{"ops":[{"insert":"Hey there, my name is Dick Bastardson and i use this account to store my decks. I used to work on the field of deck doctoring but after an ... unfortunate amount of miserable games against my peers, i've gone off the deep-end and now offer services in support of making your own fun everyone else's problem. Currently wanted in multiple game stores, my methods are if not effective in your own fun, certainly successful in making everyone else miserable. In your darkest hour, when your friends start playing azorius control or when they decide eldrazi and slivers look \"fun and interactive\", ill be there, whether you accept my assistance is up to you, for my philosophy is founded on the fact that ones deck needs to represent the person. (This is an imaginary alter ego character, do not take this seriously)\n\nAs for more details on my preferences in this wonderful game we share. I come from a very competitive yugioh background, so you know i am a great enjoyer of combo decks, my favorite color is Black, Rakdos is my favorite 2 color combo, mardu for the 3 color. My first commander ever and the reason i started playing in the first place was the humble Raphael, fiendish savior from Baldur's Gate, (great game, PLAY IT) but after getting diddled by a fellow man, i fell in love at first sight with Yawgmoth, thran physician who is still to this day my favorite card in the game, with aristocrats rising as my favorite deck archetype. Ironic, isnt it? The guy who gave me a modern deck when i was still not familiar with the game and hit me with Golgari Yawgmoth infinite combo on my first game sent me down the path i walk today, i suppose the abused become the abuser in a sick twisted way, but i have standards, Dick Bastardson only targets seasoned players, who are ignorant or unwilling to learn to play. As far as dislikes go, i dislike green players more than any other color players, as they play casually, are ignorant of the more deep rules of Magic, believe they have the morally superior playstyle, force their ways on others and have fun, so naturally i am a big hater of all things green, everything else is mostly fair game to be honest.\n\nAs for what you see in my profile, its mostly my casual decks, my actual signature \"make everyone suffer\" lists are secrets of the trade. My decks are made with a certain budget, so cards with a price tag bigger than 20 are not common in my lists. I like making mono color decks most of all, i indulge in some decks with heavy emphasis on themes or basic construction challenges and upgrading precons casually gives me so much joy...What? a man cant have a chill time with his hobbies? i know i am all about making abominations, but casual fun is welcome from time to time. Any assistance offered to my lists is greatly appreciated, i take pride in my mindset of always learning and growing with each passing day.\n\nI appreciate you taking the time to read the rambling of a fallen deck doctor. I believe your history is important and reflecting on your journey so far can help you forge the future the way you desire.\n \n -Dick Bastardson\n\n"}]}