Drop to import an external card...

Automatic
Maybeboard
Sideboard
Chosen category
Choose category
New category
0 viewsNaN secs ago
Custom
Size: 100Est cost: $199.60
No deck tags
 avatar
0 viewsNaN secs ago
Custom
Size: 100Est cost: $199.60
No deck tags
You have full use of the deck editor! However, as long as you remain in sandbox mode, you will be unable to save your changes.

Choose your preferred layout. You can mix and match options using the View as & Group by drop-downs above.

Commander

Qty: 1 Price: $3.49
Urza, Academy Headmaster
+1: Head to AskUrza.com and click +1.
−1: Head to AskUrza.com and click -1.
−6: Head to AskUrza.com and click -6.
Legendary Planeswalker - Urza
Urza, Academy Headmaster (ust) 136

Commander

(CTRL to add secondary)

Artifact

Qty: 6 Price: $38.60
Ashnod's Coupon
, Sacrifice this artifact: Target player gets you target drink. You pay any costs for the drink.
Artifact
Ashnod's Coupon (ugl) 69
Bronze Calendar
Spells you cast cost
less to cast.
You must speak in a voice other than your normal voice.
When you speak in your normal voice, sacrifice this artifact.
Artifact
Bronze Calendar (und) 76
Clown Car
When this Vehicle enters, roll X six-sided dice. For each odd result, create a 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature token. For each even result, put a +1/+1 counter on this Vehicle.
Crew 2
Artifact - Vehicle
Clown Car (unf) 186
Killer Cosplay
Whenever this Equipment becomes attached to a creature, choose a creature card name with an identical mana cost. That creature becomes a copy of the card with the chosen name until this Equipment becomes unattached from it.
Equip
Artifact - Equipment
Killer Cosplay (unf) 145
Rod of Spanking
,
: This artifact deals 1 damage to target player. Then untap this artifact unless that player says "Thank you, sir. May I have another?"
Artifact
Rod of Spanking (unh) 127
Strength-Testing Hammer
Whenever equipped creature attacks, roll a six-sided die. That creature gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the result. Then if it has the greatest power or is tied for greatest power among creatures on the battlefield, draw a card.
Equip
Artifact - Equipment
Strength-Testing Hammer (unf) 193

Artifact

(CTRL to add secondary)

Creature

Qty: 21 Price: $20.87
Avatar of Me
This spell costs
more to cast for each ten years you've been alive.
Avatar of Me's power is equal to your height in feet and its toughness is equal to your American shoe size. Round to the nearest ½.
Avatar of Me is the color of your eyes.
Creature - Avatar
Avatar of Me (und) 17
Axebane Stag
Creature - Elk
Axebane Stag (rtr) 116
Borborygmos
Trample
Whenever Borborygmos deals combat damage to a player, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control.
Legendary Creature - Cyclops
Borborygmos (gpt) 103
Bosh, Iron Golem
Trample
, Sacrifice an artifact: Bosh deals damage equal to the sacrificed artifact's mana value to any target.
Legendary Creature Artifact - Golem
Bosh, Iron Golem (c21) 237
Chancellor of the Tangle
You may reveal this card from your opening hand. If you do, at the beginning of your first main phase of the game, add
.
Vigilance, reach
Creature - Beast Phyrexian
Chancellor of the Tangle (nph) 106
Hearthhull, the Worldseed
Station (Tap another creature you control: Put charge counters equal to its power on this Spacecraft. Station only as a sorcery. It's an artifact creature at 8+.)
2+ |
,
, Sacrifice a land: Draw two cards. You may play an additional land this turn.
8+ | Flying, vigilance, haste
Whenever you sacrifice a land, each opponent loses 2 life.
Legendary Artifact - Spacecraft
Hearthhull, the Worldseed (eoc) 1
Hurloon Wrangler
Denimwalk (This creature can't be blocked as long as defending player is wearing denim.)
Creature - Minotaur
Hurloon Wrangler (ugl) 46
Karametra, God of Harvests
Indestructible
As long as your devotion to green and white is less than seven, Karametra isn't a creature.
Whenever you cast a creature spell, you may search your library for a Forest or Plains card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
Legendary Creature Enchantment - God
Karametra, God of Harvests (plst) BNG-148
Marang River Regent
Flying
When this creature enters, return up to two other target nonland permanents to their owners' hands.
Creature - Dragon
Marang River Regent // Coil and Catch (tdm) 51
Marauding Brinefang
Ward
(Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, counter it unless that player pays
.)
Islandcycling
(
, Discard this card: Search your library for an Island card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.)
Creature - Dinosaur
Marauding Brinefang (lci) 64
Nyxborn Colossus
Creature Enchantment - Giant
Nyxborn Colossus (thb) 191
Paladin of Predation
Toxic 6 (Players dealt combat damage by this creature also get six poison counters.)
This creature can't be blocked by creatures with power 2 or less.
Creature - Knight Phyrexian
Paladin of Predation (one) 178
Pearl Lake Ancient
Flash
This spell can't be countered.
Prowess (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.)
Return three lands you control to their owner's hand: Return this creature to its owner's hand.
Creature - Leviathan
Pearl Lake Ancient (ktk) 49
Rhino, Barreling Brute
Vigilance, trample, haste
Whenever Rhino attacks, if you've cast a spell with mana value 4 or greater this turn, draw a card.
Legendary Creature - Human Villain
Rhino, Barreling Brute (spm) 140
Riftburst Hellion
Reach
Disguise
(You may cast this card face down for
as a 2/2 creature with ward
. Turn it face up any time for its disguise cost.)
Creature - Hellion
Riftburst Hellion (mkm) 228
Scaled Behemoth
Hexproof (This creature can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control.)
Creature - Crocodile
Scaled Behemoth (cmr) 251
Stormkeld Vanguard
This creature can't be blocked by creatures with power 2 or less.
Creature - Warrior Giant
Stormkeld Vanguard // Bear Down (woe) 187
The Unspeakable
Flying, trample
Whenever The Unspeakable deals combat damage to a player, you may return target Arcane card from your graveyard to your hand.
Legendary Creature - Spirit
The Unspeakable (plst) DDS-13
Thieving Amalgam
At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, you manifest the top card of that player's library. (Put it onto the battlefield face down as a 2/2 creature. Turn it face up any time for its mana cost if it's a creature card.)
Whenever a creature you control but don't own dies, its owner loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.
Creature - Ape Snake
Thieving Amalgam (otc) 150
Tovolar's Huntmaster
When this creature enters, create two 2/2 green Wolf creature tokens.
Daybound (If a player casts no spells during their own turn, it becomes night next turn.)
Creature - Human Werewolf
Tovolar's Huntmaster // Tovolar's Packleader (mid) 204Tovolar's Huntmaster // Tovolar's Packleader (mid) 204
Woolly Loxodon
Morph
(You may cast this card face down as a 2/2 creature for
. Turn it face up any time for its morph cost.)
Creature - Warrior Elephant
Woolly Loxodon (plst) KTK-158

Creature

(CTRL to add secondary)

Enchantment

Qty: 14 Price: $12.28
"Ach! Hans, Run!"
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may say "Ach! Hans, run! It's the . . ." and the name of a creature card. If you do, search your library for a card with that name, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. That creature gains haste. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step.
Enchantment
"Ach! Hans, Run!" (unh) 116
Censorship
As this enchantment enters, choose a word.
Whenever a player says the chosen word, this enchantment deals 2 damage to that player.
Enchantment
Censorship (ugl) 15
Common Courtesy
Whenever a player casts a spell without asking your permission while casting it, counter that spell.
When a player asks you permission to cast a spell and you refuse, counter that spell and sacrifice this enchantment.
Enchantment
Common Courtesy (und) 22
Exchange of Words
When this enchantment enters, choose two target creatures. For as long as this enchantment remains on the battlefield, exchange the text boxes of those creatures.
Enchantment
Exchange of Words (unf) 45
Farewell to Arms
As this enchantment enters, choose a hand attached to an opponent's arm.
When the chosen hand isn't behind its owner's back, sacrifice this enchantment. If you do, that player discards their hand . . . of cards. (The lawyers wouldn't let us do it the other way.)
Enchantment
Farewell to Arms (unh) 56
Get Your Head in the Game
Flash
When this enchantment enters, exile target nonland permanent until it (this card) leaves the battlefield, then touch it (this card) to your head. When it (this card) stops touching it (your head), sacrifice it (the card, not your head).
Enchantment
Get Your Head in the Game (unf) 10
GO TO JAIL
When this enchantment enters, exile target creature an opponent controls until this enchantment leaves the battlefield.
At the beginning of the upkeep of the exiled card's owner, that player rolls two six-sided dice. If they roll doubles, sacrifice this enchantment.
Enchantment
GO TO JAIL (und) 6
Handcuffs
As this enchantment enters, choose a player.
When the chosen player's hands aren't touching each other, sacrifice this enchantment and that player sacrifices three permanents.
Enchantment
Handcuffs (ugl) 32
Look at Me, I'm R&D
As this enchantment enters, choose a number and a second number one higher or one lower than the first number.
All instances of the first chosen number in the full text of each permanent, spell, and card in any zone are changed to the second chosen number.
Enchantment
Look at Me, I'm R&D (und) 9
Loose Lips
Enchant creature
As this Aura enters, choose a sentence with eight or fewer words.
Enchanted creature has flying.
Whenever enchanted creature deals damage to an opponent, that player may say the chosen sentence. If they don't, you draw two cards.
Enchantment - Aura
Loose Lips (unh) 36
Magic Word
Enchant creature
As this Aura enters, choose a word.
Whisper the chosen word: Tap enchanted creature.
Enchantment - Aura
Magic Word (und) 24
Motion Sickness
Enchant creature
When this Aura enters, tap enchanted creature.
Enchanted creature doesn't untap during its controller's untap step.
Whenever you visit an Attraction, you may attach this Aura to target tapped creature.
Enchantment - Aura
Motion Sickness (unf) 53
Over My Dead Bodies
Creature cards in graveyards can attack and block as though they were on the battlefield, can block or be blocked only by creature cards in graveyards, are Zombies in addition to their other types, and have undeathtouch. (If they would deal damage to a creature card, exile that creature card instead.)
Creature cards in your graveyard have haste.
Enchantment
Over My Dead Bodies (ust) 63
Zzzyxas's Abyss
At the beginning of your upkeep, destroy all nonland permanents with the first name alphabetically among nonland permanents.
Enchantment
Zzzyxas's Abyss (unh) 70

Enchantment

(CTRL to add secondary)

Instant

Qty: 11 Price: $4.13
AWOL
Exile target attacking creature. Then remove it from the game. Then put it into the absolutely-removed-from-the-freaking-game-forever zone.
Instant
AWOL (und) 2
Boing!
Return target creature to its owner's hand, then roll a six-sided die. If the result is 3 or less, scry a number of cards equal to the result.
Instant
Boing! (unf) 40
Duh
Destroy target creature with reminder text. (Reminder text is any italicized text in parentheses that explains rules you already know.)
Instant
Duh (und) 35
Eye to Eye
You and target creature's controller have a staring contest. If you win, destroy that creature.
Instant
Eye to Eye (unh) 54
Flaccify
Counter target spell unless its controller pays
.
Instant
Flaccify (unh) 32
Mistakes Were Made
Destroy target artifact or enchantment. Create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token for each fire extinguisher you can see from your seat.
Instant
Mistakes Were Made (unf) 147
More or Less
Add or subtract 1 or one from a number or number word on target spell or permanent until end of turn.
Instant
More or Less (ust) 40
Number Crunch
Return target permanent to its owner's hand.
Gotcha — If an opponent says a number, you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return this card from your graveyard to your hand.
Instant
Number Crunch (unh) 42
Scooch
Add or subtract 1 from target creature's power, target player's life total, or target die roll's result.
Draw a card.
Instant
Scooch (unf) 91
Six-Sided Die
Choose target creature. Roll a six-sided die.
1 — It has base toughness 1 until end of turn.
2 — Put two -1/-1 counters on it.
3 — Six-Sided Die deals 3 damage to it and you gain 3 life.
4 — It gets -4/-4 until end of turn.
5 — Destroy it.
6 — Exile it.
Instant
Six-Sided Die (unf) 92
Who
Target player gains X life.
Instant
Who // What // When // Where // Why (und) 75

Instant

(CTRL to add secondary)

Land

Qty: 36 Price: $103.36
City of Ass
This land enters tapped.
: Add one and one-half mana of any one color.
Land
City of Ass (unh) 134
Forest
(
: Add
.)
Basic Land - Forest
Forest (tmt) 257
Island
(
: Add
.)
Basic Land - Island
Island (tmt) 311
Mountain
(
: Add
.)
Basic Land - Mountain
Mountain (tmt) 256
Plains
(
: Add
.)
Basic Land - Plains
Plains (tmt) 253
Swamp
(
: Add
.)
Basic Land - Swamp
Swamp (tmt) 255
The Big Top
: Add one mana of any color that appears on your top. (A top is an outerwear garment worn on the upper body.)
Land
The Big Top (unf) 197
Underdome
: Add
.
: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to pay Un-costs.
Land
Underdome (und) 86

Land

(CTRL to add secondary)

Planeswalker

Qty: 1 Price: $10.99
Comet, Stellar Pup
0: Roll a six-sided die.
1 or 2 — [+2], then create two 1/1 green Squirrel creature tokens. They gain haste until end of turn.
3 — [−1], then return a card with mana value 2 or less from your graveyard to your hand.
4 or 5 — Comet deals damage equal to the number of loyalty counters on him to a creature or player, then [−2].
6 — [+1], and you may activate Comet's loyalty ability two more times this turn.
Legendary Planeswalker - Comet
Comet, Stellar Pup (unf) 275

Planeswalker

(CTRL to add secondary)

Sorcery

Qty: 10 Price: $5.88
An Incident Has Occurred
Choose one or both —
• Destroy target creature with flying.
• Destroy target Attraction. (It's put into its owner's junkyard.)
You may apologize. If you do, you gain 3 life.
Sorcery
An Incident Has Occurred (unf) 143
Disemvowel
Destroy target creature. That creature's controller loses 1 life for each unique vowel in the creature's name. (The vowels are A, E, I, O, U, and Y.)
Sorcery
Disemvowel (unf) 71
Face to Face
You and target opponent play a best two-out-of-three Rock, Paper, Scissors match. If you win, Face to Face deals 5 damage to that player.
Sorcery
Face to Face (unh) 76
Five-Finger Discount
Put target nonland permanent into your hand. You may spend mana as though it were mana of any color the next time you cast that card.
Sorcery
Five-Finger Discount (ust) 33
Granny's Payback
You gain life equal to your age.
Sorcery
Granny's Payback (unh) 99
Look at Me, I'm the DCI
Ban a card other than a basic land card for the rest of the match. (All cards with that name in any zone or sideboard are removed from the match.)
Sorcery
Look at Me, I'm the DCI (und) 10
Mouth to Mouth
Choose target opponent and target creature they control. You and that player have a breath-holding contest. If you win, you gain control of that creature.
Sorcery
Mouth to Mouth (unh) 40
Oddly Uneven
Choose one —
• Destroy each creature with an odd number of words in its name. (Hyphenated words are one word.)
• Destroy each creature with an even number of words in its name.
Sorcery
Oddly Uneven (ust) 15
Phone a Friend
Call someone and ask them to choose one. If they don't answer, an opponent chooses one. (Don't explain anything else. You choose targets.)
• A — Gain control of target creature you don't control.
• B — Choose target creature you control. Create two tokens that are each copies of it.
• C — Take an extra turn after this one.
• D — Draw seven cards.
Sorcery
Phone a Friend (unf) 55
Strategy, Schmategy
Roll a six-sided die. Strategy, Schmategy has the indicated effect.
1 — Do nothing.
2 — Destroy all artifacts.
3 — Destroy all lands.
4 — Strategy, Schmategy deals 3 damage to each creature and each player.
5 — Each player discards their hand and draws seven cards.
6 — Repeat this process two more times.
Sorcery
Strategy, Schmategy (und) 58

Sorcery

(CTRL to add secondary)

Deck Info

Deck stats

12 pips - 10 cards
9 mana - 9 cards
30 pips - 19 cards
10 mana - 10 cards
18 pips - 12 cards
10 mana - 10 cards
13 pips - 10 cards
9 mana - 9 cards
33 pips - 20 cards
11 mana - 11 cards
0 pips - 0 cards
1 mana - 1 card
Card NameQtyOdds
Click charts to focus on cards
Deck extras (0)
AutoNew CategoryMaybeboardSideboardPinned Cards