{"ops":[{"insert":"Scooter is a "},{"attributes":{"underline":true},"insert":"Magic the Gathering"},{"insert":" player with a love for creativity, technology, and a good dose of sci-fi humor. When not playing magic, they can be found pondering "},{"attributes":{"italic":true},"insert":"life’s big questions"},{"insert":"—like, \"why robots need alcohol to function\". As "},{"attributes":{"italic":true,"bold":true},"insert":"Bender"},{"insert":" wisely said, "},{"attributes":{"italic":true},"insert":"\"I'm back, baby!\""},{"insert":"—and so is Scooter, always ready for the next adventure.\n\n"},{"attributes":{"italic":true},"insert":"\"When you do things right, people won’t be sure you’ve done anything at all.\""},{"insert":" – God Entity\n\n\n\n"}]}