one that hasn't been chosen —
• Stimpak — Draw a card.
• Fancy Lads Snack Cakes — Create a Food token. (It's an artifact with "
,
, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.")
• RadAway — Target player loses all rad counters. Sacrifice this artifact.
Artifact
Survivor's Med Kit (pip) 144
Sword of Feast and Famine
Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and has protection from black and from green.
Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, that player discards a card and you untap all lands you control.
Equip
Artifact - Equipment
Sword of Feast and Famine (acr) 99
Witch's Oven
, Sacrifice a creature: Create a Food token. If the sacrificed creature's toughness was 4 or greater, create two Food tokens instead. (They're artifacts with "
,
, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.")
Artifact
Witch's Oven (plst) ELD-237

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Land

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Encroaching Wastes
: Add
.
,
, Sacrifice this land: Destroy target nonbasic land.
Land
Encroaching Wastes (cmr) 481
Wastes
: Add
.
Basic Land
Wastes (eoc) 191

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Marketing

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Clown Extruder
Visit — Create a 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature token.
Artifact - Attraction
Clown Extruder (unf) 204b
Clowning Around
Create two 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature tokens, then roll a six-sided die. If the result is equal to or less than the number of Robots you control, create a 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature token.
Sorcery
Clowning Around (unf) 6

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Play House

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Balloon Stand
Visit — Choose one.
• Create a 1/1 red Balloon creature token with flying.
• Sacrifice a Balloon. If you do, target creature gains flying until end of turn.
Artifact - Attraction
Balloon Stand (unf) 200a
Bounce Chamber
Visit — Return a creature you don't control with the lowest toughness among creatures you don't control to its owner's hand. (If multiple creatures are tied, choose any one of them.)
Artifact - Attraction
Bounce Chamber (unf) 201c
Circuits Act
Roll three six-sided dice. For each different result, create a 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature token.
Sorcery
Circuits Act (unf) 103
Clown Car
When this Vehicle enters, roll X six-sided dice. For each odd result, create a 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature token. For each even result, put a +1/+1 counter on this Vehicle.
Crew 2
Artifact - Vehicle
Clown Car (unf) 186
Kickoff Celebrations
Start your engines! (If you have no speed, it starts at 1. It increases once on each of your turns when an opponent loses life. Max speed is 4.)
When this enchantment enters, you may discard a card. If you do, draw two cards.
Max speed — Sacrifice this enchantment: Creatures and Vehicles you control gain haste until end of turn.
Enchantment
Kickoff Celebrations (dft) 135
Wee Champion
Whenever you place a sticker, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn. If it's an art sticker, instead put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
Creature - Minotaur Child Guest
Wee Champion (unf) 127

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Soda Machine

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Nuka-Cola Vending Machine
,
: Create a Food token. (It's an artifact with "
,
, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.")
Whenever you sacrifice a Food, create a tapped Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "
, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")
Artifact
Nuka-Cola Vending Machine (pip) 137

Soda Machine

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Maybeboard

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"Lifetime" Pass Holder
This creature enters tapped.
When this creature dies, open an Attraction.
Whenever you roll to visit your Attractions, if you roll a 6, you may return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield.
Creature - Zombie Guest
"Lifetime" Pass Holder (unf) 79
Animate Object
You get seven
. Choose an inanimate object you own from outside the game. Put a power and toughness sticker on it. You may also put a name sticker, an art sticker, and/or an ability sticker on it. Put it onto the battlefield as a creature token.
Sorcery
Animate Object (unf) 33
Applejack
Family Gathering — At the beginning of your end step, put a toy you own onto the battlefield as a 2/2 creature token with that toy's name, colors, and creature types. If the toy has wings, the token has flying. If the toy has a horn, scry 2. If it has neither, create a Food token.
Legendary Creature - Pony
Applejack (sld) 1537
Art Appreciation
Put an art sticker on a nonland permanent you own. Then ask a person outside the game to rate its new art on a scale from 1 to 5, where 5 is the best. When they rate the art, up to that many target creatures can't block this turn.
Sorcery
Art Appreciation (unf) 99
Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar
As long as you've discarded a card this turn, you may pay
to cast this spell.
When Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar enters, you may search your library for a card named The Underworld Cookbook, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
Sacrifice two Foods: Target creature deals 6 damage to itself.
Legendary Creature - Human Wizard
Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar (mh2) 186
Assembled Ensemble
Vigilance
Assembled Ensemble's power is equal to the number of Robots you control.
Whenever you cast a spell with an artifact creature in its art, create a 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature token.
Creature Artifact - Bard Clown Robot
Assembled Ensemble (unf) 3
Atinlay Igpay
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Enwhay ouyay eakspay ay onnay-igpay-atinlay ordway, acrificesay isthay eaturecray.
Creature - Igpay
Atinlay Igpay (unh) 1
B-I-N-G-O
Trample
Whenever a player casts a spell, put a chip counter on its mana value.
This creature gets +9/+9 for each set of three numbers in a row with chip counters on them.
Creature - Dog
B-I-N-G-O (ulst) 34
Bamboozling Beeble
Protection from Robots
,
: The next time target player would roll one or more dice this turn, instead they roll that many dice plus one and you choose one of those rolls to ignore.
Creature - Beeble
Bamboozling Beeble (unf) 37
Baron Von Count
Baron Von Count enters with a doom counter on "5."
Whenever you cast a spell with the indicated numeral in its mana cost, text box, power, or toughness, move the doom counter one numeral to the left.
When the doom counter moves from "1," destroy target player and put that doom counter on "5."
Legendary Creature - Human Villain
Baron Von Count (ulst) 43
Better Than One
A person outside the game becomes your teammate. (Choose any number of cards in your hand, on top of your library, or on the battlefield under your control. Those cards become your teammate's hand, library, and permanents, respectively.)
Sorcery
Better Than One (ulst) 44
Blood Money
Destroy all creatures. For each nontoken creature destroyed this way, you create a tapped Treasure token.
Sorcery
Blood Money (lcc) 183
Boil
Destroy all Islands.
Instant
Boil (8ed) 180
Butterbur, Bree Innkeeper
At the beginning of your end step, if you don't control a Food, create a Food token. (It's an artifact with "
,
, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.")
Legendary Creature - Human Peasant
Butterbur, Bree Innkeeper (ltr) 197
capital offense
target creature gets -x/-x until end of turn, where x is the number of times a capital letter appears in its rules text. (ignore reminder text and flavor text.)
instant
capital offense (ust) 52
Carnival Carnivore
Deathtouch
When Carnival Carnivore enters, you get
, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.
Creature - Crab Horror Alien
Carnival Carnivore (unf) 68
Centrifuge
Visit — Each player draws a card from the library of the player to their right. You create three Treasure tokens.
Artifact - Attraction
Centrifuge (unf) 203b
Cheap Ass
Spells you cast cost
less to cast.
Creature - Townsfolk Donkey
Cheap Ass (unh) 5
Chicken à la King
Whenever a 6 is rolled on a six-sided die, put a +1/+1 counter on each Bird. (You may roll dice only when instructed to.)
Tap an untapped Bird you control: Roll a six-sided die. (Like now.)
Creature - Bird Noble
Chicken à la King (und) 21
Chicken Egg
At the beginning of your upkeep, roll a six-sided die. If you roll a 6, sacrifice this creature and create a 4/4 red Giant Bird creature token.
Creature - Egg
Chicken Egg (ugl) 41
Chicken Troupe
Ward
(Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, counter it unless that player pays
.)
When Chicken Troupe enters, you get
, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.
Creature - Bird Performer
Chicken Troupe (unf) 133
Clay Pigeon
Flying
, Throw this creature into the air at least two feet above your head while seated: If you catch this creature with one hand, prevent all damage a source of your choice would deal to you this turn and tap this creature. Otherwise, sacrifice it.
Creature Artifact - Bird
Clay Pigeon (ugl) 73
Clever Combo
Search your library for a host card or a card with augment, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
Sorcery
Clever Combo (ust) 105
Cockatrice
Flying
Whenever this creature blocks or becomes blocked by a non-Wall creature, destroy that creature at end of combat.
Creature - Cockatrice
Cockatrice (2ed) 190
Collector Protector
, Give an opponent a nonland card you own from outside the game: Prevent the next 1 damage that would be dealt to you or this creature this turn.
Creature - Human Gamer
Collector Protector (unh) 7
Cover the Spot
Visit — Drop three cards you own from outside the game one at a time onto the playing area from a height of at least one foot (about 0.3 meters). If those cards completely cover this Attraction, claim the prize!
Prize — You get
, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own. Sacrifice this Attraction, then open an Attraction.
Artifact - Attraction
Cover the Spot (unf) 207d
Dairy Cow
Grazing type (This creature enters the battlefield with five milk counters on it for each Forest and/or Plant you control.)
Creature - Cow
Dairy Cow (mb2) 574
Dee Kay, Finder of the Lost
When Dee Kay enters, open an Attraction.
Whenever you roll a 2, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
Whenever you roll a 4, you may tap or untap target artifact or creature.
Whenever you roll a 6, return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.
Legendary Creature - Zombie Employee
Dee Kay, Finder of the Lost (unf) 167
Discourtesy Clerk
When this creature enters, open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.)
At the beginning of your end step, if you control three or more Attractions, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.
Creature - Vampire Employee
Discourtesy Clerk (unf) 70
Disemvowel
Destroy target creature. That creature's controller loses 1 life for each unique vowel in the creature's name. (The vowels are A, E, I, O, U, and Y.)
Sorcery
Disemvowel (unf) 71
Done for the Day
At the beginning of your end step, if you control an Employee, a Performer, or a Robot, you may get
or create a Treasure token. If you control all three, you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.
Enchantment
Done for the Day (unf) 136
Double Take
Choose another player. You draw two cards. At the beginning of the first upkeep in your next game with that player, you draw two cards.
Instant
Double Take (ugl) 23
Down for Repairs
Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it. That player discards that card. Destroy up to one target Attraction that player controls. (It's put into their junkyard.)
Sorcery
Down for Repairs (unf) 73
Exchange of Words
When this enchantment enters, choose two target creatures. For as long as this enchantment remains on the battlefield, exchange the text boxes of those creatures.
Enchantment
Exchange of Words (unf) 45
Extremely Slow Zombie
Last strike (This creature deals combat damage after creatures without last strike.)
Creature - Zombie
Extremely Slow Zombie (ust) 54d
Fat Ass
This creature gets +2/+2 and has trample as long as you're eating. (Gum isn't food. We checked.)
Creature - Shaman Donkey
Fat Ass (unh) 95
Feasting Hobbit
Devour Food 3 (As this creature enters, you may sacrifice any number of Foods. It enters with three times that many +1/+1 counters on it.)
Creatures with power less than this creature's power can't block it.
Creature - Citizen Halfling
Feasting Hobbit (ltc) 37
Fight the _____ Fight
Enchant creature you control
When this Aura enters, you may put a name sticker on it. When you do, enchanted creature fights up to one target creature you don't control.
Enchanted creature gets +0/+2 for each name sticker on this Aura with eight or more letters.
Enchantment - Aura
Fight the _____ Fight (unf) 138
Finishing Move
You get
, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own. Target creature you control deals damage equal to its power to target creature you don't control.
Sorcery
Finishing Move (unf) 139
First Come, First Served
Each attacking or blocking creature with the lowest collector number among attacking or blocking creatures has first strike.
Enchantment
First Come, First Served (unh) 12
Flavor Judge
: Choose target spell or ability that targets a permanent you control. Then ask a person outside the game if the story of what will happen makes sense. If they say no, sacrifice this creature and counter that spell or ability.
Creature - Bird Advisor
Flavor Judge (ulst) 3
Focused Funambulist
Flash
As this creature enters, you may put an art sticker on the empty side of the balancing pole. When you do, ask a person outside the game "Does this look balanced?" If they say yes, you may tap or untap target creature.
Creature - Human Performer
Focused Funambulist (unf) 47
Food
,
, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.
Artifact Token - Food
Food (tfdn) 22
Free-for-All
When this enchantment enters, exile all creatures face down.
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player chooses a card exiled with this enchantment at random and puts it onto the battlefield.
When this enchantment leaves the battlefield, put all cards exiled with it into their owners' graveyards.
Enchantment
Free-for-All (ugl) 25
Free-Range Chicken
: Roll two six-sided dice. If both results are the same, this creature gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is that result. If the total of those results is equal to any other total you have rolled this turn for this ability, sacrifice it. (For example, if you roll two 3s, it gets +3/+3. If you roll a 4 and a 2 for this ability later that turn, sacrifice it.)
Creature - Bird
Free-Range Chicken (und) 63
Genetic Recombinator
Whenever you crank this Contraption, up to two target creatures each get +2/+2 until end of turn.
Artifact - Contraption
Genetic Recombinator (ust) 182
Get Your Head in the Game
Flash
When this enchantment enters, exile target nonland permanent until it (this card) leaves the battlefield, then touch it (this card) to your head. When it (this card) stops touching it (your head), sacrifice it (the card, not your head).
Enchantment
Get Your Head in the Game (unf) 10
Gimme Five
You gain 1 life for each person who high-fives you in the next thirty seconds. Each player in an Un-game who high-fives you gains 1 life. (Offer high fives. Don't hit people.)
Instant
Gimme Five (ust) 7
Global Ruin
Each player chooses from the lands they control a land of each basic land type, then sacrifices the rest.
Sorcery
Global Ruin (inv) 18
Gluetius Maximus
As this creature enters, an opponent chooses one of your fingers. (Thumbs are fingers, too.)
When the chosen finger isn't touching this creature, sacrifice this creature.
Creature - Beast
Gluetius Maximus (unh) 98
Gluttonous Troll
Trample
When this creature enters, create a number of Food tokens equal to the number of opponents you have. (Food tokens are artifacts with "
,
, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.")
, Sacrifice another nonland permanent: This creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
Creature - Troll
Gluttonous Troll (c21) 218
Goblin Bookie
,
: Reflip any coin or reroll any die. (Activate only any time it makes sense.)
Creature - Goblin
Goblin Bookie (ugl) 43
Goblin Mime
When you speak, sacrifice this creature.
Creature - Goblin Mime
Goblin Mime (unh) 78
Grabby Tabby
This creature has vigilance as long as you control a stickered permanent.
Creature - Cat Guest
Grabby Tabby (unf) 140
Gus
This creature enters with a +1/+1 counter on it for each Magic game you have lost to one of your opponents since you last won a game against them.
Creature - Gus
Gus (ugl) 62
Gyome, Master Chef
Trample
At the beginning of your end step, create a number of Food tokens equal to the number of nontoken creatures you had enter the battlefield under your control this turn.
, Sacrifice a Food: Target creature gains indestructible until end of turn. Tap it.
Legendary Creature - Troll Warlock
Gyome, Master Chef (c21) 5
Hammerfest Boomtacular
Whenever you cast a spell with a Goblin Explosioneers watermark, this enchantment deals 2 damage to any target.
Enchantment
Hammerfest Boomtacular (ust) 87
Hangman
As this creature enters, secretly note a word with six to eight letters.
: Target player who doesn't control this creature guesses the noted word or an unguessed letter in that word. If they guess wrong, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. Any player may activate this ability.
When a player guesses the noted word or all of its letters, sacrifice this creature.
Creature - Human Villain
Hangman (ust) 56
How Is This a Par Three?!
Whenever you cast a spell, you may have target player mill X cards, where X is the number of words in that spell's name.
Enchantment
How Is This a Par Three?! (unf) 49
Hungry Hungry Heifer
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may remove a counter from a permanent you control. If you don't, sacrifice this creature.
Creature - Cow
Hungry Hungry Heifer (ugl) 63
Hurska Sweet-Tooth
Whenever Hurska attacks, create a Food token. (It's an artifact with "
,
, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.")
Whenever you gain life, you may pay
. When you do, target creature gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the amount of life you gained.
Legendary Creature - Bear
Hurska Sweet-Tooth (j25) 53
Hydradoodle
As this creature enters, roll X six-sided dice. This creature enters with a number of +1/+1 counters on it equal to the total of those results.
Reach, trample
Creature - Hydra Dog
Hydradoodle (ulst) 36
I'm Rubber, You're Glue
When you speak in non-rhyming sentences, sacrifice this enchantment.
Say "I'm rubber, you're glue. Everything bounces off me and sticks to you": Change the target of target spell or ability that targets only you.
Enchantment
I'm Rubber, You're Glue (ugl) 5
Icing Manipulator
Each +1/+1 counter on a creature you control is also a Food token. (It's an artifact with "
,
, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.")
,
: Roll two six-sided dice. For each odd result, put a +1/+1 counter on a creature of your choice. Activate only as a sorcery.
Creature - Human Employee
Icing Manipulator (unf) 142
Incoming!
Each player searches their library for any number of artifact, creature, enchantment, and/or land cards, puts them onto the battlefield, then shuffles.
Sorcery
Incoming! (ugl) 64
Inflation Station
Whenever you crank this Contraption, target creature gets +3/+3 until end of turn.
Artifact - Contraption
Inflation Station (ust) 190
Insatiable Frugivore
When this creature enters, create a Food token, then you may exile three cards from your graveyard. If you do, repeat this process.
, Sacrifice X Foods: Creatures you control get +X/+0 and gain menace until end of turn.
Creature - Rat Berserker
Insatiable Frugivore (blc) 18
Insufferable Syphon
Whenever you crank this Contraption, target player discards a card.
Artifact - Contraption
Insufferable Syphon (ust) 191
Jack-in-the-Mox
: Roll a six-sided die. This ability has the indicated effect.
1 — Sacrifice this artifact and you lose 5 life.
2 — Add
.
3 — Add
.
4 — Add
.
5 — Add
.
6 — Add
.
Artifact
Jack-in-the-Mox (und) 78
Jamming Device
Whenever you crank this Contraption, creatures target player controls get -1/-1 until end of turn.
Artifact - Contraption
Jamming Device (ust) 192
Jester's Sombrero
,
, Sacrifice this artifact: Look at target player's sideboard, choose three cards from it, and remove those cards from the match.
Artifact
Jester's Sombrero (ugl) 76
Juggletron
Trample
Whenever this creature attacks, you may put an art sticker on it.
This creature gets +3/+0 for each item in its art that's not touching Juggletron, another item, or the card frame.
Creature Artifact - Clown Robot
Juggletron (unf) 113
Just Desserts
Just Desserts deals π damage to target creature. (π is the ratio of a circle's circumference to its diameter. (It's a smidgen more than 3.))
Instant
Just Desserts (ust) 90
Krark's Other Thumb
If you would roll a die, instead roll two of those dice and ignore one of those results.
Legendary Artifact
Krark's Other Thumb (und) 79
Krazy Kow
At the beginning of your upkeep, roll a six-sided die. If you a roll a 1, sacrifice this creature and it deals 3 damage to each creature and each player.
Creature - Cow
Krazy Kow (ugl) 48
Ladies' Knight
Flying
Spells cast by players wearing at least one item of women's clothing cost
less to cast. (You can define women's clothing as you see fit. Be reasonable.)
Creature - Human Knight
Ladies' Knight (unh) 15
Land Aid '04
Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. If you sang a song the whole time you were searching and shuffling, you may untap that land.
Sorcery
Land Aid '04 (unh) 102
Lexivore
Whenever this creature deals damage to a player, destroy target permanent other than this creature with the most lines of text in its text box. (If two or more cards are tied, target any one of them.)
Creature - Beast
Lexivore (ugl) 7
Line Cutter
When this creature enters, roll to visit your Attractions.
Creature - Human Rogue Guest
Line Cutter (unf) 80
Little Girl
Creature - Human Child
Little Girl (unh) 16
Make a _____ Splash
Flash
When this enchantment enters, you may put a name sticker on it.
Whenever you put a sticker on this enchantment, tap up to X target creatures, where X is the number of u's in name stickers on this enchantment.
Enchantment
Make a _____ Splash (unf) 50
Mesa Chicken
Stand up, Flap your arms, Cluck like a chicken: This creature gains flying until end of turn.
Creature - Bird
Mesa Chicken (ugl) 9
Mistakes Were Made
Destroy target artifact or enchantment. Create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token for each fire extinguisher you can see from your seat.
Instant
Mistakes Were Made (unf) 147
Moniker Mage
, Say your middle name: This creature gains shroud until end of turn.
, Say an opponent's middle name: This creature gains flying until end of turn.
Creature - Human Wizard
Moniker Mage (unh) 39
Monkey Monkey Monkey
As this creature enters, choose a letter.
This creature gets +1/+1 for each nonland permanent whose name begins with the chosen letter.
Creature - Monkey
Monkey Monkey Monkey (unh) 104
Monoxa, Midway Manager
Whenever you roll a 3 or higher, Monoxa gains first strike until end of turn. If the roll was 4 or higher, it gains menace until end of turn. If the roll was 5 or higher, it gains lifelink until end of turn.
: Roll a six-sided die.
Legendary Creature - Vampire Employee
Monoxa, Midway Manager (unf) 173
Motion Sickness
Enchant creature
When this Aura enters, tap enchanted creature.
Enchanted creature doesn't untap during its controller's untap step.
Whenever you visit an Attraction, you may attach this Aura to target tapped creature.
Enchantment - Aura
Motion Sickness (unf) 53
Name Dropping
Gotcha — If an opponent says a word that's in the name of a card in your graveyard, you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return that card to your hand.
Enchantment
Name Dropping (unh) 105
Necro-Impotence
Skip your untap step.
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may pay X life. If you do, untap X permanents.
Pay ½ life: Exile the top card of your library face down. Put that card into your hand at the beginning of the next end step.
Enchantment
Necro-Impotence (unh) 60
Night Shift of the Living Dead
After you roll a die, you may pay 1 life. If you do, increase or decrease the result by 1. Do this only once each turn.
Whenever you roll a 6, create a 2/2 black Zombie Employee creature token.
Enchantment
Night Shift of the Living Dead (unf) 81
Old Flitterfang
Flying
At the beginning of each end step, if a creature died this turn, create a Food token. (It's an artifact with "
,
, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.")
, Sacrifice another creature or artifact: Old Flitterfang gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
Legendary Creature - Rat Faerie
Old Flitterfang (woe) 316
Old-Fashioned Vampire
Flying
This creature gets +2/+2 and has deathtouch as long as it's dark outdoors.
Creature - Vampyre
Old-Fashioned Vampire (ust) 62
Ow
Whenever a creature deals damage to a player, that player may say "Ow" once for each permanent named Ow. If the player doesn't, this enchantment deals 1 damage to them.
Enchantment
Ow (ugl) 36
Pet Project
Whenever you crank this Contraption, put target creature card from an opponent's graveyard onto the battlefield under your control.
Artifact - Contraption
Pet Project (ust) 198
Pippin's Bravery
You may sacrifice a Food. If you do, target creature gets +4/+4 until end of turn. Otherwise, that creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
Instant
Pippin's Bravery (ltr) 182
Plague Rats
Plague Rats's power and toughness are each equal to the number of creatures named Plague Rats on the battlefield.
Creature - Rat
Plague Rats (2ed) 122
Plate Spinning
Whenever you cast a spell, copy it and you may choose new targets for the copy. Then balance a card from outside the game on one of your fingertips. When that card falls or touches another card, sacrifice this enchantment.
Enchantment
Plate Spinning (unf) 56
Poultrygeist
Flying
Whenever a creature dies, you may roll a six-sided die. If you roll a 1, sacrifice this creature. Otherwise, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
Creature - Bird Spirit
Poultrygeist (und) 43
Power Sink
Counter target spell unless its controller pays
. If that player doesn't, they tap all lands with mana abilities they control and lose all unspent mana.
Instant
Power Sink (2ed) 73
Prize Wall
Defender
,
: You get
.
,
: You may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own. Activate only as a sorcery.
Creature - Wall
Prize Wall (unf) 57
Psychic Network
Each player plays with the top card of their library held against their forehead, revealed to each other player.
Enchantment
Psychic Network (ugl) 26
Questionable Cuisine
Return up to two target creature cards from your graveyard to your hand. Create a Food token for each trash can you can see from your seat. (It's an artifact with "
,
, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.")
Sorcery
Questionable Cuisine (unf) 84
Quick-Stick Lick Trick
Whenever you crank this Contraption, target creature gets +1/+1 and gains lifelink until end of turn.
Artifact - Contraption
Quick-Stick Lick Trick (ust) 199
Rapacious Guest
Menace
Whenever one or more creatures you control deal combat damage to a player, create a Food token.
Whenever you sacrifice a Food, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
When this creature leaves the battlefield, target opponent loses life equal to its power.
Creature - Citizen Halfling
Rapacious Guest (ltc) 28
Rat in the Hat
, Sacrifice this creature: Until end of turn, you may cast target creature card that has a hat from your graveyard.
Creature - Rat Rogue
Rat in the Hat (unf) 86
Robot Chicken
Whenever you cast a spell, put a 0/1 colorless Egg artifact creature token onto the battlefield.
Whenever an Egg you control is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, destroy target artifact or creature.
Creature Artifact - Construct Chicken
Robot Chicken (pcel) 6
Rock Star
Reach
When this creature enters, you may discard a card. If you do, reveal the top five cards of your library. Ask a person outside the game to choose which of them is most like a rock band. Put that card into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
Creature - Elemental Performer
Rock Star (unf) 122
S.N.O.T.
You may have S.N.O.T. enter stuck to another creature named S.N.O.T. If you do, all those creatures form a single creature.
S.N.O.T.'s power and toughness are each equal to the square of the number of cards named S.N.O.T. stuck together to form it. (One is a 1/1, two are a 4/4, three are a 9/9, and four are a 16/16. If you manage to get -1 S.N.O.T.s stuck together, it's a 1/1.)
Creature - Ooze
S.N.O.T. (unh) 111
Sap Sucker
Whenever you crank this Contraption, add
. Until end of turn, you don't lose this mana as steps and phases end.
Artifact - Contraption
Sap Sucker (ust) 203
Scathe Zombies
Creature - Zombie
Scathe Zombies (2ed) 126
Scream Puff
Deathtouch
Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, create a Food token. (It's an artifact with "
,
, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.")
Creature - Horror
Scream Puff (woe) 105
Sedge Troll
This creature gets +1/+1 as long as you control a Swamp.
: Regenerate this creature.
Creature - Troll
Sedge Troll (2ed) 173
Side to Side
You and target opponent arm-wrestle. If you win, create a 3/3 green Ape creature token.
Instant
Side to Side (unh) 110
Smothering Tithe
Whenever an opponent draws a card, that player may pay
. If the player doesn't, you create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "
, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")
Enchantment
Smothering Tithe (2x2) 342
Souvenir T-Shirt
Gear Up, sponsored by Wizards of the Coast — As this Equipment enters, roll two six-sided dice. For each Magic-branded item you're wearing, roll an additional six-sided die. Choose two of those results.
Equipped creature gets +X/+Y, where X is the first chosen result and Y is the second.
Equip
Artifact - Equipment
Souvenir T-Shirt (unf) 192
Spatula of the Ages
,
, Sacrifice this artifact: You may put a silver-bordered or acorn permanent card from your hand onto the battlefield.
Artifact
Spatula of the Ages (ugl) 81
Spider-Ham, Peter Porker
When Spider-Ham enters, create a Food token. (It's an artifact with "
,
, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.")
Animal May-Ham — Other Spiders, Boars, Bats, Bears, Birds, Cats, Dogs, Frogs, Jackals, Lizards, Mice, Otters, Rabbits, Raccoons, Rats, Squirrels, Turtles, and Wolves you control get +1/+1.
Legendary Creature - Spider Boar Hero
Spider-Ham, Peter Porker (spm) 114
Standard Procedure
, Reveal Standard Procedure from your hand: Choose an instant or sorcery card with mana value 3 or less currently legal in the Standard format. Standard Procedure becomes that card until end of turn.
Instant
Standard Procedure (unf) 1
Supersize
Target creature gets +3½/+3½ until end of turn.
Instant
Supersize (unh) 113
Surprise Party
When this enchantment enters, yell "Surprise!" and put onto the battlefield any number of printed Clown Robot tokens that aren't touching each other, that you hid on the battlefield before you cast this enchantment, and that weren't spotted by an opponent before you cast this enchantment.
Robots you control get +1/+0 and have vigilance.
Enchantment
Surprise Party (unf) 29
The Big Top
: Add one mana of any color that appears on your top. (A top is an outerwear garment worn on the upper body.)
Land
The Big Top (unf) 197
The Cheese Stands Alone
When you control no permanents other than The Cheese Stands Alone and have no cards in hand, you win the game.
Enchantment
The Cheese Stands Alone (ugl) 2
The Countdown Is at One
Players play a Magic subgame, starting at 1 life and using their libraries as their decks. For the rest of the main game, if a source would deal damage to a player who didn't win the subgame, it deals double that damage to that player instead.
Sorcery
The Countdown Is at One (ulst) 28
The Space Family Goblinson
The Space Family Goblinson has trample as long as you've rolled three or more dice this turn.
Whenever you roll a die, put a +1/+1 counter on The Space Family Goblinson.
Legendary Creature - Goblin Guest
The Space Family Goblinson (unf) 179
Top-Secret Tunnel
Whenever you crank this Contraption, target creature can't be blocked this turn.
Artifact - Contraption
Top-Secret Tunnel (ust) 207
Toy Boat
Cumulative upkeep—Say "Toy Boat" quickly. (At the beginning of your upkeep, put an age counter on this creature, then sacrifice it unless you say "Toy Boat" once for each age counter on it—without pausing between or fumbling it.)
Creature Artifact - Ship
Toy Boat (unh) 130
Urza's Fun House
: Add
.
: Add
. Activate only once and only if you control an Urza's Mine, an Urza's Power-Plant, and an Urza's Tower.
,
: Head to AskUrza.com and click Urza's Fun House.
Land - Urza's
Urza's Fun House (unf) 199
Vegetation Abomination
Deathtouch
, Sacrifice this creature: Roll a six-sided die. You gain life equal to the result.
Creature Artifact - Mutant Plant Food
Vegetation Abomination (unf) 160
Widget Contraption
Whenever you crank this Contraption, it assembles a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)
Artifact - Contraption
Widget Contraption (ust) 211
Wolf in _____ Clothing
When this creature enters, you may put a name sticker on it. When you do, up to X target creatures each get -1/-1 until end of turn, where X is the number of unique vowels on that sticker. (The vowels are A, E, I, O, U, and Y.)
Creature - Wolf Guest
Wolf in _____ Clothing (unf) 95
Work a Double
Assemble two Contraptions. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets. Then repeat this process.)
Sorcery
Work a Double (ust) 100
Yule Ooze
At the beginning of your upkeep, destroy another nonland permanent chosen at random, then put a number of +1/+1 counters on Yule Ooze equal to that permanent's converted mana cost.
, Eat some food: Regenerate Yule Ooze.
Creature - Ooze
Yule Ooze (hho) 11
Zombie Employee
Creature Token - Zombie Employee
Zombie Employee (tunf) 6
Zombie Fanboy
As this creature enters, choose an artist.
Whenever a permanent with art by the chosen artist is put into a graveyard, put two +1/+1 counters on this creature.
Creature - Zombie Gamer
Zombie Fanboy (unh) 69

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